Duck Tales
My dog tried to eat a roll of toilet paper
We still don't know what ducks actually look like.
so uhhhh,
The toilet is tired of my shit
Use this one trick to reach 100000 internet points!
Chris Farley (2/15/1964 - 12/18/1997)
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
Have some confidence in what you're saying
The strongest bites in the animal kingdom
When I try say to something clever
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries
My sense of fashion is practical
Imgur's reaction to selfies
Doesn't bother meme...
And why is that, Mr. Reed?
When everyone posts on the same topic at the same time
It must not have been destiny
You stop me when I reach the diseased area.
There's something different about pole dancers when you go to a strip club during the daytime
MRW I wake up to the cat being a dick
Going out in public after shaving off my beard
It can't just be meme
Oh, your knee is cold too? My bad.
When I find a new show on Netflix and am halfway through the first season but can't focus because the cat won't stop meowing
This kind of agility?
It's that time of year again...