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Apr 16, 2024 6:00 PM
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DingusMcGhee
#23 I did this back when I worked retail
BishopHastur
#50 the word is jumps, not jumped.
maddmurph
#3 I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
#11 I approach the cloaked, hunched over man. Vicious mockery nat 20 let's go! You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you! *Toots on my flute.*
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Steve Rogers did not stop 9/11.
JabesMcJabesface
#29 this may be my favorite of all these fun Avengers takes
sesamestreetfighter
#43 I agree and I have them. People aggressively flash me all the time thinking I have my brites on until I drop little boy in their car.
I do my best not to drive at night but like, Idk what to tell you, I didn't make the lights, talk to Hyundai about it.
Chilla4000
#1
StevieTheAussie
#21 No, it’s your chance to be big spoon.
hahway
#1 My husband loves this and calls me his Rainbow Chu Chu Blob
memeseeks
#2 No. Unfortunately it's usual to me
amp99
#39
firekirby
#24 "You cannot kill me in a way that matters"
HoopityPoopity
#5 Steve, only knowing no internet and fiber internet, getting excited when home computers become available and discovering there was a middle step called dial up.
vindik8or
I spent three re-reads going, "who the fuck is Steve?". When I finally realised my eyes rolled all the way back and have not returned.
doppelfisch
I once read a fanfiction featuring a scene where Steve expressed his love for the microwave, and I can't think of a more accurate side-detail. He absolutely would've been pinging for them for decades.
smegheadenergy
I kindly decline. Im happy and apportion them, but don’t want to use vacation time or money to sit with someone else’s strange family
betterave
I thought this was a representation of when you take your chronically depressed ass out to some low end diner, just ro get food into you, and a semblance of accomplishment for leaving your bed.
FrostyLady
AmyBethMegJo
#50 https://i.imgur.com/ghzNJ6r.null
TheEleventhHand
#26 I want more of this, if only to share with the crew at the Starbucks embedded inside my workplace.
Kheldarn
#31 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlIz0q8aWpA
MamaReGen
#26 This woman supposedly had over a gram of caffine. If she didn't die, she probably ended up throwing up everywhere.
RevolutionOnHerLips
#38 I can't catch poison ivy. All my friends caught it horribly but I could handle it and never reacted. I ate some once, just to show off. Unfortunately it also made me a bit of a garden slave to my family as I got older, clearing forest away from acres of fencing.. but that's my magic. lol
AbelardSnazz
Once worked with a woman who smoked a lot and could smoke a whole cigarette without tapping the ash, and I never once saw her drop any.
Kbantar
I and my GF aren't allergic to poison ivy either. I think 85% of humanity is allergic.
ArcaneM37
#3 i used to be like this until my husband pointed out to me that ai have over 500 books on my kindle and there was no point wasting my time on a book i dont like.
Shellonne815
#6 Doing this now for my cousin's wedding. Airfare, hotel, cocktail attire, Ubers...sigh. I can't even turn it into a mini vacay because it's in a place I would never go to in the first place.
Turkleturts
So don't go? Just explain that spending thousands of dollars just to turn up isn't on the cards right now. People who expect family/friends to do all of that at great cost are selfish. People who have weddings overseas are even worse
Shellonne815
If it was any of my other cousins I would stay home but I like her and her fiancé. I'm trying to flex my bargain seeking skills to make it as cheap as possible. I'll probably split the hotel room with another family member as well as the Uber costs. It's a travel wedding for everyone...they live in CA, our family is in the Midwest, her dad and half bros are in NYC, his fam is in PA so the wedding is in TX. Shrug.
AlmostHappy
#2 Every month, dude. You’ll get used to it.
darkhalfbreed
That one doesn't count
kubi
When I discovered I had a pinched nerve going down my left arm ("hey my left arm feels weird" what's your first thought?)
SpammersAreScum
#50 also way shorter
Alphonsevaher
#15 Okay Internet lawyers, assuming they are tried as an adult... is this attempted murder?
SupposablyPersnickity
#10 I felt that in my soul
kumagororyu
I am that sleeper. Wife and I watch an episode of something, I put my glasses aside, get rid of extra pillows, wish her a good night and then sleep. Near instantaneously.
SupposablyPersnickity
My wife sleeps like that. 2 minutes and it’s snoresville. Me, it’s a crapshoot. Sleep within 15 minutes to 2 hours. Who knows?
EroticZombiePants
hydrophidian
"The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" doesn't have an S in it.
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" doesn't have an F in it.
These examples of full alphabet sentences are both incorrect, as they are spelled in the meme. But, if you change "jumped" to "jumps", the first one works. I can't seem to figure out a smooth way to fit an F into the second sentence.
hydrophidian
"Can't seem to figure out a smooth way to fit an F into the second sentence, without getting vulgar" would be a more accurate statement. Lol
rshini
'of'
hydrophidian
Oh damn! Got me. My bad.