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(originally posted by @AuntieCoddswaddle on 2022-10-08 02:13:35)
Oct 7, 2023 7:00 AM
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WWDD?
(originally posted by @AuntieCoddswaddle on 2022-10-08 02:13:35)
betwitched
Dolly is amazing! She sleeps for like 4-5 hours a night, starts working at like 3am every day. She’s a superhuman
TastyBrainMeats
She is wonderful... But it's awful that other people can hoard as much or more as she's got, and do nothing with it to help other people. The existence of rich people is a problem.
gingersnapdragon
When you know real poverty growing up you don't forget. I'm an atheist but I wholeheartedly believe that Dolly is a saint who walks among us.
PoliticalWanderer
Dolly is a treasure and we should all appreciate her. It would be awfully nice though to have a system that works and doesn't depend on individual do gooders or kids go without.
CeruleanSky1988
we had parent made costumes that were like 10 years old...
OrionKaelin
"Saint Parton" or "Saint Dolly"?
Doismellbacon
How do we send this to Dolly? I'm certain she knows, but I want her to know that we know!!
Sayagain
Time to watch that Oriville episode again.
Ploty
She enjoys to support educational music projects. A good example that not all rich are egoists
Chobbsy
As one of the 10's of peoples on earth not from the US, Dolly is IMHO the best example of the storied American archetype. Dolly can so Dolly does...it"s not about her. It's the lack of braggadocio, her empathy, her understanding of the rising tide...etc. Sometimes my dudes, you guys be scary. Kinda hope your average folk have the Dolly mindset.
Stan over.
Fidregore
At our school it was Barry Manilow! Though I don't get the impression that was a standard thing, he was just a nice guy with money who read in the paper that all our instruments got stolen. Who happened to also be Barry Manilow!
werrywerry
Can't we just send her after the repubs? They can't touch her!
zylokun
I love you Dolly
certainlynotaserialkiller
if she was from the middle east the christans would nail her to a cross.
ballsoutflyer
Depressingly accurate.
Brettnetuk
EMHPicardo
fuckbeans
I love how she intentionally leans into both her sex appeal and her heart, while not invalidating either and being the bad-ass wonder she is. Fuck yeah, Dolly!
stilloldbull
Whenever I start to lose all faith in humanity I make myself think of Dolly Parton.
Rogahar
I think Dolly Parton is the only example of a Good Billionaire - on the grounds that if she wasn't an unstoppably generous philanthropist who habitually uses huge amounts of her wealth to benefit others, she could almost certainly be a billionaire by now. Instead, though, she insists on helping others so she's never had that much at any one time.
Ghlargh
She realized there is a limit to the amount of money she can use herself, and everything will be better if more people are happy.
khopesh87
So... can we just admit that the woman is a living Saint? Or do we have to wait for her to start walking on water?
snrsquishy101
Iv seen nothing but love and admiration for Parton so I think she's regarded as a Saint already
mm2k
“I will always love you” catapulted her to sainthood already.
SavageDrums
She's better than a saint. Her magic is real.
onecowboytoo
I don't know about walking on water, but she does have two floatation devices.
PorneliusHubertII
Id rather coin a new term, and not relate her to an organization responsible for so much hurt and strife in the world. I will just say she is a Doll.
Rivalyn
There's no need to coin a new term. The word you want is Philanthropist.
rerickson5133
She's better than most saints.
apollo1kitten1
*ALL, fixed the typo for ya, have a good one
MatthewBecker
Turned down the hightest civilian award three times
Bunnies007
Because two of those offers came from Trump, Republicans took that personally and she is now discussed on Breitbart's comments boards as though she is some kind of traitor. The first time she turned it down was because her husband was ill and she didn't want to leave him, the second time was because of lockdown. None of this matters. She snubbed Trump and is now a communist traitor.
Christx30
My love for her just went from a 10 to a 50.
Higure
Ackshyually, no one can become a saint until after they have passed.
trigonman3
Ackshyually, it's all made up and we can change the rules as we please.
mcglirkymeow
Just like religion does. Cool!
Higure
But at the moment, the official rules say "no".
TheDildoOfConsequences
I'm pretty sure she'd be buoyant anyway, although it might not be her feet that kept her afloat.
MoonPieTown
A joke she would even approve of...because she is awesome like that as well
Halflived