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654134 pts · October 29, 2014


No, I don't think I will.

Has this always been an option?! :D

Points 8
Comments 14
Views 793

My wife says her favorite thing about me are my manly hands.

Points 6
Comments 8
Views 733

"That's no moon!"

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 646

I finally passed my big stupid graduate test.

Points 345
Comments 32
Views 14578

I'm organizing a 4-mile Charlie Kirk run, starting 3.75 miles away at the Notch Peak trailhead.

Points 5
Comments 14
Views 519

There is a Pat Tillman run this Saturday in Tempe, Arizona, and they say absolutely positively no bags, so I bought a beer helmet.

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 581

Habaneros are the first ingredient! :D

Points -3
Comments 7
Views 165

0Dang non-citizens is takin' our jobs!

Points 17
Comments 35
Views 1010

I'm organizing a Charlie Kirk run, ending a quarter mile off a giant cliff.

Points 23
Comments 9
Views 793

Does anyone else receive this?

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 734

There were free car washes in Tempe, Arizona today.

Points 21
Comments 2
Views 1011

Is this that evil EV mandate?!

Points 20
Comments 12
Views 471

How come I can sing theme songs from the 80s and 90s, but not remember anything from grad school?

Points 27
Comments 15
Views 1032

My wife bought me this assortment for Christmas and I love it! :)

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 115

Don't try this at home, kids! :) (Carolina Reaper)

Points 448
Comments 242
Views 32370

What's your favorite hot sauce? :)

Points 18
Comments 44
Views 1429

Had this drain ever been cleaned?

Points 3
Comments 8
Views 688

Which of these should I use to measure Carolina Reaper powder?

Points 5
Comments 15
Views 883

Don't consent to searches without a written and signed warrant.

Points 29
Comments 13
Views 1013

Is this lady any good?

Points 448
Comments 40
Views 6706

Why do 20 liters of Coke zero create a much more disappointing geyser than 2 liters of Diet Coke?

Points 33
Comments 30
Views 951

Trump said the ballroom “essentially becomes a [shield] for what’s being built under by the military.”

Points 236
Comments 91
Views 6185

If you want the absolute hottest spice--maybe.

Points -3
Comments 9
Views 108

Does anyone know where I can purchase an XL beer helmet? My wife signed us up for a 10k! :)

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 589

When I was in Afghanistan, some of our gun trucks had these Common Remotely Operated Weapon Station (CROW) systems.

Points 33
Comments 32
Views 1797

Does anyone have a source for this?

Points 26
Comments 9
Views 1407

I wish that President Biden had been elected earlier.  I really liked him.

Points 1178
Comments 382
Views 42790

I haven't heard that name for a long time

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 553

Courtesy of JoeArtGuy on Discord:

Points 197
Comments 10
Views 4705

YouTube won't work in any browser or app if I'm logged in.

Points -4
Comments 4
Views 559

I just want delicious pupusas for my birthday!

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 860

I decided to write flashcards by hand because Quizlet kept spamming ads. It took 8 hours.

Points 4
Comments 3
Views 677

Is Upgrade Daddy any good?

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 102

How do you jack up a vehicle when the jacking point is too low to fit the jack underneath?

Points 27
Comments 26
Views 1648

Please give this user an upvote! :)

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 756

Ice cream (and other) serving sizes officially changed on January 1, 2020.

Points 20
Comments 15
Views 1510

Ramen is so expensive nowadays people are financing it?!

Points -5
Comments 7
Views 421

It's always a relief when you fix your toilet!

Points 34
Comments 5
Views 1039

All hail Claudia the Goo Queen and her Goozooka! (Warehouse 13)

Points 53
Comments 21
Views 1715

Apparently, it's Post Your Favorite Mahna Mahna Video Day.

Points 50
Comments 12
Views 1083

Did any of you have guard tower duty in a war zone?

Points 19
Comments 45
Views 1083

What did they do to this poor car?!

Points -4
Comments 15
Views 577

When replacing bathroom fans, please ensure you only put long screws where long screws go.

Points 11
Comments 10
Views 1091

I received a notification that the freaking astronaut wants me to sign a petition. Is this mostly fundraising?

Points 15
Comments 9
Views 501

Endless wonder.

Points 308
Comments 128
Views 14883

I finally completed the 131 flashcards I need for the test to obtain my Speech-Language Pathology license. I think it took 9 hours.

Points 143
Comments 22
Views 12738

Nobody knows more about Mahna Mahna than this guy!

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 162

My wife hadn't watched Weird Al's "Conan the Librarian" skit from "UHF."

Points 356
Comments 55
Views 17620

Costco now has mint soft serve! :)

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Comments 6
Views 957

In my day, index cards were three times as thick as copy paper!

Points 19
Comments 7
Views 1017

When I was 13, there was a "Star Trek: The Next Generation" episode where they attempted propelling a ship with a wave.

Points 2
Comments 14
Views 687

Please name one election where 77 votes mattered.

Points 456
Comments 20
Views 6106

The original version of "Mahna Mahna" (“Mah Nà Mah Nà”) (1968)

Points 28
Comments 7
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A star is born!  The first Muppet version of "Mahna Mahna!" (1969)

Points 44
Comments 6
Views 1109

Who declared we learn by writing?!

Points -4
Comments 3
Views 218

How long would it take you to make 131 flashcards with 1-2 sentences on each side?

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 733

Every vote counts, but there have been few U.S. election where an election was decided by one vote.

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Comments 0
Views 397
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