dronetalker

23043 pts · August 15, 2013


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When they put out the free samples at Costco

Points 19
Comments 6
Views 900

When your spelling is so bad that autocorrect can’t even begin helping you.

Points 6
Comments 3
Views 508

When you ask for extra hot sauce and the kid at Taco Bell gives you two.

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 341

When you are in the drive thru and they tell you the item you want is sold out but you’re fat, hungry and stuck in line so you just order something you hate and eat it anyway.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 219

Sweaty Tesla coils

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 320

That moment when you realize that Emo Philips had Emo hair and played a guy that cut himself back in the year 1989.

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 1178

Not Grrific news.

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 188

“Actually, it’s Brian spelled with a y”

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 318

When I'm reading an article about Amy Schumer and I realize that I am reading an article about Amy Schumer.

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 344

When someone says they have free donuts in the break room.

Points 14
Comments 19
Views 760

When someone says they have ice cream in their trunk.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 499

This is no joke.

Points 0
Comments 1
Views 155

When your comment outranks the original post.

Points 3
Comments 3
Views 213

Dad jokes.

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 298

Words on a picture

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 982

When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 799

When they ask me to contribute to the group discussion at work.

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 419

Dad jokes.

Points 5
Comments 3
Views 282

When I get a little over zealous with the Tapatio on my breakfast burrito.

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 304

When you can't read the punchline on the thumbnail image so you click it.

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 5503

You don’t need no alibi

Points 31
Comments 6
Views 1385

An apt metaphor for my success.

Points 8
Comments 2
Views 422

When you're serious about preventing diabeetus.

Points 2
Comments 2
Views 0

When my wife says" "There is some leftover pizza on the counter if you want it."

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 2

Doin' a set of beam me ups!

Points 40
Comments 3
Views 986

"Does the label say gluten free?"

Points 14
Comments 6
Views 1

RIP in peace.

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 0

I wanna sex u up.

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 691

2 Fast 2 Furious: an Action/Comedy/Drama/Horror film

Points 64
Comments 8
Views 723

when you think that you're close with your black friend but you play it safe just in case.

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 938

Deal with it.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 2

"Don't be cross with me." -god

Points 1
Comments 0
Views 4

I better make sure the trunk is locked.

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 3

One does not simply find the perfect GIF

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 84

MFW I encounter an asshole customer.

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 154

When I'm riding high with confidence.

Points 23
Comments 13
Views 113

When you are trying to solve a difficult crossword and elect to ask the room for help. 

Points 1
Comments 2
Views 321

Bitch stole my look.

Points 9
Comments 22
Views 445

When you're playing a videogame and you walk into a big empty room filled with guns and ammo.

Points 10
Comments 2
Views 458

When you are within 100 points of glorious status and you lose your ability to make an interesting post.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 98

When my wife implores me to save some of the pizza for later.

Points 1371
Comments 74
Views 20602

When someone splits their comment and only part 1 gets upvoted and part 2 gets swallowed into the abyss.

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 286

only 468,000 miles on it too!

Points 9
Comments 2
Views 27

Before Netflix and chill there was Evian and Golden Girls.

Points 27
Comments 4
Views 297

When you click on an image so that you can covertly look at a picture of a scantily clad woman in the preview tile.

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 298

All the amazing things Kanye West has ever done.

Points 113
Comments 21
Views 100

When my child asks me what happens after you die.

Points 9
Comments 3
Views 160

When I'm getting back into the gym after a long break.

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 3079

When someone wants to show me their new phone.

Points 67
Comments 7
Views 927

When someone serves me Vegan food.

Points 14
Comments 7
Views 224

Mom's spaghetti.

Points 8
Comments 5
Views 5104

His wit was met with a smattering of applause.

Points 40
Comments 9
Views 126

I am a factory for lame jokes.

Points 28
Comments 3
Views 53

When you swipe your ATM card because you can't find your money but as the transaction is processing you find it in your other pocket.

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 416

When you're having a good time but a thought about your mortality slips in.

Points 14
Comments 5
Views 118

Happy Birthday Imgur...Since I joined this site.....

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 183

When someone tells me that they are a big Jack Johnson fan.

Points 15
Comments 5
Views 213
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