doppelfisch

60848 pts · April 29, 2013


I am originally from a dense cluster of Redwoods in the Golden State. I collect movies. I write. I read. I like to Internet. I love Rammstein. I also love Spongebob. My favorite words are 'titties', 'cookie', and 'Quetzalcoatl.' I get along with all varieties of people, and I have a great knack for listening. I also have an ego the size of Canada. I am a meat Popsicle.

Zaeed From Mass Effect Taking a Dump. May You Succeed In Your Movement(s) Today

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RIP White Dragon, Thanks for All The Adventures

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Words Can't Properly Describe My Surprise and Joy

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I Wanna Recommend a Book to Y'all: A Guide For Neurodivergent Folks Willing to Brave the Dating Scene

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Your Cellphone's Personal Dictionary Can Say a Lot About You

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Late Halloween Costume Addition, But Too Good Not To Share

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Do You Ever See Something That Just Makes You Want to Create a Meme Immediately?

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Belated 4th Secret Santa Gift?!?!

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Add water to your water. Soak logs in wood.

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You Just Know What I'm Dune 2 That Bucket

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It's Nice When You See People That Have a Sense of Humor Similar to Your Own

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It's nice when it's warm enough for butterflies to be out and about

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MRW looking at the Gamestop stonks posts and seeing a severe shortage of Trading Places memes.

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My 14th post, originally titled "My roommate got giant googly eyes for Xmas"

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Better late than never Secret Santa gift!

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Cheeky Methodist Church Down the Street

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The

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Good Evening, LNI

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Taco Bell Cups, Matryoshka Dolls, And the Multiplicity of Human Existence

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You Look Like You Could Use a Random, Unhinged Dump!

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Got Sidetracked Browsing Imgur and Then This Happened

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I never knew shelving could have such well-rounded flavor.

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I Completed My Mission Through the Stargate! (Series Watch *Complete)

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Pumpkin Man Skeleton

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And Suddenly... General Hammond!

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Pasta Bake w/Homemade Sauce

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Lost Dog Please Help!

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My 11th favorite for Imgur's 11th year!

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I Just Finished All of Mass Effect For the First Time!

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But wait! There's more! Secret Santa Gift Pt. 2!!!

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Awesome Secret Santa Gift Arrived!

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"Widdlywiddlywoo" -- plant, probably

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Bone Fone™

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Have you ever been so bored that you built a machine to smack you in the face?

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My books! I love them all.

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Anyone Ever Hear of "The Wiley Protocol"?

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Mfw my best friend's girlfriend (who-is also his aunt but he don't know that yet), walks through the door.

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"Teaching an AI about beekeeping so it can tell us about beekeeping so we can make instructional diagrams."

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When "towel" is just too damn plebian.

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Feeling pretty concerned right now

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Upvote arrow mermaid pillow

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Snake Tiddies

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Thought this might make some folks out there feel a bit of relief.

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Secret Santa Arrived! ...and partially exploded.

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Lil' wholesome post for your Sunday morning.

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Got an Unexpected Package in the Mail Today (w/sound)

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Sandpaper Torture Room

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Dollar Tree Thanksgiving Challenge

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KHAAAAAAN ....selfie.

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Do you like my terrifying snack platter?

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Dragons without bodies

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First day on the internet?

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That moment when the editor felt the need to censor something in the most awkward way possible

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