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Apr 18, 2018 1:05 AM
DPunicorn
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EDIT: still doing fp requests? B00ty and b00by
Issues420916
Mr owl ate my metal worm.
Ksellc73
I'll take your word for it.
GTimgur
Not spelling it damnit is a crime against humanity.
Daeryn
Am i the only one checking each comment to see if it's a clever palindrome ?
damnallthegoodnamesaretaken
Cool. But it's still a poem, didn't read it.
Flyndaran
Skillful, but it's still gibberish.
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
Bitch please. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Su_Hui%27s_Star_Gauge
dingofdong
Weird Al has a song called "Bob" which is written entirely in palindromic lines https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAfIikFnvuI
RockFlagNEagle
For the hip-hop fans. Prince Ea - backwards rappers
FellaWithUmbrella
Saippuakivikauppias
MaxReboBand
He will always be ice bear to me
sleepingismysport
Ice Bear approves of this comment
zerovanity59
If I read it backward, the spaces are in the wrong locations and the letters are facing the wrong way; So, no, it is not the same.
NickRivieraMD
to go by your rules would make a dull read. these are typically the rules for something like this. E.g. "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama."
NickRivieraMD
If anything, making a palindrome that can arrange into different words backwards is more challenging, and certainly more fun to read.
CrunchyOverCreamy
I’m not racist, but this was a solid poem.
Hurry
But that wasn't racist at all??
CrunchyOverCreamy
I know. I said I’m not racist. You never listen.
w0ntoan
I is the middle letter in "still if I fill". Also, "a man" should be just "man", otherwise there would be an error. I'm bored.
bodaciousbum
I've always enjoyed his stand-up routines, but I really wish his show was better.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
check out "Demetri Martin finds Clearification" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4b2QNnVrY0
StaticSnowSounds
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog
KnightWang
How the absolute fuck do you even go about writing something like this? This poem is beyond impressive.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Check out the Oulipo writers and other similar constraint-based literature. Georges Perec in particular has done some amazing stuff.
FriskyDing0
Shouldn't that be, "Oh, to be man, a sin" instead of "Oh, to be 'a' man, a sin"? Feel like it was mistranscribed.
Arrr2Dtoo
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama
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SmashingBrickCastration
Da fuk?
catrov
A dog, a plan, a canal - Pagoda!
fundubentalist
poem (by Julian Tuwim) being two poems: in polish and french https://img8.demotywatoryfb.pl//uploads/201410/1414502933_7vvoyr_600.jpg
qussow
Dude's in his 40s.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
So weird, huh?
AReallyBakedTurtle
The poem is not a perfect palindrome, there is an A missing between the m and e in “sin is a name”
UncleGus
I noticed this too, but I think it's a typo. "oh to be man, a sin" rather than "oh to be A man, a sin"
mcguik2
I think its meant to be "oh to be man, a sin", not "oh to be a man"
Smayds
I thought this guy's name was Smellborp.
Unclemuscles09
His show was literally hit or miss. Half of his jokes were comical, the others were absolutely terrible. Still got on TV tho so no bad?
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
comedy central has picked up some dumpster fires. but you’re right, it wasn’t too bad for the few weeks it was on.
ColonelHunterGathers
He looks like Big Head
METAAAAAAAAAL
For a second I thought it was Big Head.
buddbilly
How do you expect me to respect something that didn’t even mention “Taco Cat?”
thesplashingblumpkins
on the subject of Taco, did anyone else think the thumbnail was Jon Lajoie and then think "hey. That isn't a palindrome"?
uptaco
Cat.
GenerallyKenobi
pu
misturchips
TACOCAT!!!!!!
EnjoyWhatYouWant
What about "A butt tuba"
heyheyheylisten
Not a single “race car” either
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I feel ya.
mrgallaghers1
Or Race Car. That’s my favourite
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
You called?
CharlamagneThaGod
TheDairyPope
or dogfood lid.
daddyslittlesizequeen
Saw him once. Was fucking hilarious. Nearly laughed my tits off
ThatguythatsaysTHEEdumbestShit
Plot twist....it's a dude...and he's talking about his tits
TheScummiestFuckingFlowerBoy
Guys have tits
SnarkyOstrich
Congrats on keeping the tits
AnOvernightSnuggleTherapySession
Username checks out
PandaLove8
I must have laughed my tits off years ago. I wish I could find them.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
From one kinky size queen to another, hi! ~waves~
daddyslittlesizequeen
Hi!
Beardedagentman
But...they're ok...right?
purdhapley
They ded
daddyslittlesizequeen
I mean, I like to think so
bwendan
What ever happened to that guy? He was getting really popular like 8 years ago and it seemed like he just vanished.
orp0piru
He became a cosmologist. https://youtu.be/uhIXD9Bjhec?t=4m30s
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
because his material got tired and he couldn’t do anything new bedside the “omg i’m so awkward but kinda clever,” routine.
daneedoo
he does voice acting
SirReginaldFeatherbottomIII
He had a tv show too. It's called "Important Things". I believe there are a few seasons.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
from IMDB: "Untitled Demetri Martin Comedy Special (TV Movie) (post-production) 2018"
choochoooooooooo
I will be in that audience! Look for me!
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
Post-Production.
choochoooooooooo
Yea, I'm in the audience, it was shot in 2017. I DONT NEED TO IMPRESS YOU. Look for me though.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
What do you look like? Was it good?
ibringthezahs
Damn, and I thought I was the shit with “race car”
TheVapeCrusader
Taco cat
yummmmm
faded af
TheVapeCrusader
Lonely Tylenol
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
You called?
EnjoyWhatYouWant
It's all about "A butt tuba"
dingofdong
Race fast, safe car / Now I see bees I won
necrojoe
Nurse I spy gypsies run! Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo. Too hot to hoot.
dingofdong
Lisa Bonet ate no basil, Warsaw was raw, Was it a car or a cat I saw?
necrojoe
No nine men interpret? Nine men, I nod.
dancfontaine
Holy fuck can we be friends?
necrojoe
They are lyrics to Weird Al's song, "Bob".Brilliant video. You should watch it.
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
I’m just pissed that palindrome is not a palindrome. So much disappointment.
Kuriboh39
You can pretend it is if ya don't know how to read!
skipnick
Emordnilap is the name for a word that is a different word backwards. So emordnilap is an emordnilap for palindrome
Lichelf
Emordnilap is not in any dictionary. It was made up by some guy on Tumblr.
skipnick
Careful when you use the word any because Urban Dictionary is still a dictionary
boeingUbiquitous
AngryMadmoth
spooky, scary snoteleks...
Kroesus
https://media.giphy.com/media/tN8kWAYuBfQBy/giphy.gif
moop2000
I, Palindrome, I
arphaSleepWrecker
Also the poem is not perfect at all.
arphaSleepWrecker
1 it s not a poem. 2 not everything is a palindrome
Apostraphie1217
rum tin
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
"On mail let it in" "I rise my bed on a sun, I melt" "I piss" Wtf is this bullshit.
superbest
Haha what a total palindrome
ImSorryFriend
Indeed. Not every descriptive word is autological.
didgeboy287
Correct, a number are heterological
AlkeneThiol
Shut up you homological
teh0khardic
And while we're at it, why the hell is "abbreviation" so goddamn long?
MrAppendixX
Just abbr. it
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Whereas "long" is actually pretty short.
HumanVector
But emordnilap is a word!
Zreen
@emordnilap
DrabEmordnilap
Hello!
DrabEmordnilap
I have been summoned D:
ISayFuckAllTheTime
No. It's fucking not.
TheTinyBear
Not yet, but if everyone keeps using it, and often, it would be. So use it as much as you can!
likehelly
it isn't actually a word with any real meaning.
SomeCrazyNerd
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/emordnilap/ not exactly. It may become one at this rate but...
BananaAddedForScale
Which is the definition of a word, that when spelled backwards translates to another word. Neat
jimmyhowlett
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/emordnilap
badgersbadgerswedontneednostinkinbadgers
Thank you. It takes more than a few people who use, and really only when this issue arises, a word for it to pass into official use.
xXJoshXx
An example is dessert and stressed, so therefore 'palindrome emordnilap' is a palindrome enpordnilap!
SomeCrazyNerd
That word was literally made up for a conversation on Tumblr that went exactly like this. It's like you're enacting some ridiculous play.
MrBabaKing
"emordnilap palindrome" is an emordnilap palindrome btw.
forcedusertocomment
was looking for this comment
whatispants
Well if the meaning doesn't change, it's just a palindrome, no?
BananaAddedForScale
iAmAlt
I swear I see this same comment thread every time this is posted <3
SBSP129
Deja Vu
NeilTysonsAstrophysics
I have seen this phenomenon before but I’ve never seen this palindrome post before so I’m glad it happens :)
stfleming1
It's not recognized as a word.
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
But "Yolo" is?
brotherblue
...yet
McHeroGamer
It is in dictionary.com
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
It definitely isn’t, I just checked so thanks for that. Emordnilap doesn’t follow general rules for constructing words in English 1/2
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
And it doesn’t have a root language, so the word would never be constructed. It was made up by the dude who said all that dumb shit. 2/2
DrabEmordnilap
Haters gonna hate D:
michealangleo
Actually so long as you can understand what it means; its a word. Dictionarys observe language as its used. They dont comment on it
tehflan
Not by big dictionary, maybe. But we can't just let the powers that be decide what words we can or can't use. Free your mind, brother.
ShinySephiroth
Frindle
CactusFantastic0
Big pharma pales in comparison to big dictionary.
stfleming1
Big paliento is a close third
Shitsngigs
How do 8 people downvote this?
brovahkiin666
They tap/click the little down arrow
lynnluna
How is that not a recognized word but “bootylicious” made it into the Webster’s dictionary?
SomeCrazyNerd
Not enough common use.
RobertNAdams
Put "emordnilap" on Miley Cyrus' ass with some body paint and we'll talk.
ohmegatron
Common usage. There's just not enough people saying emordnilap.
DrabEmordnilap
I'm doing my best here.
TheTinyBear
If we all use it, it will be recognised! Use it, Imgur peeps!
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Merriam-Webster is a fucking joke. I just looked up some random words that popped into my head: Bi-erasure, kyriarchy, mustelid, ...
FiftyShadesOfArugula
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