muttonchoppa

45277 pts ยท November 26, 2013


My cat came up to me on Xmas evening 2013. He walked up my snowy driveway while I was in the garage BSing with a friend. I sing songs to my cat in falsetto. Most of the time it barely rhymes and is completely out of tune. He is an indoor cat and is only allowed to go out when there is snow, or if I cover him in anti flea powder and he is under my supervision.

Looking for some help

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That feeling when all your fresh grass seeding will probably be washed away

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Need help

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How we handle in NE Ohio

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I effed up my credit when I was younger with student loans

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what a shit show

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For your zooming pleasure open the image in a new tab

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Stop what you are doing this is not a drill

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Its not you, its me.

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Quick, slip a finger in the B-hole

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Me lately

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Thought this belonged here

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everybody posts cats but not everybody posts grandma's classy solutions to cat (scratch) posts

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I dont know what to make of this

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Doesn't matter had sex?

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Just my luck

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Not my proudest moment, not my worst.

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Guy got pissed off about bus fare and KO'd himself headbutting a bus

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What the hell is this?

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MRW I make a new post while drunk and proofcheck all of the fields.

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Limo got stuck on the railroad crossing, everyone got out in time

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*sighs* why is this the only site that behaves like this?

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It also means soda/soft drink

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When I was a kid it was all about expanding on ideas

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View from my "office" today, for your zooming pleasure

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MRW I'm waiting for the kids to go back to school

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I'd never give him away

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Drinking and cliffs are not a wise combination

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Guy left his key in the ignition of his locked truck

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My previous employer got me a new job!

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Two adorable guinea dawwws swimming

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@Psychoikilla RW he cooks for his family

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Started school last week, was pleasantly surprised today.

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Side launching a battleship

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TL;DR an almost 30 year old went back to school, maybe will earn himself a life.

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Learn how to help

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