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The Steakhouse Conspiracy
May 26, 2016 11:15 AM
HuntingButcher
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JesikaAlice
That moment when the post has 666 up votes and you don't wanna upvote
SassyCommentMaker
Hey! I live one block from E!
ArcaneLucario
Not only is the Walmart in the center, its the supercenter. thats like 2 center. 2 center 2 evil
ASmallSockFullOfSNAKES
EchoesOfWinter
I work at a Walmart. Can confirm.
asheslikesnow
Lol I work at Walmart
Idunnolel
i dont see the part they zoomed in on on the map though, e. baseline road doesnt have a curved road above it
SilentMic
Those Australians weren't kidding around when they said they're the land down under...
dirtmop
I live in the upper portion of the pentagram
IllpunchUinyourGrundle
UnicornEyeball
This isn't true anymore sadly. The Outback on Chandler recently closed!
PandaBaller
Pentagrams made of outback steak houses is a rare medium that's well done.
inkbot
It looks to me that the middle is about Cooper and Guadalupe. There is a costume shop there called Enchanted Wardrobe.
CrazedDroolingDonna
So it's the gateway to Narnia, instead.
Cranksta
Fun fact, during a con in PHX, Mark Sheppard asked a 7yr old kid what he thought of PHX. He responded, straight faced, "It's hell."
CaptainSpaceShark
It's a city-wide transmutation circle
Messyart
Gate to hell in the middle of a town? Sorry fandoms, Buffy did it first
drakorio
Panty and Stocking anyone?
g1fc0mm3nts
Ninjadel
I say this everytime this is reposted. I live right next to that walmart
HesGotTwoFirstNames
That's a clean burning hell, I tell you hwat.
claybert
I'm freaking the fuck out right now. I can see this gif on mobile without clicking it! Normally I can't see gifs at all
spiritualbeingonahumanjourney
God I love a perfect reaction gif. Take this my friend. I must go.
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GraysonHunt
Can i buy a horse to take me to the front page with it?
vinylspear
Outback Steakhouse and sugar free gummy bears = Nope
slipvyne
I can see my house from here. Can confirm true. Was at walmart gate to hell section yesterday.
ActuallyLucifer
I love you too.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
It's a transmutation circle, they're gonna turn you all into philosophers stones.
BardicLasher
celestedrake
Nah, Philosopher Steaks.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Their sinister plan is to use the stone create high grade ribeye steaks from dirt. Thus allowing them to lower costs and increase profits.
SickumRickum
I'd try it. There's no wait.
celestedrake
I'll give you mine. I did major in Philosophy... And I am beef-intolerant, so can't eat them.
tanner77
Pentagrams were actually a protection against evil anciently. It's just in the modern world we have misunderstood it's use and meaning.
drakorio
Lacks a circle around it. That would make a pentacle you're probably thinking about.
CitrusTsunami
Hail Satan :3
Krvelas
Now I know why neighborhood sucks
Clancy117
No you ain't going to Walmart Bobby! Walmart is da devil!
SupaCabra
as a phonecian, yeah it's hot as hell right there... and everywhere else
djice777
Why do they call you guys phonecians. Like being called a Phoenix would be dope asf
SupaCabra
hey I agree. but phonecian also sounds like we're ready to march on Rome at any moment
tacolandslide
I'm pretty sure a pentagram has to be upside down.
FenrirGundam
Depends on persepctive... could vertically flip it, and itd be upside down :3
ChloeRed
You could look at it from the POV of the southern hemisphere? :)
parkinglotsushi
Currently in Phoenix, can confirm, is hell.
axiomatik
It's not even hot today...
parkinglotsushi
I wasn't talking about the weather
freePeterNincompoop
hey, it's getting better! ...I mean, yeah downtown is getting swarmed with hipsters, but I'd rather go there than Tempe/Scottsdale any day!
Moonsaber
It was a pretty mild day today.
Memefraud
That's the Walmart I shop at weekly.. GO EAST VALLEY!
Edwin0529
Same but usually for swimming trunks since I tend to forget mine.
thatpissedginger
Easy vally rep!
TheComradeStalin
This isn't funny , I live in that star... Oh fuck man
dirtmop
Same haha. Off Stapely and University.
SassyCommentMaker
Same. Live next to E.
abullnamedferdinand
That's my Walmart too. Go eat at Eklectic Pie on the same corner, it's great.
thatpissedginger
Tru
Memefraud
MAN I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE ONLINE THAT ARE SORT OF IN MY SAME CIRCLE OF LIFE, I LOVE ME SOME PIZZA
experiment91
I'm gunna go try Eklectic Pie today and if it's not great I'm coming back here to scold you.
abullnamedferdinand
I'll be waiting. On here... not at Eklectic Pie, that would be weird.
SassyCommentMaker
I WANNA GO!! Must go tomorrow!
abullnamedferdinand
We could almost arrange a mini meet up. That's scary though
SassyCommentMaker
Last year, I was talking to a girl from AZ on here and through conversation, we found that we were in the buildings next to each other.
realmdweller
Or if you draw a line from point to point in clockwise order you'll get a pentagon. Hail Geometry.
pmmedemboobies
Or you could connect them all and get a Peterson graph
AxelBeingCivil
Do both and you get a pentacle!
OverpricedCrayon
But if you put point B on Gilbert you wouldn't have a pentagram
Coolasslife
or counter clockwise! Coincidence? Hail Geometry
Earan
*anti-clockwise
Coolasslife
where I am from, counter-clockwise is the correct form
CrazedDroolingDonna
Widdershins!
realmdweller
TheComradeStalin
I live in that star, it's even scarier for me because I chose the name CrowIey. This shit you can't make up
LeeOwnE
I'm perfectly happy living just north of that...
IAmNotASkeleton
What went on in your head?
hashomerachianochi
I think he talked to the dead.
TheComradeStalin
I'm gonna bring about the apocalypse haha
PossiblyYourMother
Pretty casual for a guy stuck in a demon trap