10 minutes after I decide to eat healthy
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8
1580
Spok's Brain
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5
336
I can resist everything except temptation
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8
11738
I'm not even sorry.
20
4
152
...But why July 29th?
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0
208
When I'm doing my best to cope with a shitty situation
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65
184717
Göhl, Germany
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2
42
That just raises further questions!
9
4
134608
One of my favorite lines
42
17
1946
The comment section is going to be a trainwreck.
9
10
611
I'm a piece of shit.
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33
82
Is this too subtle?
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3
174
Ee'dplebnista norkohn forkohn perfectunun
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1015
MRW my shit's on fire, yo
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2
27119
Today was my Cake Day. This is my cat.
13
5
191
If you can read this, you don't need it.
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0
130
Door dings after leaving my car in long term parking at the airport.
7
0
305
When I watch the sequel to a movie before the original
21
3
134
At least I think I'm funny.
17
17
14
Life finds a way
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3325
She and I had... Chemistry together
9
3
77
Can you name three things America has given to the world?
0
66
127
Born to be wild
2
2
245
No title
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4
282
Garden hose can't melt steal beams?
7
5
58
Last month my best friend received a heart transplant.
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90
1741
When I'm waiting for OP to deliver
14
2
213
Happy Friday the 13th!
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5
50
But that's just my opinion.
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8
90
Why I respond to serious questions with Futurama references
18
5
52
And why should I care?
2
13
198
X-Mans Oranges: Wolferine
13
7
313
I say William Shakespeare had the right idea.
13
3
146
I found a shop that sells bundles of sticks
2
1
44
Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used
7
6
118
I'm not even sorry.
15
4
58
So my ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.
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19
146
My ex-girlfriend just got engaged to a woman.
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773