Joyika
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Sep 30, 2019 10:00 PM
Joyika
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DeviousFox
I didn't know Stanford Pines had children.
commentsivehadafew
Who’s got four middle fingers and wants to tell you where to go?
Arkad3
THE AUTHOR HAS ARRIVED
VitaminJay
mercashorl
Muunk
Someone is looking for you
h0tdoglatte
and fingering your mom
sevenfingerman
I’m not the only one!
seemyvestseemyvest
This is the best. He’s got the English 2 finger flip off and the American “middle” finger flip off combined in one. Multi-lingual offending.
gekkepoes
https://youtu.be/rUOlnvGpcbs
tumoore
I didn't know this was a thing
dubya8098
I'll bet he's killer on guitar.
VunillaSoftServe
Sixer!!
Crockapowa
this is what i came down here for. thank you
TheGriffin
Is his name Stan Pines by chance?
Pawmeastiffone
Stanford Pines, maybe?
GhostofBillyMays
I see Chernobyl is still doing well....
Toofwess
The author of the journals
Yellowdart49
Pawmeastiffone
Great Uncle Ford!
PotatoForScale
The Author!
TurboSloth
Did he have three journals with a six fingered hand on each one?
TheAxeNinja
That's the rarest form of multiples. Also, is your dad Hannibal Lecter?
lovestars
Two in the pink, three in the stink.
5TUP1D
Welcome to Alabama
Arock77
ThyDevilsAdvocate
BaconSh4rk
That's the lesbian equivalent of having a 12 inch penis
BoogalooBadger
Is he trying to get into Fillory?
Achilles69
Was about to comment "anyone seen the magicians?" Lol
Justforlookingthrough
He killed my father
mikeatike
Twice.
Ceroeurista
Prepare to die
PotatoGunnaPotate
ImlnigoMontoya
Your's too?
WhoToldYouLifeWasFair
only on the left hand.
dghammer
He killed my father too so.....
Teawrecks66
He must be an amazing bass player.
catswearcapes
Bet his mums happy
Baruder0
Would be such a waste of a potential gift. He could play real guitar instead. Better yet, flamenco
xMuffledSoundsOfGorillaViolencex
Bass is a waste, the chords he can do on a guitar could be so complex
Teawrecks66
Bass is it's own lead and rhythm section at the same time. A competent bass can outshine a lead guitar any day.
wetfartshappen
Slaps da bass
HalfPintKatie
Totes my goats!
JoseDeLaNoWay
Who are you people? Why do you say these things?
HalfPintKatie
Slappa da bass!
Bassistwithnolife
My thoughts exactly
DogNostrilSpecialist
Username extremely on point
BigFatBobbie
Hahaha Just noticed. Yours is on point as well.
DogNostrilSpecialist
*badumm tss*
extraordinaryagility
I keep thinking about how could anybody with extra fingers NOT want to learn how to play an instrument. Instantly famous.
Nomad33
I doubt he has full dexterity in all 5 of the fingers. Two of them probably share tendons
ShiftingPattern
That's an assumption on your part, and a bad one at that. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-019-10306-w
ATaxManCometh
Wow there are a number of similar articles/white papers. One article claimed 1 in 700-1000 are born with polydactyly. I would imagine
Skaitavia
He’d do well slapping like now
Ikindawantsoup
Banjo
JoseDeLaNoWay
Game over.
LuckyMan9
My dad is missing two fingers. I showed him this and he grabbed a knife and just peeled out of the driveway.
LuminousExpanse
he went to get cigarettes
Mattapotamus
That is how comedy is delivered.
valen00
in a camero at high speed?
Rhythmaster
Lol
DoublevBomb
Carpenter?
NotSingleCatLady
Can ants even get away with a whole finger?
CapnShelby
Naa, filet
LuckyMan9
They were crushed in a gear.
Ryebread91
1st or 2nd gear?
BigFatBobbie
That sounds so goddamn painful.
roboirishrumpelstiltskin
Millwright?
DoublevBomb
Ouch. Losses are not uncommon for carpenters though.
Blank9431
Yeah. I believe my dad has cut the tips off of around 4-5
Anthroposapien
As a musician, this would be the dream.
BruceGreenIsAGod
Same, with my short fingers i have to use my pinky instead of my middle finger for some chords
cogburnd02
"That piece can only be played with twelve."--Uma Thurman
rimworIdstories
probably not though because having 2 extra fingers doesnt mean you have the added nerve tissue and motor functions to support them easily
Mephane
That's not how the brain works. It would have adapted to it right from the start.
DavidFrostbite
Why wouldnt fingers also come with nerves and muscles?
rimworIdstories
they do, but where they terminate (on the spine i think?) usually doesnt have any added brain tissue or nerves to support extra appendage
moffit
this lady arock77 posted seems to be doing okay
rimworIdstories
looks pretty slow to me
moffit
i think it was deliberate there
rimworIdstories
well then its an inconvenient example, in the very least. its well documented, people having extra fingers with slower reaction times
cheshirecat00
We should work on finding humans with 6fingers,& breed them with others with 6fingers so humans evolve to comprehend math better
Zenshien
Technically having 6 fingers is a dominant gene too :)
spittleteets
Easy there Math Hitler. Looking for Pathagaryan race theorems and shit.
alphaechobravo
Could count to 64 if used binary (with 6 fingers).
HaroldLoveggs
Oh yeah, base 12 math is so much easier.
DavidFrostbite
You can count to 12 on one hand if you use the Babylonian counting system.
sr22e
what happens if you count using the phalanges instead (using the two in the thumbs as base multipliers)?
OtterlyMagnificent
You can count to 32 on one hand if you use binary.
sr22e
...using finger ternary it goes to 59,048
cheshirecat00
Yes, but with 12 fingers we could do more
OtterlyMagnificent
Well, you'd get 64 on one hand with 6 fingers
IHaveABridgeToSell
31
METDeath
You can count to 99 if you use Chisanbop.
kadaeux
You can count to a trillion if you're bad enough at it.
OtterlyMagnificent
I don't know that one
SDOMO
I like turtles.
mydadcoulddoanything
QotU
I would have been really disappointed if this wasn’t top comment
unohowibe
pisteaulet
Username doesn’t check out
Nepeta33
knew it
GRA2itous
ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT
jayar1st
@OP better tell his dad to watch out.
ImlnigoMontoya
Biggie83
PriestofThor
Christopher Guest is fantastic.
Bikeaholic
This is the best response!
heinstein
Love it. Just the picture is enough haha
WhataboutBobWiley
but he's got 6 fingers on both hands...
kentrik
Came here to post exactly this. Well played.
yonderway
Me too
SteelDragon81
Came looking for this, was not disappointed.
bekkayya
nono, dad has TWO hands with six fingers. Your killer had merely one.
MeAndMyADD
Next level reply.
TweakerTheBarbarian
That's some Darmok and Jalad memeing right there.
OregonFlyer
Dude. Freaking epic
VonSnootingham
It's amazing how that episode basically predicted meme culture. A species whose language is entirely comprised of pop culture references.
FallingStar7669
Really, it's just a modern form of pictorial communication, where each symbol represents a word, phrase, or idea.
jrmcnugent
i always upvote darmok and jilad at tinagra comments
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
At Tenagra?
ShanghaisFamousLittleDublinDistrict
His arms wide!
Astramancer
when the walls fell.
TweakerTheBarbarian
His eyes uncovered!
mercashorl
mydadcoulddoanything
Ha! I was looking for a gif like that but couldn’t find it!
eightytwoeightytwoeightytwo
My
DownvotesCureCancer
Name
whyaretherenogoodones
Is
Geekyre
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
livinonaprayer
Inigo
GhostofBillyMays
MyUsernameSaysOtherwise
No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Kalei50
Anybody want a peanut?
Biggie83
ButWhatIfAndHearMeOut
I could watch this movie for ... the rest of my days
GhostofBillyMays
JorganVonStrangle
Conceivable!
BigFatBobbie
BigFatBobbie
*inconTHEEVable
Shane2017
You keep saying that word. I don't think my understanding of that word's definition aligns with your understanding of the word's definition.
DirtyWolfy
Bergleton
But... but... this is the wrong movie
HughGDildeaux
It still works though.
DirtyWolfy
I never said I wanted upvotes, the system is corrupt
ScaredSpitless
Saw Wallace Shawn at the grocery store last week; made my day
BigFatBobbie
INCONTHEEVABLE!!!
BigFatBobbie
Really though? Did he switch out your wine in you shopping cart with poison?
Kalei50
No, he just made them THINK he switched the wine...
PrincePiggo
Shopping for gloves must be a bitch...
nonamejanie
Mittens bitch!
BigCloggyPoos
Doesn't need em , hands are like wood.
Grizabellakat007
JennieBee
What does he do?! Because there are so many kinds of gloves, and I can't imagine he would have custom made everything!!! Oven mits though :)
unmuscular0michael
He puts a condom on his thumb
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
Super finger -dane cook
RagnosMaul
First thing I thought of lol
PatrickDiomedes
now that's a name I've not heard in a long time
Rijtjeshuis
One word: mittens.
metalheadmafia
That's three words though....jk
zdriver984
Two words: large mittens
frickthisshiz
Can’t mittens when you’re welding though! Or gardening. Or scrubbing toilets
jahsteeles
Two words: kitten mittens
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I'm I the only one bothered by "one word" followed by a plural noun? I know it shouldn't be an issue, but here I am.
DoublevBomb
You can re-think the saying as "in a word" if that helps. Sometimes a slight head tilt is all it takes with common sayings.
ColoneISanders
Are you thinking of contractions? Because I do get bothered by people counting those as one word, but not plural.
SeekyTheFox
Plural word...
danzoid
Think of it this way. "Mittens" is one word describing two objects. Still a singular word though.
JustALullabi
Am I the only one bothered by "I'm I"?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Somewhere in all these comments, one would discover I meant to write "Am I".
JustALullabi
I know. But it still bothers me... ♀️
DerlockeMolmes
Mi-twelves?
TJMack
Sure, ok, fine, I guess ^
DerlockeMolmes
I accept your reluctant approval. Just like mom used to make. :')
danzoid
Haha nice one.
DataMonkeyNicki
When are you gonna change your name?
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Later.
MiraIsABear
I had to reread it a few times for it to make sense. I gotchu.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Yes, somehow autocorrect turned "Am" into "I'm".
MiraIsABear
No, I meant what you were talking about. One word and it being plural. My brain was confused about it also.
xVVitch
I didn't even notice
MiraIsABear
I figured you meant "Am" :)
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
"Here you are, again on your own!"
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Going down the only road I've ever known.
mouseforlife
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
So they should say “two words” for one word?
SeeBeyond
It is one word, but for multiple objects.
ICanChangeMyNameLater
Like I said, I know it shouldn't bother me, but it does.
mandaloqa
I get it. And now it bothers me too.
FoxFyre
It got me too.
homoerection
Freak
BeerChemistWhiskey
"One words"
ICanChangeMyNameLater