Feb 3, 2018 11:47 PM
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inboxmeyourdoggos
I was the green car 1 day driving to work. Passed red and he got pissed with road rage and nearly hit me. Don't be that asshole
notbannedyet
Try it on a scenic highway thats two lanes with passing zones 10 miles apart
Munchman347
In reality, the speed limit would be 65 and the green ass would tailgate anyone not doing 80...
Uzernaime
I do this if the dude has been tailgating me, other than that, I always let people pass
justahumanonline
For anyone interested in why you shouldn't be slow in the left lane: https://youtu.be/4oqfodY2Lz0
Jesusshaves98
It's illegal in Australia to not be overtaking in the fast lane. Main reason I'd move back there.
Rkfinecake
Red car should get a ticket for improper use of the passing lane. He is even allow to exceed the speed limit in order to return to the right
AnythingMuchShorter
Or in LA, there are like 8 lanes and even if you go 20 over people randomly switch 3 lanes, pass you on the right, and then switch 3 back.
AuburnTiger91
In Atlanta, the drivers in the other 8 lanes of I-75 would gang up red and make sure he was miserable. No tolerance for that.
JosephMcCovery
Oh man, 285@75 on the north side is an absolute clusterfuck!
50ShadesofCovfefe
As a truck driver, I can say that this shit gets old after a 12 hr shift.
Nah man, try being limited to 62 (J.B. Hunt), and having someone limited to 62.5/63/64 (Crete) that ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO PASS YOU.
thebratinthehat
I HATE anyone who will not move out of the left lane, fuckers!
MrJBK99
So you can stay in it?
campknowhere
Red = Massachusetts Drivers
DaDisser
Smfh. Everyone is so fucking selfish here.
Eastbridge
Or just follow the speed limit.
Police are starting to pay attention to the flow of traffic and ticketing those who aren't keeping up.
If there's a car going slower than the speed limit and you want to match the limit, you're allowed to go over the limit to pass him.
JockMcSting
That green car is kindly displaying the idiotic distance many drivers sit/get to behind the car in front. Stop doing this people.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
This is Arkansas. I didn’t learn how to drive here so the antics I see here everyday legitimately terrify me. Defensive driving FTW.
Just moved to Columbus Ohio. Holy. Shit. People consistently push yellows and blatently run reds, it's seriously its own thing here.
fr1080f
Too many people forget the left is passing. Not travelling faster than everyone else for your entire trip. This tends to cause congestion.
Rkhbusa
I love people who think this applies on not highways. Person flips me the bird and cuts me off for being in the left lane.
MuchApuAboutNothing
Where do you live?
Canada
I proceed to the next intersection and turn left.
ConstantineDemirballs
Still doesn’t mean you should tailgate. Yesterday the driver infront of me was tailgating like crazy and ended up crashing with car infront
gen87sis
Haha. I drive a full size truck. And I’m usually the one passing other drivers. But some dick wanted to tailgate me I couldnt even see 1/?
His tail lights, thats how close he was. So i brake tapped, he startled, and jumped over to the right lane. I then resumed my faster 2/?
Pace, and he did it again. So. I became the red car in this visual. His car was much lower, his hood would have gone under my bumper 3/?
And i keep a dash cam at all times
58d8fee2
Nah, the one I hate is the one who's texting and/or tailgating.
7thor8thcaw
They are probably tailgating cause you won't get the fuck out of the way. Texting is bad though.
The only thing tailgating does is show everyone around you that you are fucking retarded. "You know what i want? An accident Herp derp"
scnottaken
Never tailgate. You're always the biggest asshole if you do. Unless someone literally pulled out in front of you, leave space.
BlessYourBeautifulHide
They tailgate you, then pass you, then brake check you. They don't seem to understand that if they pull to the right lane, you can't.
JABBATHEWOCKY
The problem is when I’m the red car and I’m going 80 and passing the yellow car, but green is going 95 and pissed that I’m in “his” lane..
ImgurEatSleep
That's fine, as long as you move over after you've passed. After you've let green pass, feel free to continue passing the next car.
valen00
so the moral of the story is if you obey the speed limit you have to weave in and out of traffic to let speeding drivers pass?
Don't block people doing stupid (illegal) stuff, that's what the police does. Give way if someone's driving faster than you.
As I said I have to weave in and out because I have cruise set and I'm overtaking people but not fast enough for people breaking the law
Is that a huge problem for you? As long as people keep their safety distance, you don't have to take off the CC. No space=pass next ones too
flippingbear
Spot on. That's the worst.
vanella
Most likely it's Yellow went 68, Red went to pass and Yellow sped up...now you're stuck behind Red, and Yellow is really the asshole
Fairdinkums
What? Only if he was undertaking. Yellow sped up he's in the wrong
I just remembered we drive on the left. Sorry mate
People who don't get the concept. A passing lane is for passing. That's it. You're even allowed to surpass the speed limit just so you can >
DO YOUR PASSING AND GET BACK IN THE RIGHT LANE.
or run the other car off the road if they suddenly speed up!!! IT'S IN YOUR RIGHT!
clevecavs
So hitting the fucking gas and get out of the situation
I'm sure the cops will totally understand that when you explain it... :)
SudoNimm
You've never driven in the Philly area, have you?
unknown1111
True that. I, unfortunately, drive there almost every day. My daughter lives right off Broad Street.
QuackQuackAttack
Left lane is for passing, not speeding. If you’re not passing, get the fuck back on the right
MDAlchemist
This ^, and either way you still need to obey the damn speed limit.
QuantumPhysical
Yeah, downvote this guy. How dare he obey the law and suggest you do the same.
bigbootybigfoot
The worst is when you're in the slow lane someone flies up and then stays right in your blindspot. Your cruise control is set so you know t
They're the dick. So you try gunning it so the cars piling up have a chance to pass. But that ass hole guns it too. So you have to slow down
By 10 miles and hr so the ass won't hold everyone else on the highway up.
That's when the stabbing happened.....
Wakborder517
Yeah I hate that shit
TUGboatJOB
What if red and yellow are both going 80 mph? Do you still hate him?
dronetalker
Yes. If you aren’t passing move over. Speed up do 90 and get out of the way or slow down and drop behind the other car in the driving lane.
So you're saying go dangerously fast and very illegally over the speed limit putting not only yours but the other cars around you live in
You don’t have to go dangerously fast you can slow down and move over or speed up to pass and then move over. If you aren’t passing...move.
Danger just to pass some one. Gotcha.
Vaeevictiss
The people doing under the speed limit are the dangerous ones
Come on they're more important than you. They don't care how much danger they put you in. They're better drivers than most... Etc.
iwantapetnameddingbat
Yes. The left lane is a passing lane, not a traveling lane.
antman2988
Yet everyone speeds at least 10 mph over the speed limit and uses the left lane as a travelling lane.
MichaelAndersen88
Depends on the state. Passing lanes are not as common on the West coast.
krankenwagen
idk why you're getting downvoted but this is true in highly congested/populated cities
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
DING DING DING!!! Winner! No one seems to remember it’s a fucking passing lane
Even if you're going 11 mph over the speed limit?
iburnstuff
Rolling road blocks suck. Without fail, they start fluctuating between 80 and 50 MPH. I can be driving in a straight line for hours 1/2
and still be in the same county. I don't like to have to constantly have to adjust my speed-- yet I can be doing 85 and only pulli1.5/2
1.75/2 into the #1 lane when there is a slower car I need to pass. If slower cars keep right, nobody passes on the right. I prefer practical
Not your job to police another car's speed, that's what the real cops are for.
tabletopearth
*Confused in Australian*
sebastianthelobster
*squinting in British
thenipplebandit
there you go.
Gopher1964
There’s just something fundamentally wrong about driving on the right hand side of the road isn’t there?
Most of the world does ,its just us and the UK really . Kinda opposite to the metric system.
prayingpolarbear
Don't forget about wonderful Japan and all that JDM goodness.
yorkshiretee
Same, I was very confused for a minute there.
bustermokeev
I WISH they would only go 2 below, I always get someone who is going 30 in a 45 and when I cross line to pass them they speed up to 60.
I downshift before any indication of passing, then It's WOT until I'm fully passed. If my engine is up past 4.5k, I can hit full output 1/2
nearly instantly. I rarely if ever fail to execute a pass this way.
altrdgenetics
its cause they arent paying attention and going easy on the gas, then when they see you in the side window they look down and realize.
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
i stay 65mph all 99% of the way. too stressful passing people, constant speed change, watching blindside and braking incessantly.
That's cool as long as you're in the right lane you're good.
People who break a lot on the high way (outside of heavy traffic) are usually inexperienced drivers. Just give more space and let off gas.
And dealing with the majority of the people breaking road laws is annoying. People don't understand why there are so many car accidents...
Distracted driving is the leading cause of so many accidents: m.huffpost.com/us/entry/11722196
And how many of those distracted drivers are also speeding?
www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/510717001
Speeding since they are too distracted to realize how fast they are going. Here's a good post where speeding is a singular cause attributed
Legit speeding kills so many people. Distracted driving is only one factor. Many people who are distracted drivers are also typically
To deaths. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.curbed.com/platform/amp/2017/7/28/16051780/us-traffic-death-speeding-statistics-speeding
scoundr3l
If they're going 68mph, you are not following the 2 second rule. Maybe Red would slow down and merge if you stopped tailgating, dick.
Excalibastard
Red would slow down and merge when ever the fuck his entitled ass feels like it
HMCtripleOG
Let's all just admit that we do 80-90 once in a while and cut the bullshit.....
CKOD
Nah, they wouldnt, because its a retard pacer who is just kinda hanging near the other car at a "comfortable" speed
Ive had left lane pacers match my speed between 50-70 mph, when I just need to get in the left lane for a turn.
DEAFBANDIT
I'll never understand it
I know :( But for one brief moment I was willing to assume the best in people
I drive in PA and MD. In MD youre getting stuck behind someone slow, 100%. In PA, you drive 15 over and still have people coming up FAST.
In MD you get 2 pacers side by side, but be doing 65, everything is fine. Hit a red light, and they slowly get up to 50 and then thats it.
KyleBeach
Probably not, but I can attest, more than once i've been in the left, well on my way to pass and merge right, only to have someone ride up
doing 20+ over and get right on my ass...i have then proceeded to pace the fuckers for a couple miles before moving over.
theprizefighterinferno
This is called Utah Formation, but you need at least 4 cars all doing the same speed in 4 lanes on I-15.
SocoFox
Texas Two-Car Traffic Jam.
Arsikere
we call that the Mexican Roadblock here in Los Angeles
sadquesadilla
Sunday drivers are the W O R S T
JustSomeOtherRando
I see your Sunday drivers, and I raise you old people in the mornings. Consistently 10 or so under when everyone is trying to get to work.
LittleKnownOne
Why do they drive slow. Like 5-10 under speed limit for ZERO REASON... Move!
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
As a Utah driver, whenever I see Wyoming plates, I know I’m gonna have a bad time.
Cocochanel972
Oh and it isn't ticketable in Utah. Among other terrible (alcohol) laws. Can we get a petition going?
Holy shit yes! The worst Utard drivers go to pass Mr 68 MPH, then slow down to match his speed. Never fails to piss me off.
remembergoliad
Aggie roadblock
UrbanGhost
Colorado road block
f00f1ghter
I drive I-15 from SLC to Lindon every day and never experience this. Then again I have a fast pass
Vaporforce
Don’t even get me started.... if you think I-15 is bad try I-89 going from Farmington to Ogden. I’m pulling my hair out thinking bout this..
Heimy
It's literally the US formation after traveling different states while changing duty stations in the Navy I noticed they're all just as bad.
nahimgood2000
Hello fellow Utards! By the way will you get out the fuck out of the fast lane?!
DarthMaulOfAmerica
The truth in this statement is painful
catscatsyeahcats
Having just moved here, I’ve discovered that often times the right lane is the fastest and it’s infuriating.
polarBearAndSharks
I am not from Utah, but have lived here for 9 years - I concur.
Thiswasalltheyhad
As a local utahn I can confirm this
GrateWhite
And then some idiot crosses the double white line in the HOV lane to cut you off. Every. time.
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
Living in Utah gives some of the worst rage
darman123
Come to maryland lol
I came to UT from MD and IMO Utah is so much worse. People in MD are assholes but know how to drive. Utahns are plain ignorant.
MoonBaseClavius
^^THIS. I drive I-15 22 miles each way to and from work. Utah drivers are the worst I've seen, and I've lived in NYC, Sicily, and Cairo.
Bruh go to Missouri. Everyone gets on and goes to the left lane as fast as they can only to go slow
fgvbttd
It’s a race to heaven.
I drive the 15 for a measly 8 miles twice a day and it’s the two worst parts of my day.
CaffeineManic
Try China.
leftypride
I'm from Utah. I agree. Don't get me started on tailgaters.
Wait I know you don’t I? Do you work in Draper?!
https://imgur.com/vuj3wWL for you wrong sided drivers
TheN8
Not all heroes wear capes!
ICantMakeGIFS
Minimum effort ty
copingcabana
My only objection is to you calling the driver of the red car a "person." They're a soulless savage and we all know it.
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
Oi Govnah! or... G'day mate!
SubnormalNebula
Thanks, that makes so much more sense ????
zarola1
If I could give u more points for this point ...I would
IamAlduinTheWorldEaterAndThisIsMyFavouriteShopInMundus
At least our driving seat is on the right side.
IDoubtThisWillBeAvailable
Correct side**
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Most of the world disagrees with you https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_left-hand_traffic
Yobama890
The world seems to disagree with you.
GarthOneeye
listen... I live in Texas, and people like to drive fast, if I am going 5 miles over the speed limit and you still are like this... FU
The person that downvoted you has never driven in Texas. 635 around Dallas is 70mph, most people do 80/85; cops don't bat an eye.
pacobedejo
Your relationship to a sign won't cause an accident. Flow with traffic or get out of its way. Read about German highway laws. Good sense.
getadogupya
Change the speed to something logical as well.
60 knots. Speaking for the pilots.
EhIsForCanehdians
70mph that's a pretty logical speed.
TypoInEveryComment
He was takking about the metric system. THE BEST SYSTEM! More logical than the imperial one
That's not changing the speed though. That's changing the measurement system.
Sometimes it's ok to say it uncprrect. Changing the speed to metric is short for speed measurement system in that case.
RobertZimmermanWasRight
Thanks. I was a bit confused.
KharliahDragon
Now listen here you little shit
acooltaco
That's double dipping!
ihatethefuckingeaglesman1994
Just dip the chip and end it!
TheMostAnnoying
Can you turn it upside-down for all of us here in Australia?
monojoker
Are you saying we are backwards? TRIGGERED!
Also it didn't need to be turned upside down for me to hate red driver too.
AdrianDunne
Not as interesting upside down, but here you go: https://imgur.com/8rJESSR
It makes so much more sense now, thank you
DresdenPedalTimpani
xCygnusX1x
Ahh the king suxor himself, I see you Sorrento
obamalamadingdongditch
CrystalCry
FILTHY PRANK
TenaciousTaco
Thanks cunt
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
It's on the right side again :(
KennyPurvee
False, its backwards upsidedown. Im going to need a upsidedown backwards backwards.
Someone pls :(
Wobbixx
Unverified
They need to start ticketing more for people sitting in the left lane.
SmittyTitties
Michigan state troopers are cracking down big time
If they ticketed for other stuff, speeding would be of little issue.
gearhead
NJ has this. Failure to keep right. Wish FL had it.
jrellis462
Dilly dilly
GroundZer0
Amen.
seeklynx
As long as they ticket the tailgater too
Zugswang
They're cracking down on this in MA, but only catch the ones doing it accidentally. Real assholes just merge back once they pass the cop.
We have a law like that in Alabama, just have to find a state trooper that actually gives a fuck about the law.
In CO left lane is passing only and yes you will get pulled over if they catch you traveling in it
bakezzz
Just drove from rochester to albany and i can say without a doubt that all of NY would be poor if they did this.
Just sticking all the highway cops on I-90 could fund the entire state budget for a generation.
shush6
Fuck you. He's going 2mph under the speed limit.
thanatos777
He's causing traffic jams and in most places breaking the law (the left lanes are for passing).
cookiesnatcha
He's in the passing lane but not passing anyone. He's wrong.
Alexir
Found the red car
Start ticketing people who only travel in the left lane. Then tend cause congestion and block people who need to exit on left.
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Exit on the left?
AmericanTimmy
I'm not sure about where else but there are some highest in Virginia where exits are the left lane
LeMou
Seattle has a few exits to the left on I-5. All others are to the right.
astrangehop
There are some weird state that have this. NH & conneticut in the northeast.
DarkBluePhoenix
CT resident here, can confirm we have quite a few left hand exits.
GreedyWildcard
Somewhat common for highway intersections. It costs a lot of money to build a proper stack interchange.
They finally passed a law in Oklahoma making it an official ticketable offense. Not sure how much it’s being enforced so far though.
Saustino
It's illegal in Washington state and they did a big ad campaign to let people know it's illegal. Didn't accomplish a thing.
PeachZ90
Same goes in Texas. Hell, we have signs every few miles or so that the left lane is for passing only!
1 Well many states have a law that enforces the left lanes as a passing lane only. If you're caught just sitting past even a short distance
tyrfin
Here in MA they sit in the left lane while right lane traffic passes them, while giving everyone dirty looks like "WTFFFFFF"
You can be tickets. Unfortunately, in states like California it's treated as a fast lane where the speed limit doesn't even matter.
arkangelbb
That's effectively what it is because there are so many slower cars that need to be passed, more effective just to stay in the fast lane.
Gotta love our society these days.
Post in general. Just goes to show how many people break the law on a daily basis and don't give a fuck.
Except 99 percent of the people in the fast lane are typically breaking the law. I love all of the downvotes on this
herp0de0derp
It's not being forced enough in OK. They interviewed folks on the news after it passed and people said that their taxes pay for both sides
Of the road so they could drive on any side they wanted. SMH.
Lol. I should use that one day.
Beartornado
Their taxes can pay for lost productivity on delayed traffic when they get pulled over.
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FirstStepsIntoPoland
most places allow you to temporarily go over the limit to pass
Shewy92
My driving handbook sayid to speed up about 5-10 mph to pass and drop back down to your initial speed.
Not if the other car is going under the speed limit
kamakaziK
I seem to remember Idaho only allowing a 4mph over pass limit. And I thought that was stupid and unsafe.
It's fine to exceed the speed limit to pass. You kinda have to...physics.
ashackatak
You don’t “have to” if they are going slower than the speed limit, so no physics doesn’t support your statement.
If you need to exceed the speed limit to pass, chances are shouldn't be passing in the 1st place.
poopMagnet
In MN you’re allowed 10 mph over the limit to pass. So you’re wrong.
Walfas
Do you really think you can safely pass someone who is going 5mph under the limit while remaining under the limit?
Depending on the circumstances yes, and if you can't then you shouldn't be passing.
Well if you don't accelerate to pass, you get this rolling roadblock pictured above. Which is dangerous.
That only occurs if you are going the same speed as the car you're paying, in which case why are you passing?
ferristriangle
It's not a roadblock, it's just everyone going the speed limit.
Tovarish1013
Wrong, it's actually dangerous not to exceed the speed limit while passing.
Bullshit, if you can't safely pass while going the speed limit you shouldn't be passing.
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
to pass in the first place. Which is a bunch of bullocks in the first place because who just "does" the speed limit.
He's not saying that you should pass the speed limit to pass but that if your intentions are to do the speed limit then you shouldnt need
DropDeadFread
People are so oblivious when they drive it's rediculous. Is it really that hard to see a car coming up on you in the rearview mirror?
Kjseek
Yeah it way too hard especially when you are looking at your cell phone instead of the road
Preach!!
AlwaysUpVoteGSD
I had an ex who would speed up on someone then ride right on their butt. My opinion...you can see you're going faster, so go around them!
AGreatNameForARockBand
And some people are oblivious when they spell.
SkylarCalder
well yeah. they would have to loo away from the phone to do that
someguy7734206
I've seen a car parked in a covered public garage once whose rear window was completely covered in snow. Only the windshield was clean.
ARNJ
I just straight up honk at them. Wake up you are on the road pay attention, this is too dangerous a task to do it with out thinking.
Or maybe just don't speed so much? That would be lovely.
twohearteddoctor
Flash your high beams its safer and kinder in my opinion
evergreenyankee
Honking should only be used to signal that you intend to pass the person if they do not move over after flashing your lights at them
And remember, your car lights work in the day time too.
Not in Australia, every where else I have been uses honking to indicate they are going to overtake. Here it’s exclusively an aggressive act.
Its a shame. Too often i drive with someone and notice how they hare no idea whats going on around them...like they are actually retarded.
Starwulf99
I'm not going to go over the speed limit to pass someone just to save you a few seconds. You can wait till I pass doing the speed limit.
It's usually minutes.
It doesn't take minutes for me to pass a vehicle, and unless you're driving 100mph+, you won't be slowed down significantly.
And hell, if you're driving 100mph+, I'll just be seeing you on the side of the road with a cop ticketing you anyways, lol.
I do however stay in the right lane for the majority of my time on any interstate, so I'm likely not the person annoying people, but still,
If I'm doing 70 in a 70, passing a trucker going 65, and you come up real fast behind me, riding my ass isn't going to get me to move any
damn faster.
MrAcceptable
Really doesn't matter to many people who believe they own the lane they're in until their exit comes up.
Upvoter2000x
I pay more for that road that 90% of the population. I'll drive in whatever lane I goddamn please.
Lol
thedarkcanuck
Most people don't even look in their mirrors
SavageRancor
This
TechnicallyRight
Wait, what mirrors?
Especially when they have their phone bolted to the side of their head. Almost pasted a woman in a FX35, because she didn't even look.
The other day we had people stopping at a yellow flashing light. They'e both oblivious AND don't know the rules of the road. I can't wait
for automated vehicles, as much as I love to drive it will be a welcome comfort to not have to worry about the shitty drivers.
Too many people think the left lane is for driving faster than everyone else for as long as you feel like it.
johnfsfrank
At least they're not holding up traffic.
lronMaiden
Left lane = passing line.
DreadCarcass
If im doing 80 and passing people and you want to ride my bumper cause im not letting you pass to do 95 thats a you problem
You're a dangerous cunt.
In this example im passing people in the passing lane, the dangerous cunt would be the tailgater
Safe passing is a 10 second affair, at most. Longer and it's unsafe. If you won't go >2mph faster than the person you're passing, don't pass
Why does it matter to you if someone wants to pass you while you're going 80? Just move over. Simple.
Have you driven on american highways? Alot of times if you slow down to move between semis going 68 you get stuck there
ICameInLikeAJingleBell
Yeah but in that case it's better to be the bigger man. You're just creating more risk because you "technically right*. Not worth it. Also..
Once you let them pass you now have a rabbit. Let them be an asshole and get a speed ticket.
You are correct. Less dangerous to just move. The person obv has no idea what they are doing. Let them hurt themselves not you.
inboxmeyourdoggos
I was the green car 1 day driving to work. Passed red and he got pissed with road rage and nearly hit me. Don't be that asshole
notbannedyet
Try it on a scenic highway thats two lanes with passing zones 10 miles apart
Munchman347
In reality, the speed limit would be 65 and the green ass would tailgate anyone not doing 80...
Uzernaime
I do this if the dude has been tailgating me, other than that, I always let people pass
justahumanonline
For anyone interested in why you shouldn't be slow in the left lane: https://youtu.be/4oqfodY2Lz0
Jesusshaves98
It's illegal in Australia to not be overtaking in the fast lane. Main reason I'd move back there.
Rkfinecake
Red car should get a ticket for improper use of the passing lane. He is even allow to exceed the speed limit in order to return to the right
AnythingMuchShorter
Or in LA, there are like 8 lanes and even if you go 20 over people randomly switch 3 lanes, pass you on the right, and then switch 3 back.
AuburnTiger91
In Atlanta, the drivers in the other 8 lanes of I-75 would gang up red and make sure he was miserable. No tolerance for that.
JosephMcCovery
Oh man, 285@75 on the north side is an absolute clusterfuck!
50ShadesofCovfefe
As a truck driver, I can say that this shit gets old after a 12 hr shift.
JosephMcCovery
Nah man, try being limited to 62 (J.B. Hunt), and having someone limited to 62.5/63/64 (Crete) that ABSOLUTELY NEEDS TO PASS YOU.
thebratinthehat
I HATE anyone who will not move out of the left lane, fuckers!
MrJBK99
So you can stay in it?
campknowhere
Red = Massachusetts Drivers
DaDisser
Smfh. Everyone is so fucking selfish here.
Eastbridge
Or just follow the speed limit.
justahumanonline
Police are starting to pay attention to the flow of traffic and ticketing those who aren't keeping up.
Rkfinecake
If there's a car going slower than the speed limit and you want to match the limit, you're allowed to go over the limit to pass him.
JockMcSting
That green car is kindly displaying the idiotic distance many drivers sit/get to behind the car in front. Stop doing this people.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
This is Arkansas. I didn’t learn how to drive here so the antics I see here everyday legitimately terrify me. Defensive driving FTW.
justahumanonline
Just moved to Columbus Ohio. Holy. Shit. People consistently push yellows and blatently run reds, it's seriously its own thing here.
fr1080f
Too many people forget the left is passing. Not travelling faster than everyone else for your entire trip. This tends to cause congestion.
Rkhbusa
I love people who think this applies on not highways. Person flips me the bird and cuts me off for being in the left lane.
MuchApuAboutNothing
Where do you live?
Rkhbusa
Canada
Rkhbusa
I proceed to the next intersection and turn left.
ConstantineDemirballs
Still doesn’t mean you should tailgate. Yesterday the driver infront of me was tailgating like crazy and ended up crashing with car infront
gen87sis
Haha. I drive a full size truck. And I’m usually the one passing other drivers. But some dick wanted to tailgate me I couldnt even see 1/?
gen87sis
His tail lights, thats how close he was. So i brake tapped, he startled, and jumped over to the right lane. I then resumed my faster 2/?
gen87sis
Pace, and he did it again. So. I became the red car in this visual. His car was much lower, his hood would have gone under my bumper 3/?
gen87sis
And i keep a dash cam at all times
58d8fee2
Nah, the one I hate is the one who's texting and/or tailgating.
7thor8thcaw
They are probably tailgating cause you won't get the fuck out of the way. Texting is bad though.
DaDisser
The only thing tailgating does is show everyone around you that you are fucking retarded. "You know what i want? An accident Herp derp"
scnottaken
Never tailgate. You're always the biggest asshole if you do. Unless someone literally pulled out in front of you, leave space.
BlessYourBeautifulHide
They tailgate you, then pass you, then brake check you. They don't seem to understand that if they pull to the right lane, you can't.
JABBATHEWOCKY
The problem is when I’m the red car and I’m going 80 and passing the yellow car, but green is going 95 and pissed that I’m in “his” lane..
ImgurEatSleep
That's fine, as long as you move over after you've passed. After you've let green pass, feel free to continue passing the next car.
valen00
so the moral of the story is if you obey the speed limit you have to weave in and out of traffic to let speeding drivers pass?
ImgurEatSleep
Don't block people doing stupid (illegal) stuff, that's what the police does. Give way if someone's driving faster than you.
valen00
As I said I have to weave in and out because I have cruise set and I'm overtaking people but not fast enough for people breaking the law
ImgurEatSleep
Is that a huge problem for you? As long as people keep their safety distance, you don't have to take off the CC. No space=pass next ones too
flippingbear
Spot on. That's the worst.
vanella
Most likely it's Yellow went 68, Red went to pass and Yellow sped up...now you're stuck behind Red, and Yellow is really the asshole
Fairdinkums
What? Only if he was undertaking. Yellow sped up he's in the wrong
Fairdinkums
I just remembered we drive on the left. Sorry mate
Rkfinecake
People who don't get the concept. A passing lane is for passing. That's it. You're even allowed to surpass the speed limit just so you can >
Rkfinecake
DO YOUR PASSING AND GET BACK IN THE RIGHT LANE.
vanella
or run the other car off the road if they suddenly speed up!!! IT'S IN YOUR RIGHT!
clevecavs
So hitting the fucking gas and get out of the situation
vanella
I'm sure the cops will totally understand that when you explain it... :)
SudoNimm
You've never driven in the Philly area, have you?
unknown1111
True that. I, unfortunately, drive there almost every day. My daughter lives right off Broad Street.
QuackQuackAttack
Left lane is for passing, not speeding. If you’re not passing, get the fuck back on the right
MDAlchemist
This ^, and either way you still need to obey the damn speed limit.
QuantumPhysical
Yeah, downvote this guy. How dare he obey the law and suggest you do the same.
bigbootybigfoot
The worst is when you're in the slow lane someone flies up and then stays right in your blindspot. Your cruise control is set so you know t
bigbootybigfoot
They're the dick. So you try gunning it so the cars piling up have a chance to pass. But that ass hole guns it too. So you have to slow down
bigbootybigfoot
By 10 miles and hr so the ass won't hold everyone else on the highway up.
vanella
That's when the stabbing happened.....
Wakborder517
Yeah I hate that shit
TUGboatJOB
What if red and yellow are both going 80 mph? Do you still hate him?
dronetalker
Yes. If you aren’t passing move over. Speed up do 90 and get out of the way or slow down and drop behind the other car in the driving lane.
TUGboatJOB
So you're saying go dangerously fast and very illegally over the speed limit putting not only yours but the other cars around you live in
dronetalker
You don’t have to go dangerously fast you can slow down and move over or speed up to pass and then move over. If you aren’t passing...move.
TUGboatJOB
Danger just to pass some one. Gotcha.
Vaeevictiss
The people doing under the speed limit are the dangerous ones
scnottaken
Come on they're more important than you. They don't care how much danger they put you in. They're better drivers than most... Etc.
iwantapetnameddingbat
Yes. The left lane is a passing lane, not a traveling lane.
antman2988
Yet everyone speeds at least 10 mph over the speed limit and uses the left lane as a travelling lane.
MichaelAndersen88
Depends on the state. Passing lanes are not as common on the West coast.
krankenwagen
idk why you're getting downvoted but this is true in highly congested/populated cities
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
DING DING DING!!! Winner! No one seems to remember it’s a fucking passing lane
TUGboatJOB
Even if you're going 11 mph over the speed limit?
iburnstuff
Rolling road blocks suck. Without fail, they start fluctuating between 80 and 50 MPH. I can be driving in a straight line for hours 1/2
iburnstuff
and still be in the same county. I don't like to have to constantly have to adjust my speed-- yet I can be doing 85 and only pulli1.5/2
iburnstuff
1.75/2 into the #1 lane when there is a slower car I need to pass. If slower cars keep right, nobody passes on the right. I prefer practical
iwantapetnameddingbat
Not your job to police another car's speed, that's what the real cops are for.
tabletopearth
*Confused in Australian*
sebastianthelobster
*squinting in British
thenipplebandit
Gopher1964
There’s just something fundamentally wrong about driving on the right hand side of the road isn’t there?
tabletopearth
Most of the world does ,its just us and the UK really . Kinda opposite to the metric system.
prayingpolarbear
Don't forget about wonderful Japan and all that JDM goodness.
yorkshiretee
Same, I was very confused for a minute there.
bustermokeev
I WISH they would only go 2 below, I always get someone who is going 30 in a 45 and when I cross line to pass them they speed up to 60.
iburnstuff
I downshift before any indication of passing, then It's WOT until I'm fully passed. If my engine is up past 4.5k, I can hit full output 1/2
iburnstuff
nearly instantly. I rarely if ever fail to execute a pass this way.
altrdgenetics
its cause they arent paying attention and going easy on the gas, then when they see you in the side window they look down and realize.
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
i stay 65mph all 99% of the way. too stressful passing people, constant speed change, watching blindside and braking incessantly.
7thor8thcaw
That's cool as long as you're in the right lane you're good.
DaDisser
People who break a lot on the high way (outside of heavy traffic) are usually inexperienced drivers. Just give more space and let off gas.
antman2988
And dealing with the majority of the people breaking road laws is annoying. People don't understand why there are so many car accidents...
justahumanonline
Distracted driving is the leading cause of so many accidents: m.huffpost.com/us/entry/11722196
antman2988
And how many of those distracted drivers are also speeding?
antman2988
www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/510717001
antman2988
Speeding since they are too distracted to realize how fast they are going. Here's a good post where speeding is a singular cause attributed
antman2988
Legit speeding kills so many people. Distracted driving is only one factor. Many people who are distracted drivers are also typically
antman2988
To deaths. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.curbed.com/platform/amp/2017/7/28/16051780/us-traffic-death-speeding-statistics-speeding
scoundr3l
If they're going 68mph, you are not following the 2 second rule. Maybe Red would slow down and merge if you stopped tailgating, dick.
Excalibastard
Red would slow down and merge when ever the fuck his entitled ass feels like it
HMCtripleOG
Let's all just admit that we do 80-90 once in a while and cut the bullshit.....
CKOD
Nah, they wouldnt, because its a retard pacer who is just kinda hanging near the other car at a "comfortable" speed
CKOD
Ive had left lane pacers match my speed between 50-70 mph, when I just need to get in the left lane for a turn.
DEAFBANDIT
I'll never understand it
scoundr3l
I know :( But for one brief moment I was willing to assume the best in people
CKOD
I drive in PA and MD. In MD youre getting stuck behind someone slow, 100%. In PA, you drive 15 over and still have people coming up FAST.
CKOD
In MD you get 2 pacers side by side, but be doing 65, everything is fine. Hit a red light, and they slowly get up to 50 and then thats it.
CKOD
KyleBeach
Probably not, but I can attest, more than once i've been in the left, well on my way to pass and merge right, only to have someone ride up
KyleBeach
doing 20+ over and get right on my ass...i have then proceeded to pace the fuckers for a couple miles before moving over.
theprizefighterinferno
This is called Utah Formation, but you need at least 4 cars all doing the same speed in 4 lanes on I-15.
SocoFox
Texas Two-Car Traffic Jam.
Arsikere
we call that the Mexican Roadblock here in Los Angeles
sadquesadilla
Sunday drivers are the W O R S T
JustSomeOtherRando
I see your Sunday drivers, and I raise you old people in the mornings. Consistently 10 or so under when everyone is trying to get to work.
LittleKnownOne
Why do they drive slow. Like 5-10 under speed limit for ZERO REASON... Move!
KernelPanicAtTheDisco
As a Utah driver, whenever I see Wyoming plates, I know I’m gonna have a bad time.
Cocochanel972
Oh and it isn't ticketable in Utah. Among other terrible (alcohol) laws. Can we get a petition going?
TooMuchWorkNotNuffFun
Holy shit yes! The worst Utard drivers go to pass Mr 68 MPH, then slow down to match his speed. Never fails to piss me off.
remembergoliad
Aggie roadblock
UrbanGhost
Colorado road block
f00f1ghter
I drive I-15 from SLC to Lindon every day and never experience this. Then again I have a fast pass
Vaporforce
Don’t even get me started.... if you think I-15 is bad try I-89 going from Farmington to Ogden. I’m pulling my hair out thinking bout this..
Heimy
It's literally the US formation after traveling different states while changing duty stations in the Navy I noticed they're all just as bad.
nahimgood2000
Hello fellow Utards! By the way will you get out the fuck out of the fast lane?!
DarthMaulOfAmerica
The truth in this statement is painful
catscatsyeahcats
Having just moved here, I’ve discovered that often times the right lane is the fastest and it’s infuriating.
polarBearAndSharks
I am not from Utah, but have lived here for 9 years - I concur.
Thiswasalltheyhad
As a local utahn I can confirm this
GrateWhite
And then some idiot crosses the double white line in the HOV lane to cut you off. Every. time.
SexuallyAttractedtoGoofy
Living in Utah gives some of the worst rage
darman123
Come to maryland lol
Cocochanel972
I came to UT from MD and IMO Utah is so much worse. People in MD are assholes but know how to drive. Utahns are plain ignorant.
MoonBaseClavius
^^THIS. I drive I-15 22 miles each way to and from work. Utah drivers are the worst I've seen, and I've lived in NYC, Sicily, and Cairo.
f00f1ghter
Bruh go to Missouri. Everyone gets on and goes to the left lane as fast as they can only to go slow
fgvbttd
It’s a race to heaven.
catscatsyeahcats
I drive the 15 for a measly 8 miles twice a day and it’s the two worst parts of my day.
CaffeineManic
Try China.
leftypride
I'm from Utah. I agree. Don't get me started on tailgaters.
nahimgood2000
Wait I know you don’t I? Do you work in Draper?!
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
https://imgur.com/vuj3wWL for you wrong sided drivers
TheN8
Not all heroes wear capes!
ICantMakeGIFS
Minimum effort ty
copingcabana
My only objection is to you calling the driver of the red car a "person." They're a soulless savage and we all know it.
TheArkhamAsylumAccountsPayableClerk
Oi Govnah! or... G'day mate!
SubnormalNebula
Thanks, that makes so much more sense ????
zarola1
If I could give u more points for this point ...I would
IamAlduinTheWorldEaterAndThisIsMyFavouriteShopInMundus
At least our driving seat is on the right side.
IDoubtThisWillBeAvailable
Correct side**
ThePiedPiperofRuination
Most of the world disagrees with you https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_with_left-hand_traffic
Yobama890
The world seems to disagree with you.
GarthOneeye
listen... I live in Texas, and people like to drive fast, if I am going 5 miles over the speed limit and you still are like this... FU
JosephMcCovery
The person that downvoted you has never driven in Texas. 635 around Dallas is 70mph, most people do 80/85; cops don't bat an eye.
pacobedejo
Your relationship to a sign won't cause an accident. Flow with traffic or get out of its way. Read about German highway laws. Good sense.
getadogupya
Change the speed to something logical as well.
Wakborder517
60 knots. Speaking for the pilots.
getadogupya
EhIsForCanehdians
70mph that's a pretty logical speed.
TypoInEveryComment
He was takking about the metric system. THE BEST SYSTEM! More logical than the imperial one
EhIsForCanehdians
That's not changing the speed though. That's changing the measurement system.
TypoInEveryComment
Sometimes it's ok to say it uncprrect. Changing the speed to metric is short for speed measurement system in that case.
RobertZimmermanWasRight
Thanks. I was a bit confused.
KharliahDragon
Now listen here you little shit
acooltaco
That's double dipping!
ihatethefuckingeaglesman1994
Just dip the chip and end it!
TheMostAnnoying
Can you turn it upside-down for all of us here in Australia?
monojoker
Are you saying we are backwards? TRIGGERED!
monojoker
Also it didn't need to be turned upside down for me to hate red driver too.
AdrianDunne
Not as interesting upside down, but here you go: https://imgur.com/8rJESSR
TheMostAnnoying
It makes so much more sense now, thank you
DresdenPedalTimpani
xCygnusX1x
Ahh the king suxor himself, I see you Sorrento
obamalamadingdongditch
CrystalCry
FILTHY PRANK
TenaciousTaco
Thanks cunt
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
It's on the right side again :(
KennyPurvee
False, its backwards upsidedown. Im going to need a upsidedown backwards backwards.
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
Someone pls :(
Wobbixx
Unverified
They need to start ticketing more for people sitting in the left lane.
SmittyTitties
Michigan state troopers are cracking down big time
SocoFox
If they ticketed for other stuff, speeding would be of little issue.
gearhead
NJ has this. Failure to keep right. Wish FL had it.
jrellis462
Dilly dilly
GroundZer0
Amen.
seeklynx
As long as they ticket the tailgater too
Zugswang
They're cracking down on this in MA, but only catch the ones doing it accidentally. Real assholes just merge back once they pass the cop.
JosephMcCovery
We have a law like that in Alabama, just have to find a state trooper that actually gives a fuck about the law.
Excalibastard
In CO left lane is passing only and yes you will get pulled over if they catch you traveling in it
bakezzz
Just drove from rochester to albany and i can say without a doubt that all of NY would be poor if they did this.
Zugswang
Just sticking all the highway cops on I-90 could fund the entire state budget for a generation.
shush6
Fuck you. He's going 2mph under the speed limit.
thanatos777
He's causing traffic jams and in most places breaking the law (the left lanes are for passing).
cookiesnatcha
He's in the passing lane but not passing anyone. He's wrong.
Alexir
Found the red car
fr1080f
Start ticketing people who only travel in the left lane. Then tend cause congestion and block people who need to exit on left.
GenderEqualityIsAMyth
Exit on the left?
AmericanTimmy
I'm not sure about where else but there are some highest in Virginia where exits are the left lane
LeMou
Seattle has a few exits to the left on I-5. All others are to the right.
astrangehop
There are some weird state that have this. NH & conneticut in the northeast.
DarkBluePhoenix
CT resident here, can confirm we have quite a few left hand exits.
GreedyWildcard
Somewhat common for highway intersections. It costs a lot of money to build a proper stack interchange.
GreedyWildcard
They finally passed a law in Oklahoma making it an official ticketable offense. Not sure how much it’s being enforced so far though.
Saustino
It's illegal in Washington state and they did a big ad campaign to let people know it's illegal. Didn't accomplish a thing.
PeachZ90
Same goes in Texas. Hell, we have signs every few miles or so that the left lane is for passing only!
antman2988
1 Well many states have a law that enforces the left lanes as a passing lane only. If you're caught just sitting past even a short distance
tyrfin
Here in MA they sit in the left lane while right lane traffic passes them, while giving everyone dirty looks like "WTFFFFFF"
antman2988
You can be tickets. Unfortunately, in states like California it's treated as a fast lane where the speed limit doesn't even matter.
arkangelbb
That's effectively what it is because there are so many slower cars that need to be passed, more effective just to stay in the fast lane.
antman2988
Gotta love our society these days.
antman2988
Post in general. Just goes to show how many people break the law on a daily basis and don't give a fuck.
antman2988
Except 99 percent of the people in the fast lane are typically breaking the law. I love all of the downvotes on this
herp0de0derp
It's not being forced enough in OK. They interviewed folks on the news after it passed and people said that their taxes pay for both sides
herp0de0derp
Of the road so they could drive on any side they wanted. SMH.
JosephMcCovery
Lol. I should use that one day.
Beartornado
Their taxes can pay for lost productivity on delayed traffic when they get pulled over.
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FirstStepsIntoPoland
most places allow you to temporarily go over the limit to pass
Shewy92
My driving handbook sayid to speed up about 5-10 mph to pass and drop back down to your initial speed.
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Shewy92
Not if the other car is going under the speed limit
kamakaziK
I seem to remember Idaho only allowing a 4mph over pass limit. And I thought that was stupid and unsafe.
cookiesnatcha
It's fine to exceed the speed limit to pass. You kinda have to...physics.
ashackatak
You don’t “have to” if they are going slower than the speed limit, so no physics doesn’t support your statement.
MDAlchemist
If you need to exceed the speed limit to pass, chances are shouldn't be passing in the 1st place.
poopMagnet
In MN you’re allowed 10 mph over the limit to pass. So you’re wrong.
Walfas
Do you really think you can safely pass someone who is going 5mph under the limit while remaining under the limit?
MDAlchemist
Depending on the circumstances yes, and if you can't then you shouldn't be passing.
cookiesnatcha
Well if you don't accelerate to pass, you get this rolling roadblock pictured above. Which is dangerous.
MDAlchemist
That only occurs if you are going the same speed as the car you're paying, in which case why are you passing?
ferristriangle
It's not a roadblock, it's just everyone going the speed limit.
Tovarish1013
Wrong, it's actually dangerous not to exceed the speed limit while passing.
MDAlchemist
Bullshit, if you can't safely pass while going the speed limit you shouldn't be passing.
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
to pass in the first place. Which is a bunch of bullocks in the first place because who just "does" the speed limit.
IspellBananasbysingingGwenStefani
He's not saying that you should pass the speed limit to pass but that if your intentions are to do the speed limit then you shouldnt need
DropDeadFread
People are so oblivious when they drive it's rediculous. Is it really that hard to see a car coming up on you in the rearview mirror?
Kjseek
Yeah it way too hard especially when you are looking at your cell phone instead of the road
7thor8thcaw
Preach!!
AlwaysUpVoteGSD
I had an ex who would speed up on someone then ride right on their butt. My opinion...you can see you're going faster, so go around them!
AGreatNameForARockBand
And some people are oblivious when they spell.
SkylarCalder
well yeah. they would have to loo away from the phone to do that
someguy7734206
I've seen a car parked in a covered public garage once whose rear window was completely covered in snow. Only the windshield was clean.
ARNJ
I just straight up honk at them. Wake up you are on the road pay attention, this is too dangerous a task to do it with out thinking.
antman2988
Or maybe just don't speed so much? That would be lovely.
twohearteddoctor
Flash your high beams its safer and kinder in my opinion
evergreenyankee
Honking should only be used to signal that you intend to pass the person if they do not move over after flashing your lights at them
evergreenyankee
And remember, your car lights work in the day time too.
ARNJ
Not in Australia, every where else I have been uses honking to indicate they are going to overtake. Here it’s exclusively an aggressive act.
DaDisser
Its a shame. Too often i drive with someone and notice how they hare no idea whats going on around them...like they are actually retarded.
Starwulf99
I'm not going to go over the speed limit to pass someone just to save you a few seconds. You can wait till I pass doing the speed limit.
pacobedejo
It's usually minutes.
Starwulf99
It doesn't take minutes for me to pass a vehicle, and unless you're driving 100mph+, you won't be slowed down significantly.
Starwulf99
And hell, if you're driving 100mph+, I'll just be seeing you on the side of the road with a cop ticketing you anyways, lol.
Starwulf99
I do however stay in the right lane for the majority of my time on any interstate, so I'm likely not the person annoying people, but still,
Starwulf99
If I'm doing 70 in a 70, passing a trucker going 65, and you come up real fast behind me, riding my ass isn't going to get me to move any
Starwulf99
damn faster.
MrAcceptable
Really doesn't matter to many people who believe they own the lane they're in until their exit comes up.
Upvoter2000x
I pay more for that road that 90% of the population. I'll drive in whatever lane I goddamn please.
cookiesnatcha
Lol
thedarkcanuck
Most people don't even look in their mirrors
SavageRancor
This
TechnicallyRight
Wait, what mirrors?
JosephMcCovery
Especially when they have their phone bolted to the side of their head. Almost pasted a woman in a FX35, because she didn't even look.
evergreenyankee
The other day we had people stopping at a yellow flashing light. They'e both oblivious AND don't know the rules of the road. I can't wait
evergreenyankee
for automated vehicles, as much as I love to drive it will be a welcome comfort to not have to worry about the shitty drivers.
fr1080f
Too many people think the left lane is for driving faster than everyone else for as long as you feel like it.
johnfsfrank
At least they're not holding up traffic.
lronMaiden
Left lane = passing line.
DreadCarcass
If im doing 80 and passing people and you want to ride my bumper cause im not letting you pass to do 95 thats a you problem
pacobedejo
You're a dangerous cunt.
DreadCarcass
In this example im passing people in the passing lane, the dangerous cunt would be the tailgater
pacobedejo
Safe passing is a 10 second affair, at most. Longer and it's unsafe. If you won't go >2mph faster than the person you're passing, don't pass
DropDeadFread
Why does it matter to you if someone wants to pass you while you're going 80? Just move over. Simple.
DreadCarcass
Have you driven on american highways? Alot of times if you slow down to move between semis going 68 you get stuck there
ICameInLikeAJingleBell
Yeah but in that case it's better to be the bigger man. You're just creating more risk because you "technically right*. Not worth it. Also..
ICameInLikeAJingleBell
Once you let them pass you now have a rabbit. Let them be an asshole and get a speed ticket.
DaDisser
You are correct. Less dangerous to just move. The person obv has no idea what they are doing. Let them hurt themselves not you.