Rich peoples' yacht money in danger...
If 2025 were a sign...
Too soon?
JD Vance had a point...
Merry Christmas (and my cake day), from Gandalf the Greying.
What is this, MTV?
Priorities, amirite?
My band's latest collaboration with Canadian icon Ed The Sock
My newest tattoo.
First day generating solar power!
What to do with this picture...
Sadie fell asleep very photogenically
Firing 100,000 people will magically create 1,000,000 jobs!
My baby has a giant hand, and a caffeine addiction
A different kind of leader.
Upvote my band. It is required.
Trump DOES have a plan
So, there was a wasp in my beer bottle...
I also want Prometheus banned.
How I spent my 20s...
Seems legit.
This guy's vote counts just as much as yours...
Yep, he said this. In public. To a reporter.
Good view.
So, how was your Christmas?
Not just ANY concern...
Comrade Kitty, reporting for duty!
When your drink and glass form a perfect synergy.
2FA
This hangs on the door to my room.
My DiplomaMill PhD came in the mail today. This is definitely $100 worth of funny
Remember when I got to play at Warped Tour?
This is how I warm.
BondageTrooper
A terrible movie, but this scene cracks me up every time.
Gandalf grew tired of the wizarding life and joined a hippie commune
Don't we all need more Deadpool in our lives?
Last minute selfie before you all hate selfies again!
For the single person on Valentines day.
MRW a prof suggested homework over reading week.
Best engrish I found in Beijing.
Inflatable dog.
This is how I say "I love you"
My cat has laser eyes.
Transit in my town right now.
My phone has the worst autocorrect. I was trying to type "night"
So, I'm basically Roy...