ImSorryFriend

23771 pts ยท October 20, 2015


I seem to clarify this fairly often, but masturbation doesn't mean self-pleasure. It means hand-based pleasure. If I stroke you off, that's masturbation. If you get off by riding your exercise bike with a dildo attached to the seat, that's not masturbation. If your toys are hand-powered, that's still probably considered masturbation, but that's about as far as you can stretch it before you're misusing the term. In case I was not clear enough, I'm a pedantic wanker.

12th favourite: man shoots water balloons

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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay

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Fryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Prequel memes, prequel memes everywhere

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Train rails make rain trails

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Waffle falling over

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I made this.

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three and a half hours late to cake day... let's just do this

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It's important that we remember this happened

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Cake day, take two

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Spinny bits

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Are they even different?

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L'heure has come, friends

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MRW I see a hilarious post I've never seen but then I see @repoststatistics in the comments with a 5-star repost

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