When they put out the free samples at Costco
When your spelling is so bad that autocorrect can’t even begin helping you.
When you ask for extra hot sauce and the kid at Taco Bell gives you two.
When you are in the drive thru and they tell you the item you want is sold out but you’re fat, hungry and stuck in line so you just order something you hate and eat it anyway.
Sweaty Tesla coils
That moment when you realize that Emo Philips had Emo hair and played a guy that cut himself back in the year 1989.
Not Grrific news.
“Actually, it’s Brian spelled with a y”
When I'm reading an article about Amy Schumer and I realize that I am reading an article about Amy Schumer.
When someone says they have free donuts in the break room.
When someone says they have ice cream in their trunk.
This is no joke.
When your comment outranks the original post.
Dad jokes.
Words on a picture
When your finger pokes through the toilet paper.
When they ask me to contribute to the group discussion at work.
Dad jokes.
When I get a little over zealous with the Tapatio on my breakfast burrito.
When you can't read the punchline on the thumbnail image so you click it.
You don’t need no alibi
An apt metaphor for my success.
When you're serious about preventing diabeetus.
When my wife says" "There is some leftover pizza on the counter if you want it."
Doin' a set of beam me ups!
"Does the label say gluten free?"
RIP in peace.
I wanna sex u up.
2 Fast 2 Furious: an Action/Comedy/Drama/Horror film
when you think that you're close with your black friend but you play it safe just in case.
Deal with it.
"Don't be cross with me." -god
I better make sure the trunk is locked.
One does not simply find the perfect GIF
MFW I encounter an asshole customer.
When I'm riding high with confidence.
When you are trying to solve a difficult crossword and elect to ask the room for help.
Bitch stole my look.
When you're playing a videogame and you walk into a big empty room filled with guns and ammo.
When you are within 100 points of glorious status and you lose your ability to make an interesting post.
When my wife implores me to save some of the pizza for later.
When someone splits their comment and only part 1 gets upvoted and part 2 gets swallowed into the abyss.
only 468,000 miles on it too!
Before Netflix and chill there was Evian and Golden Girls.
When you click on an image so that you can covertly look at a picture of a scantily clad woman in the preview tile.
All the amazing things Kanye West has ever done.
When my child asks me what happens after you die.
When I'm getting back into the gym after a long break.
When someone wants to show me their new phone.
When someone serves me Vegan food.
Mom's spaghetti.
His wit was met with a smattering of applause.
I am a factory for lame jokes.
When you swipe your ATM card because you can't find your money but as the transaction is processing you find it in your other pocket.
When you're having a good time but a thought about your mortality slips in.
Happy Birthday Imgur...Since I joined this site.....
When someone tells me that they are a big Jack Johnson fan.