NockLoose
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Seriously, I've been stuck on this fucker for like 2 hours.
Oct 13, 2017 2:32 AM
NockLoose
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197
Seriously, I've been stuck on this fucker for like 2 hours.
CaptGunpowder
Which monster?
NCRLoyalist
lordcaric
Promethianfire
Worst thing about Gwent: everything. Best thing about Gwent: you don't have to play a single round in order to finish the game.
DuckPanther88
Monster spotted inside my pants
loneknight116
i have a monster...in my pants.
Fieryatlas
AndreTheHunter
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ShadyC
Wood.................. *15 minutes later*... object...
MrAwful
Pewposterous
drksdrlife
I'm just going to sit here and pretend I have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. At all.
Nolimits5017
freehugsforeveryone
be careful what you wish for
MrAsstastic
How about the spider in my room , he watches me while I sleep waiting
vh12372
Imma save that... So i can use it... Later...
HankHell2400
Gwent MUST be the key to power; it was the ONLY thing I didn't do in White Orchard, and I was somehow weak to fucking EVERYTHING in Velen.
SunPraisingIntensifies
ObiWankChernobyl
Too m ch cleavage
BeesKneesJohanson
matthiasfactor
Khaleesi?
Chocorat
My left ball just jiggled ????
Sheepyhead
To break up the mundanity of all those crappy online trading card games we present to you: An online trading card game
skellyten
God damn it guess I'll turn Witcher 3 back on again oh and it's been a while I should start a new save too to refresh..
UpgradeCookie93
She can slay my monster
RaptaGzus
Pretty sure that LeeAnna Vamp
PervyGhandi
...............
Fizzledrizzle69
I can't stand Gwent. I really want to like it, but EVERYTIME I think I'm winning, BAM, I lose
Rystefn
I can't stand it because I can't stand it. But people love it for some reason I will never understand
Quasipickle
Go back to Velen and play the innkeepers & merchants. I used to hate it to, but it builds quickly once you get a few wins under your belt.
AngryMadmoth
Play Nilfgaard deck. If you can get a tie, you automatically win. ez pz
yoshi
git gud
NockLoose
Life simulator
MaurnaElegYiar
Always loved the dice poker game
Hendlton
I've only ever seen videos of people playing Gwent and I did my best to avoid it in the game. Finished most of the quests except for Gwent.
Fizzledrizzle69
My man
JudgeMentaI
Skellige deck with Cerys and 3 shieldmaidens. Starting hand with Cerys, make sure you have no shield maidens in your hand. Round one, play
JudgeMentaI
cerys, she'll summon the shield maidens, who will stack and give you a fuckton of points, opponent will concede the round. Round 2, concede
JudgeMentaI
round 3, 2 of your shield maidens will revive (free points), and play the rest of your hand. Boom, win
Hollabackgoat
Gwent is easy man, northern realms deck and just build something that logically makes sense. Hardest difficulty and ive lost one round 1/2
Hollabackgoat
Out of the last 50 or so. Use the siege bonus leader, siege unit cards, all heroes above 10 unless medic power. The 3 guys that double 2/3
Hollabackgoat
Add in dandelion and and another double card, add cards with special,powers like the 7 dragon that kills frontline. A single scorch, no 3/4
Hollabackgoat
Weather cards, and every spy you possibly have plus a decoy or two. My skellige deck is stacked as well
destinoz
More spy cards.
jhsuber
Skellige deck sucks - no spy cards at all in it so can only rely on the mysterious elf and dummies in case opponent uses spy cards
KnowmSaying
Skellige deck is the best. you pretty much always want to lose the first round and then win the next two
Confu33ed
YES. there are about 500 combos in it anyway so who needs spys?
jhsuber
Nilfgaard is my go-to. 4 spies, 3 dummies, 3 scorch (inc 7pt melee one), Dandelion, 4 medics (inc Yen), 2 archers (10pt); rest are heroes
Greymalum
Gwent?
NockLoose
Oh you sweet summer child
Diyamin
You lucky innocent man. Don't go down the rabbit hole.
yoshi
https://www.playgwent.com/en
Promethianfire
A card game in Witcher 3 that some people like. I hated it. Fortunately it's not at all a requirement to complete the game.
JCstormz
card game from witcher 3, they hoped on ccg train and made it a stand along card game.
TheePerfectComment
I've got a monster you can slay.
TehSeksyManz
You shouldn't talk about your mother like that
UncleVenoM
*Decapitates your dick with a sword*
MyNameIsntImportant
Mazel tov! Now that's a circumcision.
ChrisTravel
Yup. Another one here...
ThighMeatese
I've got a slay that you can monster. Wait what..
BaronVonUber
NockLoose
https://media.giphy.com/media/tnYri4n2Frnig/giphy.gif
Jakethesnake357
Wood screw. Clever
BigHop
MonoclesAndManacles
Well wood you look at that...
vh12372
But what about the bolts?! These fuckers are rare!
Choopsha
This is gold
Hatedbyeveryone
No it’s wood
NockLoose
https://img.memecdn.com/wait-good-point_o_1144675.jpg
CountAiight
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CountAiight
rafaelfy
wood peg? >_>
CountAiight
Wood pound
yoshi
nice pushup bra
probshouldntsayitbut
TheOtherOneWithTheHair
Nobody cares, that's the least of what she's got going on
CoolGuyCoolDude
That's 70% of female cosplayers for you
Faradayerdeniz
you mean 85,2%
turtburgs
I made her a lesbian in my game. She gave me a lezzy vibe...in a good way
Saukkonen
Wait, what? You can do that? Started the game about a week ago (yay sick leave!)
Rystefn
Kind of. She's bi in the books, and you can have that side come out more or not at all.
vauhtihirmu
You have a LOOOOOONG way ahead of you, at least if you wish to do all the side quests. Which are mostly worth it, so go for it! :)
Saukkonen
1) So I've heard, loved it so far so I'm gladly diving in! Already anxious about the fact that it's going to end eventually, but...
Saukkonen
2) ...then there's always the DLC, which is apparently pretty amazing too ;)
NockLoose
Aww, its like when Frodo first got the ring. No idea of the journey that lay head.
Luxemburgerli
She is lesbian in the books. So it‘s alright.
turtburgs
That's awesome! Had no idea. I feel like I did the right thing
ItsDonJon
More Bi i think.
DelaysAction
Believe I read somewhere that she is more on the bisexual side in the books so the choice in W3 is pretty much as you want it to be.
TheJonatron
So friendzoning that dude was purely disinterest then... huh.
DelaysAction
That may be the most realistic choice you can make...