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Jun 17, 2025 10:50 PM
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RustyRedbeard
Reaction to what? Err,,, asking for a friend
ontarioOT
Isn't that just the way she looks from all the plastic surgery?
SciFiGuy2018
"People will die." ~GOP Senator Joni Ernst
Violaquin
Reaction something she was given at a, so called, “med spa”. Basically, a glorified beauty salon engaging in sketchy beauty treatments which involve injections and more.
Violaquin
To be clear, I’m speculating.
GamiCross
It's that hitman Bee that got that billionaire a few days ago!
MeekrabJones
Hopefully it was caused by dog hair/dander. Vengeance for Cricket.
SalmonTheWise
Hopefully it was caused by a nerve agent from CIA labs. And she's first of many.
johnvictor
Hrm, someone tainted the -O blood she drinks to maintain herself?
historycat
Her only known allergies are to the following
Facts
Dignity
Intelligence
gorbyworby
Did she accidentally say something truthful?
itsthevoiceman
Hope it's fatal.
cgt9803
Put her on the Joni Ernst health no-care plan
SecretAgentSuperBooger
opus68
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJld2Z6NG84dHA1anJ4MnRqMzB2YzJrMGdkYThxamh0azJqc2RkdzFucyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/iiDipW55ZH1rpkmzSh/giphy.mp4
masteryoplait
Brilliant
Iamnotawildturkey
Damn straight. These are amazing dogs.
Hyzenthlay021
"I'm sorry, your healthcare plan doesn't cover that"
FukcTedCruz
On the contrary, government officials have the greatest healthcare that taxpayers can afford.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Shame
Gryphonosiris
And do everything they can to take away affordable health care from 99% of the population.
VaultGirl69
They even get penis pumps covered while someone needing dialysis has to fight for coverage. My country is stupid.
DJOldguy
Allergic to what? Honesty? Truth? Compassion?
emu314159127001
Oh dear, anaphylaxis is not a fun way to go. Fingers crossed!
vissago
OneMoreLime
Sorry the specialist that knew how to treat that got detained by ICE while eating brunch over the weekend.
jjMan72
It's Obama's fault
duktayp
Try to live your life in such a way that millions of people don't celebrate when you die
DoseOfScience
Unless those people are bigots or rich people.
CarpeMofo
*Absolutely* live your life in such a way that millions of people will celebrate when you die. Just make sure it's the right people.
thedarkcanuck
That's not supposed to be difficult tho
PersonalityFire
Thousands is ok, though, right? Trying to walk the line, here.
CaptainYesterday
I just try to live so people aren't actively trying to kill me.
colinardo
Lmao what a low bar. And yet here we are.
wildbeBaron
I mean...why not?
squelcheswetly
God. Wouldn’t that be something.
3Davideo
But nowadays being an all-around good person is still going to be cast as a villain. What if millions of people celebrate my death because *they're* bad?
fknbastard
SalmonTheWise
Pretty sure she shot at people.
DukeDarkwood
That is even less likely than it having been Twain. But give me five minutes with The Death Generator, I'm sure I can find the best FFT character to have said it.
fknbastard
I figured Clarence Darow’s actual quote is less catchy and Twain is always misrepresented. So why not someone who would say it. Carrie Fisher? Definitely.
RiotousSinner
Depends on the people, really. I know quite a few Maga on TikTok wish I would fuck off and die. I say that's a life well spent.
Mirilali
Except if it's in the style of maybe an Irish wake, that could be fun. "sad to see 'em go, but damn glad to have known they existed"
thinkybrainpains
Paging John Wick, clean up in the Emergency room please
SilentScreamsX
I mean, I live my life based on the basic principle of being kind to people. That means that millions of right wing lunatics will be happy when I die, and I'm ok with that.
TheVampireDante
Official report from the doctor: "Despite our concentrated efforts, in the end we had to put the bitch down."
Hukkie
ButteryBiscuitBass
Can't they just shoot her!
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
I’d call her a cunt, But she lacks the depth and the warmth.
pineapplesandwich
GO TEAM BEES!! https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcHkya3p6eW90amk1Nmx2b3loa2I4aDBjNmdlNDRsMnA4OWljdTdqbyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QBYeMohXoVUJBtlfFD/giphy.mp4
Dpatgotbanned
Fingers crossed
userfriendly19777
Probably rabies or some shit.
RocMage
Her lips do look swollen.
PaddyPatrick
Which set?
NothingPrince
Bee posin lipstick? It's a thing
MyGreatestFearBoner
Allergic reaction to cheeto dust.
MenloPart
I wish Cheeto Mussolini would develop an allergic reaction to orange make up like Virginia Hey had to Zhaan make up.
Gryphonosiris
Which was sad, I loved her on Farscape.
MenloPart
When bad things happen to good people, I wish they had happened to Taco instead.
Wish I may, wish I might, Virginia Hey never developed an allergy, but Cadet Bone Spurs does way back when.
Then we would need to find other reasons to mock him.
unluckyandbored
That's just the botox.
CuteLukePatoot
Botox allergy is a thing.
nobleImaginationWrecker
And filler
DarkSock
… From docking airtight to Donald Trump's anus
FlyByGRider
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kristi_Noem_portrait_%28cropped%29.jpg
Elliotblet
Thoughts and prayers ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿ'ᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ.
Souljah42
At this point I am just hoping for the beat possible outcome. Hehe
Beldie
Are thoughts and prayers what caused the allergic reaction? Seems like the entire cabinet is keeps all thoughts at arms reach, and all their prayers are pretty clearly the off-brand, artificial kind that contains zero genuine empathy or humility.
BeaverOnFire
Greer8
georgejimmydoodle
And that the maw of Hell swallows her into an eternity of suffering and terror.
XuncuTheTiger
If she dies and it turned out to have been a bee sting, it would be fucking hilarious.
KuriyamaSoManyNumbers
Bees making a better place one sting at a time
andwings2go
She’d be replaced with a sycophant even meaner and dumber, so might as well hope she’s alright.
Greypuppy
If she gets replaced with more of the same, at least there's one less!
Elliotblet
ChiLLeCheeze
Wouldn't they have to go through another round of voting a new nominee in?
andwings2go
Which Republican would object?
TheLastBootyBender
Let them fight eachother, the more they splinter, the better for everyone
Comet260
They would clone that bitch if they could.
NorrinxRadd
Thats not nice, I'm not gonna use my thoughts or prayers she doesn't make it
YucateCosa
At least a dozen of us was thinking it, op just said it. We are not here to be nice.
GonzoRunner
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlYzB4NG0yb3pibjRvYjMyeTM4NWNrYTZpdDJwazNlYTJzaGl3ZGd2MyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oKIP8Eg8l52mZ4i7m/giphy.mp4
akafluffy
that's nice of you, I hope she gets to see her dog again soon
TheOldSchoolisBack
akafluffy
boop!
eigeress
The goat is on deck to greet her.
DarthGoodguy
NorrinxRadd
That dogs gon fuck her up
Forensickle
The meme doesn't work with Nick Frost no longer having any shame... I hope Simon is okay
Forensickle
Am I being downvoted because people are happy that he now essentially works for, and makes money for, what is about to be the largest anti trans organisation on the planet. It was known she would be running that org with funding from the new tv show before he signed on. He has no shame anymore
kInADress
Maybe people don't know yet, maybe they don't want to know, maybe they think blasting Noem has priority. Either way you're correct, I was saddened to learn that. But thanks for looking out for us 🏳⚧️ 💜
Forensickle
Actors I have liked for a long LONG time are dropping like flies over this... And at this point the only sadness it is leaving me with is that I EVER watched their stuff. Because whatever "this" is (greed, apathy, hatred) isn't something that wouldn't have been there before
ConsummateConundrum
Allergic reaction to... Truth? Facts? There ain't no Epipen for that, bitch.
CyberneticWhelk
The EpiPen for that allergy is more hate
stoots24
Epstein Pen
notsurewhattocallthis
That's just a Trumpshroom
banderan
Epinepstein Pen
Putitinyomama
He’s on a roll lately
SocoFox
billstranger
Apparently she's allergic to puppy blood.
ToasterDent
Democracy
DVSBSTrD
Deez nuts.
anlkeynz
I heard she overdosed on fentanyl laced cocaine
azgrak1
Let’s start a rumor, she overdosed on fentanyl laced cocaine.
Roaddog184
That doesn’t sound like a credible rumor, plausible explanation though, ya that sounds legit
slick19
That’s what happened tho
Cindex1337
Right? How is that even a rumor?