My wife got me a kitten for our anniversary
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Somebody learned how to escape his terrarium...
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Gentlemen.
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Rest a moment and let Giant Turkey Jesus watch over you
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Lego 1989 Batmobile
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poop
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tfw you eat one small salad
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Do you like Vor's new hat?
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338
Baby got back
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5-minute no-planning $0 dice tower
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I'm too young to feel this old
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This website takes a sentence or two as a seed and generates a story via neural net
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Trump told a rally crowd in swing-state Pennsylvania that he was only there because of how badly his campaign is going
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I'm 34 years old and I'm pretty sure naming your character "Bitch" will never cease to be amusing
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Today's my cakeday, so here are a handful of favorites from a long-ass fucking time ago
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MRW one of my campers gets his dick stuck in an oboe
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One of my favorite moments with two of my favorite characters
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I can no longer take carnotaurus seriously
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mood
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Florida Man, Florida Man, doing the things a Florida can
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Well.
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More for the rest of us, I suppose
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LPT: Tear straight across the side instead of pulling apart the top seam
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In the Johnny Karate episode of Parks and Rec, there's a kid in the audience dressed as Bert Macklin
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751
Could have been much, much worse
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Am I the only one?
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207
Ah, of course, that major graphics application osu!
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wot in bob vance, vance refrigeration
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Snow-covered Lego animals at the Stone Zoo
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572
New Ron Perlman movie looks sick
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190
Has science gone too far?
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This was my 10th favorite. You're welcome.
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243
"Spellcheck allowed it"
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When you see it... (hint: focus on the muzzle)
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Worf's bedside manner could use some work
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Talk about a bar room brawl...
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Every mushroom cloud has its silver lining...
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live fast, die hard, leave a bloated corpse
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450
When I forget the words at karaoke
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// self-explanatory
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I was amused by this notification
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468
Call your mom
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Sadly spot-on
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309
Well... Fuck
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412
Man's best friend?
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Well... there it is.
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249
This is LITERALLY the best TV show ever
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355
Thanks, Google.
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159
The secret to a happy marriage?
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242
Via /r/IASIP on reddit
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649
I had a green Christmas!
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Sure it was, Bruce.
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Part of the terms I had to agree to to get paperless statements from my bank...
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