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Dec 21, 2025 8:48 PM
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SavageDrums
Go carting is a pretty wholesome hobby. She'd prefer guys in their mid 20s who hang out in bars every night?
intaglioguy
I see Cindy waving a whole Chinese stadium celebration of red flags. Thanks for the warning.
Retiredat53
His name of "CaucasianJames" could be a red flag
DocFunkenstein
I guess I need an education, too.
RocMage
Apparently once you turn 18 it is wrong to enjoy anything you ever enjoyed before that day.
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Not allowing man to enjoy his life is s big fkin red flag Cindy.
Rufferstuff
Kalavier
he kinda looks dead inside lol
509tigerfish
vroom vroom
AverySillyName
InfocalypseRising
“You’re an ADULT that means you have to be MISERABLE and the only acceptable pastime is being obsessed with CARS or SPORTS”
ChernoGamma
he's literally doing both of those things, my god cindy
Pinosaur
But, but... I'm a 61 years young kid! No free go-karting for me?
DCNR
The red flag is not inviting them to go-karting.
fractalsphere
My job had a go-karting event just a few months ago. I lapped my boss and he ate shit on a corner. It was a fun day.
Xenarion
I gotta suggest that to my manager for a future team activity.
philmoregraves
Did you miss out on throwing a banana peel behind you as you lapped him? Sure it probably is a little annoying to the staff (buy them a case of beer to make amends) but idk anyone who WOULDNT find it a little funny, except maybe ur boss
Hevach
How much beer do I need to buy them after I hucked a turtle at a kid?
albakSPrince
Must have been a nice break from your regular agendaa
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Hear me out: universal government subsidized go-carting for all.
EroticZombiePants
Cindy is just salty about that time she caught her ex-husband balls deep in a Go-Cart exhaust pipe.
fearTheAnimal
If a man thinks having silly fun in their 20's is a good idea, it's a red flag? She IS the red flag.
3Davideo
Pay for it normally *and* enjoy what you like.
Marcolorn
Cindy's existence sounds very sad.
Manse84
I've gone go karting in my 40s, in the Highlands of Scotland. I'd do it again any day of the week.
couldbeworsecouldberaining
I’d humbly suggest James’ username, “CaucasianJames” is a bigger red flag than his predilection for go kart racing.
CrabbyBlueberry
I just want to know why we're only offering free go carting to men. Why not women too? Fun for all!
REOJackwagon
"How dare they race go karts", i guess they should spend time judging other people's hobbies like some kind of culture snob.
When someone is judgy like that, either they are having a bad day or they are some kind of failure, unhappy with how their life turned out, so they try to make everyone as miserable as themself.
MCHammer90
Only problem is not making it free for women, too. Why can we not also zoom?
RandomnessSlayer
The tweet doesn't say that though? There is no qualification for exclusivity or inclusion/exclusion.
Is the presumption that the text is INTENDED as doublespeak?
I genuinely don't understand how you reached this conclusion.
You can also zoom?!?
Snooj
If you see that as a red flag, good. I don't want you in my life.
drousnavat
I don't get what the red flag is other than a weird sense of entitlement maybe?
BananaForScaIe
Should have been a green flag: go to the go kart track after 8pm to find guys who value fun!
AnythingMuchShorter
If guys in their 20's who want to go-kart are so terrible, wouldn't she approve of keeping them busy and off the streets?
NothingPrince
I thought it was that he said men not people
Larktonguesinadicecup
It's pretty clearly a joke rather than a serious policy proposition
JondorCallsForAid
The red flag is only men get free go-kart. Why can't women get free go-kart too?
worldrecordstudios
All the lonely men in here who wish women would complement them because they are totally good guys somehow don't see the sexism in the post
mikeatike
Teens deserve free go karting too?
veedubfreak
Adult men should be married with kids and miserable just like she is. Women hate seeing a man happy
d3jake
Well. The explanation of "educate yourself" is so helpful to understand the situation that I'm just as confused as you.
jimicus
Usually it means "I know full well if I openly state my reasoning, I'm going to be absolutely roasted. So instead I'm going to keep it mysterious as if there's some clever reason that only I have thought of."
IconicM
I feel like there are no winners in that thread
veesee
I thought she was calling herself a red flag honestly.
DarkSpyro7
It’s pretty clearly a joke though?
JCstormz
that entitlement flag is waving pretty hard
poochyena
ragebait
cowgoesmoo1
I have two daughters in their late 20s. They're just hoping to find a guy with a job who isn't living in his mom's basement and playing computer games all day.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
Good Luck.
monkeyfly
I'm almost halfway there.
hellfirerains
I own my own house. Can I get a number?
249bE35thSt
I’m pretty sure that’s what Cindy is getting at.
Fanner50
Those guys probably have no interest in her. She needs to get over her judge/mental self (big red flag there).
249bE35thSt
Agreed.
Xenarion
Not living with his parents? In this economy? With the current state of the housing market? That's asking a lot.
Teas
LOL I'd never date a loser who doesn't play games.
MrImmaculate
I'm in my forties and spend as much time in my basement playing video games as I can.
alcaray
Free go-carting might get them out of the basement.
drousnavat
I have my own house and I spent most of my day doing crafts. 3d printing, leather work, that kind of stuff. HOWERVER, I do play PC games for like an hour a day
Septcanmat
I can do two outta three.
idrinkcheapbeer
I too seek unicorns and leprechauns.
ronnyhugo
Well, just make sure they don't get pissy when he plays video games after work or they'll be single the rest of their lives. Ever since men and women worked apart instead of on the same farm, women don't see men working, so they feel this inner panic when a man comes home from work and sits down and does nothing. Not being able to deal with that inner feeling for themselves is the number one factor in divorce.
hipifreq
The only red flag is in Cindy's hand
DidItForScience
Wait... no... I think... Yeah I see it now. There's one more flag attached to the giant stick up her ass.
Alvatore
So what you're saying is that the red flag here is Cindy herself. True; joyless, control-obsessed people are very very frequently bad picks for getting into a relationship with.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
The red flag would be the grown man enjoying something that she sees as childish.
ralentar
Go karting is a pretty good core exercise. Accidental excersize is always good.
cuckatruck
I didn't take it that way but I'm sure that's what it is now that I see that.
I took it as why do only dudes get free go-carts? I love go-carts!
thedarkcanuck
God forbid I maintain a sense of youth because my traumatic childhood robbed me of that and now I need to compensate for it
masterbot
I thought it was because he wanted something free
RufusPimperton
I have no issue with women having standards and expectations from men, but far to many womanchildren talk shit about manchildren with no self awareness.
fknbastard
The red flag would be watching the near violent competitive nature some men will unleash on anyone they’re racing. Kids, elderly, their date. Like paintball would be another wildly revealing first date.
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layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
It’s not all and only men, it’s just only free for men in their mid-20s. Everyone else can still go go-karting, but we have to pay for it.
EroticZombiePants
He didn't say "only" though. He didn't rule out other groups also go-karting for free too.
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
True, there are even fewer red flags than we thought
Eiladar
Seriously. Know what the first thing I did when I was independent enough to be called 'adult'? Go buy all the toys (primarily video games, Legos and anime/giant robot things) that I couldn't have as a kid.
FaeVikingPrincess
When I had a job the first thing I bought was a 300 dollar lego set of a millennium falcon (not the BIIIIG one, but the one from the Han Solo movie)
LuminoZero
I am always reminded on the xkcd comic: "We are adults now, and so we get to decide what that means."
thedudeman519
Or the C.S. Lewis quote "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
bippityboppitybuttsex
Wait till she sees the cost of RC cars and planes... kids are not playing with them.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Warhammer, legos, RC, ...
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I have around $2,000 worth of assembled Lego models in my living room, she would hate me. Lol.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Same... mostly their construction equipment... and I have a bunch of Bambu 3D printers printing Star Trek spaceships and Crawlagons
MoonMoon89
Dang, you got TWO sets?
bippityboppitybuttsex
Hey, the Bulldozer was only like $500...
TheSevvy
Came here to say this. Lol.
drousnavat
Ah, right. I keep forgetting people will put an age limit on anything but being a bitch.
SwedishChef350
Your comment was snappy and and innapropriate, its perfect
QuitLookinAtMineAim
*; It's
Yasashii93
And being president
CaptainAsshat
Don't forget congress
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Pretty much. People suck. The only red flag I see is coming from her.
thedtp
Fuckin’ yikes, y’all. Is that really how you see this? That clowns questionable username wasn’t a flag? The questionable entitlement wasn’t a flag? The “only for men” man-o-sphere comment wasn’t a flag? And then the response from you and another user is to use misogyny to justify your opinions?
Congratulations. Your comments and thought process (based on your comments) are the reason women chose the bear.
drousnavat
Aside from the username and comment being obvious satire that you did not seem to catch, did something happen at home? Are you okay? Do you need a safe space and a woman with authority to talk to?
OaksParcel
Are you okay
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Yup, that's what happened. We are all horrible misogynists, you caught us.
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