Gotta get that coffee!

Apr 10, 2026 10:40 AM

MrShoemakers

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Credit to Mister Feelgood

Don't insult me by checking the locked door.

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I should be concerned, but i'm also not one to look a gift horse in the mouth

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Flat scalies are valid. Busty scalies are valid. All reptile girls are lovely.

...but I like the lizard boobs more.

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I can fix-- no she can make me WORSE

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Character is Vyper from Deadlock

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I accept the codfee

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The amount of heat pits on snakes disturbs me, and being able to be swallowed whole.

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Obligatory Odlaf

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or simply

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Ooh! Coffee, thanks!

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

SNITTIES!

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POV: you are The Lash

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these are gonna be so funny when Deadlock finally updates Vyper's model to the non-placeholder one. Hundreds (thousands?) of pieces of art of a dead design of a current character

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Good morning, furries.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

*scalies

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I read it in her voice and I haven't even played Deadlock yet.

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Why do you want lizards to have tits? You want to bang a lizard?

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First day online?

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Gonna get injected with soooo much venom

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I'd imagine that snakes that evolved into sentient bipeds would have lost a lot of their survival traits just like we humans did. We still have muscle, but we're hairless and not as strong as apes. Plus our teeth are a joke compared to apes. I'd imagine snakes would have mini fangs and venom that would just make someone drowsy. The snake tits...well, not sure what happened to cause those. A mix breeding of species some where along the lines

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venom for days!

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everybody fucks the snake on their first day

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I'mma fuck it the second day too... And the next one, and the next one, and the next one...

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I mean, just look at it!

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Sup

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Oh my.

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Whole-ass website's about to get kicked out of Eden.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Just don’t blame me.

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Poor Fiona. Even pregnant she has trouble stacking up

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Snitties.

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+1 for twokinds

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Been forever since I seen TwoKinds, isn't it on permanent haitus?

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

no they just update once a month or so.

1 day ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Might as well be. She's been pregnant for a decade

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Two kinds, markipliers brother, is pregnant?

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don't get your hopes up too high.

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Lol 😆

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go ahead and get your hopes up

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no venom sacks?

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Tbh, kinda tired of the venom sacks joke at this point. It's overdone here.

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Sorry, but those are the small things that still keep me going. ..... small, nudge nudge

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Maybe venom snacks

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Racist

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username checks out

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The existence of snoobs suggests the existence of snilk, something that disturbs Brennan Lee Mulligan.

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snakes are already milked.......

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i wonder what everybody would do ...

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On their first day, even.

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Tell you what I did on my first day

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I think you know

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