Sand in a bottle

Jul 19, 2017 4:40 PM

Sand in a bottle.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BWu-6bdHVnL

Fake.

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How does one go about realizing that this is their calling and that they're actually good at it? Seems so random, but cool!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll take mine shaken, not stirred

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That's amazing and I could never get one because I'd be afr

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Big deal I see those at the beach all the ti........ohhhhh

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At first I was like "wahh da..." then I realized "ahhh it's some art shit"

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Bit grainy.

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I'll give you 50p for it.

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Some people have wayyyyyy too much time on their hands.

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now give it a good shake

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I took an art class in college, once. Failed it.

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Is my ice coffee ready yet?

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"I got a jar of di-irt, I got a jar of di-irt, and guess what is inside it?"

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Okay, that's really cool.

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I've never had blue sand in my butt crack.

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Damn hippies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wouldn't it be quicker to just paint the outside of the bottle?

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Becoming this kind of artist takes grit.

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Oh Ya! Well I can wipe my own ass.

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-that girl, probably

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WTF HOW YOU GET THIS GOOD?

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That thing called "practice".

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This was far more impressive than I initially thought it was going to be

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Tbh, I thought he was creating sand inside a bottle

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Yeah, I was going to say I've done that before, but not anywhere near as well as this guy.

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And I'm just sitting here masturbating.

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Get some paper and an easel and start recording

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Give a couple twists while you're at it.

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I hope you're as talented as that guy.

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I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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Need help?

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The more the merrier

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Using a bottle of sand as usual I hope?

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That's how my pa and his pa before him did it.

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How can you type and masturbat . . . HEY, wait a minute!!! It does tricks?

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Yours doesn't?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. she replied sadly. so sad, she couldnt even use correct punctuation

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I'm ashamed how long it took me to realize that was a mirror behind the bottle...

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I totally did not notice that until I read your comment

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Wait what

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I thought he was reaching a long way over to put sand in the bottle

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Well, I didn't realize it until I read your comment. Good job, smartiepants!

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You, me and everyone else.

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I thought it was someone watching them very intently the whole time.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was wondering what the crap that person was doing back there

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit. I didn't see that..

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I thought it was a kid eating mac 'n cheese or something until this comment

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Oh yeah wut c say

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I didn't even see the guy.

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I was slightly less impressed when I realized the same thing. She's basically cheating by facing it towards her.

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I'm hoping you just forgot the /s.

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That is a dude.

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Now shake it

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That went through my head when he finished it XD.

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Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thinking that same thing. Good luck, now bring home your tourist gift and expect it not to look anything like what you bought.

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Feel good.

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If the bottle is really full, not much happens if you shake it. Then again, a single grain out of place will be visible as hell.

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Or like an earthquake

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yeah, shake it like a salt shaker

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Like a Polaroid picture.

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They left no room for shake. The bottle is full.

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They hate it when you do this... v

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There is something moving in the dresser drawer behind him and it is creeping me out.

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Its a cat

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Shake it real good

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That's what I was gonna say!

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Shake it like a Polaroid picture...Hey now.

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Jesus, no. When I was about 9 I bought a little bottle full of coloured sand in bands. It was perfect. Then one grain got out of place... 1/

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...then another, and another... I was never remember so disappointed as watching that little piece of perfection deteriorate like that. 2/2

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Yeah, my body has been like that.

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I actually had something like that from an ex gf (the one that got away to be specific). A year later my adult sister saw it and said cool!1

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Then shook it super hard... I was so stunned I couldn't do anything except a dramatic no. My sister said she thought it would unshake after2

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Unsister her.

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shake it, shake it, shake it like a polaroid picture

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Best part is that Polaroid sent out a memo telling customers they do not need to shake the pictures for it to work, when this song came out

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

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Needs more

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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

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DON'T SHAKE POLAROIDS it fucks them up

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take a golf tee, and scribble on it before it develops!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also that fucks them up but in a cool way

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I thought you would never ask! http://imgur.com/zXC0Jut

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Sigh.... Unzips

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Aam i the only one who gets sad watching things like that?

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Guys that large should have their boobs censored. Y'know, equality.

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How bout no one's boobs get censored?

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I prefer that. My joke in that last comment fell flat.

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Maya hee Maya hoo Maya haa Maya ha ha

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not my proudest fap

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even the colors match

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sigh *unzips*

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Holy shit my boss got mad at me for how hard I laughed at this.

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I guess your boss is now the shusher

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