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Jun 15, 2016 11:20 AM
lordofthewin
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KroMars
Ohhh yisss
exitparadise
Ow my brovaries.
Warzone12
Little did we know, he split her in half that night, and she loved it
gamesthatiplay
We're still at a 20 hot girl to 1 hot guy ratio.
PaperClipsAreStupid
MY ovaries just exploded and I'm a straight dude. That guy is jacked!
Beepis
Holy damn she is cute. http://imgur.com/YHQ57HD
SweetMotherTeresa
*Look but don't touch. "But imma touch the fishy, ok?"
frinkygirl
http://imgur.com/QpV6A
dembonz00
Some say she still hasn't blinked to this day.
Eunoterp
Beans were flicked
Strawington
Definition of "Sploosh"
DoughnutJimmy
Human nature at work.....it cannot be denied.
Faloopsinarb
It's why we're all here. :)
hearthstoneaccount3
Well it can but its frowned upon for some stupid reason.
Rapscalion
AStaleDonut
but I think her face is more like I can't Phteven? srsly? Is this photoshopped? HAHAHA
QuantumEntangler
Verbodentoegang
woman become a lot sexyer when wet.
IvorJBiggun
He died
Merrak
She must be a heavy sleeper...
Pakuska
everytime this is reposted the gifs play faster and faster
throwawayaccount117420
God it'd be awesome if a woman looked at me like that ;^^
JollyGreenAl
Eyes are up here!
irellusLeader
ovarload
Sindarian
Sploosh. Is what you were looking for.
FizzleBurger
Ovareacting. I'll see myself out.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
A....sauce....for....science please?
secretlyafish
What do you do when you see a repost live in wild?
AStaleDonut
I made a similar face, but for fallout >_<
cmarks
Yeah girl, git it
TAKEITEASYIMJUSTKIDDING
I had a girl react that way to my apartment in college...I THOUGH IT WAS CLEAN ENOUGH
tred1975
Deadpoolio7
Wawhonka
ZombiHugs
8 year old "I dare you to grab her boob" *billymadison.gif*
blackistblaine
Are those tits... Fuck those are tits.. Shit. I'll just play it off.
someonestolemyawesomeusername
did you just pun it?
RandomFellowImgurian
That linger
MaekCat
She doesn’t even react ????
demturds
Damn, I want a girl to look at me like that.
3n87k7qn
I can strongly say I do not
moto192834
1) log of of imgur right now and work out 2) never log back on and continue working out
Stacyanna
Hold a cute puppy and some jimmy chus
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
It's nice to be wanted.
javaMakesMeAnxious
Now look what you have done! A pity party thread!
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iFINALLYmadeAcomment
I'll do one of those things today!
Sfinski
Wouldn't know.
NekkidSnek
I wouldn't know
zflazeda
*desired
BADASSartoo
it seems
Wolfe553
Get on a diet and exercise if youre self conscious about your appearance. Or you can always commit mass murder and tumblr chicks will want u
Huskyboiler
I've always wondered what that felt like...maybe i'll try and get some sick abs
MantisToboganMD
That's what I've been told
ITSTHETSA
Fuck you for not quoting me
WEAREGRID
Wouldn't it be amazing to live in an era where feeding yourself required hunting mammoths, and therefore every male is wanted?
jollywalnut
Lol, nah, fuck that... I like my modern odds of living past 50, thanks.
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
I wish I was in the Wild West, so I could be wanted!
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
Not every male is going to be a mammoth-hunter, though.
barnaclebillthesailor
Well every mammoth is wanted.
iFINALLYmadeAcomment
Are mammoths particularly good eating?
BADASSartoo
would it be offensive to create mammoth recipes ? and militate for the science to bring them back to life just to purchase what they taste ?
Wodenifferous
Nah, hunter-gatherer societies were light on the hunting side of the equation. Hunting is an unreliable source of calories.
jsktrogdor
Cooked protein however is hugely important to breaking through the nutritional barrier required develop a more complex brain.
JSee
That guy probably works out 4 hours every single day.
TheLurkIsReal
I feel like 4 would be low. But I don't know enough about mma training to actually say anything.
TheFrypo
And the diet, OOH BUDDY don't let me get started on that one.
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
Probably super strict and under 500 calories if I had to guess?
MantisTobagganMD
Subway?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Do you want another Jared? Because that's how you get another Jared.
hereforthensfwreddits
more like boiled chicken, brown rice and steamed veggies with a chalky protein shake and a brick of peanutbutter and dark chocolate.
MantisTobagganMD
Joke successfully ruined. Thanks.