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Nov 25, 2019 7:22 AM
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UnsolicitedDickPicks
why the hell do I need to be dealt with?
Bart1952
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SmokyDoggg
Tegsworth1685
This is brilliant because what is he gonna do, ask his friends? Dude, does this pic of my penis look like a child’s?
whiskeyvillage
"Is that your thumb?" or "Where's the rest of it?"
Andreanne
Did it hurt? You should get that checked
sauerteig
IMayNotReplyToYou
Why can't we get unsolicited boob pics?
Coopernius
I mean shit if you REALLY have to send a dick pic send it to me.
FrenziedPhallus
I'll take them too please
dracko19
Just ask them if they just got out of the pool
ChefCarlCasper
Epoimartinalavavalanitramiope
Is it really so common to send dick pic?
imcurrentlyatabar
Yup. I’d like a survey of women to see how many have gotten an unsolicited dick pick. Bet its >60%
SmokyDoggg
RubberChickenGoD
JestPilot
Mods on this post
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SmokyDoggg
AggressivelyStupidMan
I suppose that's fair.
TheGreatWizpoo
I mean.. that's...not a bad idea
UnsolicitedDikDikPic
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Cglikespie
A child's penis is like a normal penis but smaller.
Golgothanworm
There's nothing better than when they DO solicit one.
jlist
That would be very effective!
SharedNeedles
Why do you want to force someone to look at you dicc. Pretty desperate and if a chick asks for a dicc pic, its prob a dude.
sammypup
I read a thing before that suggested it boiled down to "At least SOMEONE looked at it".
TorFlathus
I only send dik dik pics.
UnsolicitedDikDikPic
I like the way you do things.
SmokyDoggg
OR you could ,ahem, hear me out, ignore him from that point on and then he’d understand that it’s not the way to get a reaction out of you?
bekind2joeblake
This may surprise, but some men take being ignored as a sign to try harder
SmokyDoggg
That is a surprise. Usually I just move on.
bekind2joeblake
As you should. It can get scary when they don’t
imcurrentlyatabar
^ this. You get harassed for a while (this is why the “I showed you my toe beans! message me back!” cat meme is a thing)
ACatnippedKitty
If a child worked for the FBI and sent dick pics to everyone, could he arrest them for looking at child porn?
sjei282btsbsa828ehehth5he7s72727agsv2ya7a8aaksj4jr8r8d
You mean entrapment
WC2ElectricBoogaloo
He'd have to be charged with possession and distribution first.
killerducky29
But it’s a picture of themselves, which seems different than an adult having pictures of children. How can child be charged for possession?
killerducky29
Oh wait original comment doesn’t clarify if it’s their own pictures.
faxlite2
Can't give people contraband they didn't ask for and then arrest them for it. Your hypothetical agent is now a sex offender, though.
Scuttlebutte
Sex trafficker*
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ComcastLover
What about the one with the hairless puppy?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
PleaseLeave
That looks like my cock in vietnam
NarratesTheDarkerStory
I....what?
BasicHuman
goobergrape
Of all the things to not get a single downvote, I'm truly shocked that this is one of those times.
McFluffySundae
That cock looks like a cock
PoobodysNerfect
I just send them a pic of my hot wet noods
SincerelyHated
*drool*
IAmNotASkeleton
Nice.
samials
Goddammit now I’m hungry AND horny
nevoreJunkie
Okay molly
lewaq
My dick will ramen you
Asmor
Miso horny
langri
Your comment should have more upvotes.
Tronkfool
Stop it, I'm about to condiment in my pants
BananaShip
What if they enjoy being degraded
PartyManimal
Buncha kink shamers round these parts.
OrpheusLibrum
WaifuCorporation
lookitupyourself
Is that your fetish?
BananaShip
Nah, but just pointing out the hole in the logic
Dracon27
It is for some people
sev1900u
Yes
Gayforbae
Youre a fucking disgusting worm for it, you know that?
lookitupyourself
SemperFiZero
I got unsolicited pics from a woman. Didn't know that was actually a thing.
Trianglesandwitchesarebetter
I’m sorry it wasn’t consensual
MaxxStrike
False women don't send those
SmokyDoggg
Yeah when they’re horny/drunk they send pics of their tits. The difference is that I’m not offended because I can always just ignore them.
CrazyCatLad
Got this a couple of times on imgur.
antithesiscontrarian
I have also never experienced this phenomenon but i'm very open minded for the community to prove it.
super3dcow
That sounds awesome tbh.
LurkerOfDarkness
How the turntables...
Dcwalker30
Our balls are in your court.
mrmcboogernuts
SomeDetroitGuy
I have gotten that before. Absolutely loved it. Way better than unsolicited dic picks. 10/10 would happily accept them again.
cryptidofthewood
You should have responded with: Why did you send me a picture of roast beef?
causamortis1
I've gotten them before from 3 different people. Granted I knew them but not on a personal level. I just wouldn't reply.
theschnook
Probably a dude just pretending.
mrmcboogernuts
Sh4dowWalker96
... wait, that happens?
RelaxoChillaxo
It's definitely a thing.
zephyrbell
I'm part of a huge RP community that spans multiple games and a bunch of my guy friends get tiddy pics sent to them a lot.
SemperFiZero
Most of the time it's shit people find on reddit and send it pretending to be women. Like that's a thing.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Happened to me twice. Not really sure how to deal with it. So I sent a thumbs up emote both times
SamuthNBS
I did something similar then got yelled at for not showing appreciation properly!
GlebReawer
lol
InsufferablePedant
"Sorry, that was the best I could manage with one hand"
rightplaya
Plot twist: she was a bald 400lb trans eating cheetoes and licking fingers wearing only a McDonald’s bib
SemperFiZero
No she was quite attractive. But that wasn't why I was like wtf. It was just...why put stuff like that about yourself out there?
rightplaya
Did I say that what I had described was unattractive? To each their own :)
rightplaya
She put it out there for everyone else...why not you too?
Chillinchin
Never experienced this, so I agree with you, didn't know it was a thing. I feel left out tho.
SmokyDoggg
Back when things were cooler you could be driving around Friday night and flash your headlights and women would flash their boobs. Fun times
SmokyDoggg
Unfortunately times have changed. I wouldn’t be surprised if women didn’t even flash at Mardi Gras for beads anymore. I haven’t been in yrs
SmokyDoggg
I don’t know why this generation just...chooses...to be offended. It was fun back in the day. We had fun.
Flamboyatron
Shut the fuck up, Boomer.
hardytardigrade
You seem to be confusing "be offended" with "not show me their tits for no reason". And you seem offended about that.
IbukiOnTheScene
Bkay Ooomer
Trianglesandwitchesarebetter
Because it’s rather uncomfortable when a stranger asks you to show your body. Women get harassed all the time by men. It’s not fun
BrandonSchell
Ok Boomer
radicalflaarqueen
ok boomer
StephNugs
I get that sorta stuff all the time. I sing a lot in games and tons of women add me and do that. It really just makes me uncomfortable.
dogestyle
ok R Kelly
jmpaten
“I sing a lot in games” Any sort of clarification on what this means?
hardytardigrade
I'm guessing the national anthem, and these women are patriots
StephNugs
I'll go in player hosted custom games and ask if they'd be interested in a song or two, then i sing and play guitar for them.
jmpaten
...huh.