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Jul 21, 2023 5:40 AM
Ilovetomakestuffup
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xizar
These people are really old.
Emjayen
I was worried it was going to be something like: https://redd.it/106bok9
hightechpirate
Emphasis on 'precious'
Twrecks123
Let your stalker bite it off your finger.
supercoolfresh
LenzKist74
AtsaMattaForMe
fatherted
Damn, these people are tall.
tangybreath
Thatd be a lowercase m
mumbojumbo29
Frodo was actually 33
AlGoonie
Can someone explain?
sorrybotsorry
I think Gandalf is closer to 20,000 years old.
KaptenN
Oh god. It took me so many LotR memes in the comments to get it. I was wondering why no one was commenting on the 2000-year-old friend. I figured that the 111-year-old was a dead relative and he got the ring many decades ago.
Trankia12
Well first thing you need to do is get your gardener to help you.
Blake242
Bonus points if his name is Westeron for "halfwit"
thedudeman519
Keep it secret. Keep it safe. It's funny. More time passed in the first two chapters of Fellowship than the entire rest of the books
Burke616
https://youtu.be/GiEQO77PV9Q
BosunMark
Give it back to the jeweler. He'll give you a sweet reward!
SolidAqua
Make him eat every carat...
yj5q4m5eab101
Celebrimbor?
narniasreal
Nice try!
Drix1942
No, you can trust him.
Qpnao
Yeah if you like total annihilation
Fhant
I accept death in all forms... OFF I GO!
CanadaDryGingerMale
Use Eagle Delivery Inc, to return it to the shop where it was made
shotty814
https://imgur.com/Tr6WZei.jpg
Lanaux
have I got a treat for you : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvCfOTHlFDM
doesntmatter
Bill is indeed the greatest
ProbablyNotMegatron
What business is it of mine what you do with your own things?
Somerandomoldguy
Return to manufacturer
Procrastinator57
Ask a wandering pyrotechnician for help.
borgmaster
It always bothered me the huge discrepancy between the book ages and the movie ages. They were just to old to go on an adventure. Take to mind i watched the movie first as a kid. Now that im older though if I had an uncle that sent me on a journey with a cursed artifact I wouldnt even bat an eye. Id take my 32m ass straight to Mordor with no more fucks to give.
VanillaJester
I'm pretty sure that Gandalf was older than 2,019 by the time the events of LotR happened.
vindik8or
His spirit was, but his crusty old scrotum wasn't.
Ein0r
Yet, after all why not? Why shouldn't you keep it?
Sakkura
Gandalf is much, much older than that. He's literally older than the world.
arkaboop
His physical form is just over 2,000 years old. As a Maiar he's around 24,000 give or take
Frazmatazz
Controversial take: I don't think anything edited and published posthumously should be considered canon.
Drix1942
I read an estimate somewhere that he could be up to 56,000 years old. Of course it's just an estimate based on different notes and letters by Tolkien so it depends which of his writings you find "more canon."
winternal
It is a gift
PlebGeneral
Listen here Legoland
OccamsToothbrush
Freely given.
Trankia12
tangybreath
Perfect
winternal
Trankia12
Drix1942
RocMage
Maybe you could find a friend to help you out.
reverendbonobo
Stuey1221
16bitStarbuck
ValaTheFox
AncientBreadcrumbs
Gestalt7
AncientBreadcrumbs
https://i.imgur.com/q9ihOXa
doctorId
doppelfisch
There it is.
MisterLemons
choink
Am i the only one who doesn’t get the units of M?
Frazmatazz
In online posts you often see like "my (23F) boyfriend (44M)" meaning the person asking is a 23 year old female with a 44 year old male boyfriend. Often they're asking advice on quite insane scenarios.
LuminoZero
Male.
choink
What is a 2019M?
LuminoZero
Gandalf
ZeroHonour
2019 year old male
WhellerNG
Frodo was actually 33 when Bilbo gave him the ring. There was a time skip of 17 years after Bilbo's 111th birthday party.
littlecoatfatguy
Yeah if Gandalf had been a bit quicker at the library, the trip to Mount Doom would’ve been a simple errand.
Odincdaj522004
He was delayed!
TemplarMuse
A wizard is never late nor is he early
littlecoatfatguy
Nah, if you read the books he was like 90% sure for a LOT of years. Worst case, they take an early and unopposed trip to Mount Doom and burn up a regular ring by mistake.
Aureal
Unopposed? Sauron wasn't openly active but definitely still around. He 'fled' Mirkwood and returned to Mordor during Bilbo's journey. Minas Tirith has been regularly clashing with his power for a long time- Minas Morgul became evil and was renamed long before that.
littlecoatfatguy
The Nine weren’t abroad yet.
baggypants12000
How many times can you trapse through Mordor with dud rings to yeet into a volcano before the locals get suspicious though?