Jan 19, 2020 6:58 PM
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catsandcoke
Everyone is onto him. Lol
FearInoculum
casbott
I continue to hope that a world leader goes with the momentum when Trump does a pull in handshake and bowls him over.
Colopty
Should make for some good shots when that leader has gotten up and Trump is still struggling to get back on his feet.
Gameking116
labbek
v
bloatyOs
GET OVER HERE!!!!
DropDeadFread
Trump can't even do something simple like shake someone's hand without being an asshole.
mangoinparis
Trump's a jerk
ShaunB
Water's wet.
lenomdeplume
And then Trump leaned on him to regain balance. Too late.
SamuthNBS
As soon as people know a bully's tricks, they can beat them. Especially if they're a frail old man who thinks he's strong.
T0go
Europeans hate him so much but he tells his fans everyone respects him LOL
vapinganxiety
that's so true!
Sheprador
The sad part is that his fans believe him.
MexicanTrainer
He deserved it.
amildpsychosis
Yoink!
BadAsprin
Trump is a pussy
Habitman
Macron routinely smushes his baby hands too v
eggmuffin
SheDevilinaSnuggie
He gave Trump the Jack Reacher special handshake. (Always get your revenge in first)
TheCANADIANmadhatter
Haha man almost ripped Trumps hand off! Should have finished the job ?
Stefanonibeefaroni
This just seems so childish to me. These are people governing countries, yet they are all trying to assert dominance like on a playground.
Raikupath
I'd've done the same
MericanFunkYeah
I'm sure you wouldn't've're's
poets
I'dn't'ven't done the same
mardukkur
Flabby fuck pulled that “power move” one time and now every world leader just dunks on him.
Dude, it's like his fucking calling card. That and the stains.
RobBobertyYT
One time? Pretty sure there are numerous examples on video.
[deleted]
Oh he keeps trying, it just doesn’t work on any grown adult that knows it’s coming.
twozerooz
Is this a joke?
Yeah, Trump's a joke.
Yeah. But one time? That was a joke right?
The one time would be the one time it surprised anyone.
zer09
thesauceisboss
RackhamTheRed
*Just a little whiff... for the road*
MeezerStandardTime
I just cringed for that guy.
happyadams
Hentai girls be like
I've had that happen. I got tunnel vision in regards to keeping up a smile. Forgot to swallow. ?
kinggaron
Show is shite
DickDastardly404
shit man everyone has a retarded moment where they're like "fuck IDEK why that happened" once in a while. I'd be so mad that the one time1/2
I accidentally dribbled down my front was caught on camera. you can see in his face he's 100% aware of how fucking dumb and weird he 1.5/2
just looked. 2/2
Ever close your mouth a have a fine stream of spit squirt out? The human body has the weirdest bugs.
Keifer6644
Surprised he didn't snap off part of that Cheeto
TheMooCow
They are not actually a cheeto. They are actually those store brand cheeto knockoffs.
PopeyeTheSailor
Fucking piss haired cheeto puff in chief
LaDoleurExquise
Hah.
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
When you're the President of Portugal, sometimes you gotta grab life by the Cheetos!
blacknflat
i’m so proud to be portuguese right now
K4t3f0d0
Transmontano serve ;) ?
vetly
Fds ❤
ProbablyISIS
I spent time on the Azores. I have never met friendlier people. Love for Portugal from US
i’m from the azores!!! sao miguel ?
I ran with the bulls there. Had the best seafood I have ever had, and was welcomed by strangers. I loved it. So Beautiful
my grandparents had a house there - it’s beautiful. that being said i hated the bull fighting etc but to each their own haha
onecowboytoo
Tomorrow, sanctions against Portugal will be announced.
userfriendly19777
If he can find it on a map.
Why would he need to find it on a map? He just has to tweet that he is going to destroy their economy.
Then tell someone smarter than him to do it.
by Twitter.
SirBillyMays
Are we gonna almost go to war with Portugal now?
KneeD6D9
No they would have to kill our troops, attack our embasy, and attack our oil ships a couple times before we decide to do something about it.
Pentjotal
50/50
evilcarp
No Oil
Domehammer
The fuck has portugal even done in last 100 years? They are so low key aren't even jokes about them like the Swiss.
LuffyDmonkey1
Nada lol, they are the "Puerto Rico" of Spain.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
They’re over in the corner like “Just leave us the fuck out of all this shit, Kay?”
muggybonehead
Natas!
NotTinyPancakes
I tried couldn't think of anything that wasn't sports related.
Something about football. And they did make Brazil. But that's a while ago now.
TargaryenLoyalist
Trump defended calling Canada a national security threat by pointing to the War of 1812. Never underestimate his level of pettiness.
SnxLorde
They got fucked up by India that one time? I got nothing.
Tomadzo
Trumps a fucking moron. Of course once world leaders saw it they weren’t going to fall for it
hotdudecurator
Yeah the problem is the vast majority of world leaders are much smarter than Trump
Daphault1
That's not an problem. It would be a problem if they weren't.
It's a problem for the united states and unfortunately, that causes problems for the world
rando84
Also not too hard for them to build more grip/arm strength than a guy who thinks exercise is bad for you.
talltalkinggeek7
MrBEC
Love em or hate em: He's the Reason French hate Us
dancinshroom
Well thats false. The french hate anyone who arnt french. Even the ones that used to be french but now arnt french enough (eg Quebecois)
We need to make France French again
Just because they're stupid doesn't mean you should publicly laugh at them... ah, hell! Laugh as much as you want at these dolts!!!
non5ense
Here. Laugh more. https://youtu.be/PG_PrEPLg1w
scroobiusgav
Love that this became a reaction gif, what was the context again?
ThailandExpress
dnd3edm1
I'll fix it: "The imprint of French President... can be seen across the back of Trump's baby hands after..."
SomeGrayFox
Weak blood.
Conser1
I never did get the point of trying to one up a 72 year old man whose grip strength probably couldn't open a jar. Just makes you look bad.
maybenotsofairenough
The Portuguese president is like 71/72 now. If his age mates and people half his age are both doing it.. Trump might be the problem
JobudaKahali
"You're going to destroy us all, you egotistical orange fuckwad.". - Macron, probably
IFriggenLoveBears
Can make out the fingers on the bottom of his hand too.
BondHaimBond
That hurt his golf game for days.
don2046don
He cheats at golf anyway
I'm so disconnected from golf, I don't even how you can cheat in golf. I would think someone carrying your junk is cheating.
stgsteve
That guy needs to stop drinking diet Coke and start drinking water or not if he dies quicker I won't be sad about it
I looked up those pictures and video when it happened and it made me laugh out loud! Trudeau held his own too.
MizuNoMark
Sauce? I love trump abuse
HessianGhost
krisspartaco
Love it!!!
MrGinn
Probably wiped off the fake tan
thegelatoking
No no. He only tans from neck up, excluding eye lids
becauseurwrong
Some woman who worked as his maid says it's an orange color correcting concealer he thinks is full foundation. Idk if they proved it.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
That is so weird looking to me. I can touch my thumb and middle finger, around my other hand. Is my hand tiny, or are my fingers looooong?
MrSaturday
I'll guess long fingers, I've got large hands and cannot touch thumb and finger.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Thumb war champion 2020.
maninthedarkness
*cue Superman theme*
Kyen155
That music start as Superman is crushing Zod's hand is in my Top Three movie soundtrack starts. Always will be.
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
Is that for real??
https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/391514-trumps-intense-handshake-with-macron-leads-to-viral-photo
That’s great
And that's how you make friends. Just not with the person you shake hands with
ToeThumbs
Perfect!
parismaker
What "power handshake" is it about?
Giantmutantcrab
Trump enjoys bullying everyone, even during a handshake. Most world leaders have learned and are now evading or outright crushing his hand.
Crushing small hand
He thinks this bullshit makes him appear tough v
I cannot believe that his douchey handshake-yanks are so well known that someone made this. What is it from, please?
MikeMcAwesome91
While the power shake is annoying, I absolutely hate shaking a limp hand. Creeps me out.
Grendelsgrin
Yes! I have good grip strength but don't know how much to use so I just go limp.
You can have a firm handshake without crushing someone's hand .
tcgl
Ugh, yeah, the 'dead fish' hand. There's definitely a happy medium in there.
Some videos went around with compliations of him pulling that shitty alpha-male BS handshake/jerk when he was first in office. When he met
Macron for the first time, they squeezed each other's hands so hard you could see their knuckles turn white, and Trump's hand was red
afterwards. The best part is they were posing for pictures and had to pretend that it wasn't happening. Look it up!
StubbyJohnson
Dude we're lazy, can't you look it up for us and give us a link. Do it for the upvotes.
LordHosk
"Pull someone off their feet when shaking hands, you will be dominant when interacting as they will literally be off balance" 80s thinking
He's the only one off balence
Most of President Trumps actions can be explained by "1980s New York City mindset" its when he was a "big player" so he retreats to it.
rashindus1962
Before all the bankruptcies, before the divorces, before US banks refused to deal with him, before the lawsuits for fraud.
boomfelazi
Like Gordon Gecko is his Jesus?
Yeah. Or Patrick Bateman.
Stuckinidle
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
What is the original source for this?
FrF1ntanStack
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin
The Butcher of Uganda- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin
Litronoideawhattoput
Bet you didn't think it got this dark did ya
No, I thought it was an actor. Well... shit, Idi Amin was not a groovy dude.
wolftorb
Please watch their entire meeting. Trump was left speechless so many times
kadaeux
Not that that is particularly hard. He appears to get confused by structurally sound sentences and getting to the point. You need to 1/
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh, he's very easily confused, but rarely left speechless. He's more than happy to ramble on a like an idiot when he's confused.
ramble on like a dementia patient after an LSD hit for him to understand you. 22
Are you a billionaire?
jerbern1
You sure as fuck ain't so not sure why you think it matters.
sallyfromthevalleywaitinginthealley
My dad forgot to give me that small million dollar loan to start me off. Or launder even more to me via a casino to avoid estate taxes. Oops
Gods I wish I was. I've got 99 problems and 99 of them could be solved by a paycheck big enough to still have some by next paycheck.
JimmiRustler
Can confirm. Don't even need to be a millionaire. Just having more income than payments changes your life forever
You can be a billionaire and still be a fucking despicable moron. Exhibit A: Mr. Trump
Does being a billionaire make a person immune to dementia or something?
MornieAlantie
The cure for dementia: large sums of cash injected directly into the bloodstream!
Schmuck4hire
Of all the defences for Trump I was expecting to see there... that wasn't one of them.
counterfeitdreams
Link?
badairdayyay
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SnowparkSmoker
Plasmania
jipopotamus
jwoware
https://youtu.be/57euJPfOYOs Idk what u mean by speechless besides the last hint
polishviking
Lionskull
my god that was awkward.
karmasamburg
FourLegsGood
Lol he's so hurt when he's not the center of attention.
bryan3r
As I remember this ended up being fake
randtasm
So like Melania's orgasms?
rickchurianmortydate
Fake how?
Sorry, my mistake. Not entirely fake but she shook Trump's hand right after but almost every media didn't include whole vid, just this part.
That later escalated to this trumpy "FAIK NEUSSSSSS" thingy because many people liked the (fake) fact she ignored him and called her savage.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Uhh... no one thought she snubbed him entirely. It’s just funny watching his face as he makes the mistake.
xoverthirtyx
It’s not any kind of fake, his dumbass thought he was getting a handshake and he didn’t. Full stop.
Rasdwatrium
It's normal etiquette to pay the first attention to the woman, handshakes and such. Trump's narcissism doesn't accept that.
vitaminalgas
That's the fastest I've seen Recruit Bone Spurs move...
Did you enlist?
I did. Fuck commander bone spurs.
The draft was a terrible thing. We drafted a bunch of people who didnt want to go to war, and look at what happened. We killed and raped
Innocent civilians. Burned and desacrated corpes. When you draft people people who don't want to volunteer. Bad things happen
Dagordae
That's an impressive about face, from demanding that only military personnel could criticize his draft dodging to railing about how mean the
Gonz15
Also not about enlisting. It’s about being rich and paying a doctor to claim he has bone spurs to get out of being drafted.
So show me the proof that he paid his doctor, and its not just you spewing information that you heard
*sigh* a quick google search will give you the story from every major news source (before you get triggered, this includes fox)....
At the same time you are still missing the point, he (trump) gamed the system to get out of being drafted. End.
WeylandYutaniCorp
I probably spent more time in than you, so I guess that makes my opinion more important than yours. You're wrong.
Us going to war in vietnam was a good thing. Us killing and raping civilians was a good thing. Him not wanting to do that was was wrong
He should have been there along with everyone else killing and raping civilians, youre right, I'm wrong, my bad.
You're muted for being ignorant. Not everyone was raping people you stupid fuck
So you don't think war crimes are a choice. Good to know. You're still wrong, as is your position that anyone who hasn't served can't speak.
TheMadOnion
Whataboutism just makes the person using it look retarded man.
DeDeMegaDoDo
What the fuck does it matter ass hat. His family was rich and the so called "bone spurs" he didnt answer the nation's call and yes I served.
Because we drafted thousands of people who didn't want to go to war, horrednous war crimes were committed by people who didnt want to be th
There.
Asshat
So why cant you just own you love trump and youll defend him even if he did something stupid in front of your face. It's ok I wont hate you.
Your opinion of me is irrelevent.
I don't love him. But he's better than any politician. 100%
MadHakon
It doesn't matter. Unlike Trump, we don't use the military as a prop to stroke our petty egos
It does matter. If you yourself are not enlisting, then your opinion is irrelevent. 100%. It hurts to be told your opinion is not important
StevenMartinTheOne
Must hurt for you then
Oh I enlisted my friend, single handedly one of the biggest mistakes I've made.
No it doesn't matter. You can't explain what enlisting has to do with Trump's ego.
FiveShiftOne
Nope. Because enlisting and dodging the draft are very different. I wouldn't enlist, but if I got drafted, I wouldn't dodge it like a punk.
Draft's are stupid. You put a bunch of people in war who don't want to there, and they end up comitting war crimes because they don't care
Jerz77
Other people enlisting doesn't change the fact Trump dodged the draft because he's a coward.
When you volunteer your time, and your life, and your holidays, then your onpinion will be relevent.
TheSecondPiewackit
Ok. Been there, done that, have the DD214 to prove it. Trump's a fuckin coward.
Yeah He's a coward because he did't want to go to vietnam where we were killing, raping civilians, and slaughtering entire villages.
Ceistebi
You get a salary when you enlist. It's a job at the end of the day.
You are correct
I did actually, couldn't afford college... But most importantly, did he? Or his father? Or his grandfather? Or any of his kids?
ChronicMcFaded
Nope, but he will still down vote you.
If you actually did, and not just saying that because you don't want to look like a bitch. Then your opinion is relevent.
Your whole comment thread is irreverent, hope you have enough balls in real life to say these things to the people you meet, but I doubt it
SucculentSauerkraut
It’s not about being relevant, he used a bullshit excuse and dodged the draft. A lot of rich guys do, and it’s not ok.
Only one that look like a bitch here is you. Go blow president bone spurs dick more bitch.
Grudgebearingmidget
Whether or not I served (Which I have) is irrelevant, he man dodged the draft 5 damn times. May the cat eat him and the devil eat the cat.
But when we were in vietnam, we killed and raped civilians. We committed war crimes. You hate him for not wanting to be apart of that?
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
He toppled over because of the lifts he puts in his shoes so he can be taller than Obama.
Charlatan bone spurs
I always thought he stood like that because he's fat and sits a lot so he has a bad back.
Cheesynipnop
Its probably a bit of both tbh
amateurlapse
The diapers don’t help
Does Sudafed abuse cause anal leakage? His diet certainly won't help.
I'm sure he needs it for his big pussy.
RustyCreakySqueaky
georgejimmydoodle
He for sure has them in. Look how far his ass is sticking out behind him.
Vergenbuurg
He stands like a centaur missing its back legs.
SaphirasSexDoll
What have Centaurs ever done to you?
MaoZedong
He's just that thiccc ????⛲⛲
thewiggins
Instagram is leaking again...
lncorrectGrammerNazi
SillyKelsieGirl
Maelstronnar
I'll upvote you, but I want you to know I hate both you and myself for it.
Yeah that's fair.
catsandcoke
Everyone is onto him. Lol
FearInoculum
casbott
I continue to hope that a world leader goes with the momentum when Trump does a pull in handshake and bowls him over.
Colopty
Should make for some good shots when that leader has gotten up and Trump is still struggling to get back on his feet.
Gameking116
labbek
bloatyOs
GET OVER HERE!!!!
DropDeadFread
Trump can't even do something simple like shake someone's hand without being an asshole.
mangoinparis
Trump's a jerk
ShaunB
Water's wet.
lenomdeplume
And then Trump leaned on him to regain balance. Too late.
SamuthNBS
As soon as people know a bully's tricks, they can beat them. Especially if they're a frail old man who thinks he's strong.
T0go
Europeans hate him so much but he tells his fans everyone respects him LOL
vapinganxiety
that's so true!
Sheprador
The sad part is that his fans believe him.
MexicanTrainer
He deserved it.
amildpsychosis
Yoink!
BadAsprin
Trump is a pussy
Habitman
Macron routinely smushes his baby hands too
v
eggmuffin
SheDevilinaSnuggie
He gave Trump the Jack Reacher special handshake. (Always get your revenge in first)
TheCANADIANmadhatter
Haha man almost ripped Trumps hand off! Should have finished the job ?
Stefanonibeefaroni
This just seems so childish to me. These are people governing countries, yet they are all trying to assert dominance like on a playground.
Stefanonibeefaroni
Raikupath
I'd've done the same
MericanFunkYeah
I'm sure you wouldn't've're's
poets
I'dn't'ven't done the same
mardukkur
Flabby fuck pulled that “power move” one time and now every world leader just dunks on him.
eggmuffin
Dude, it's like his fucking calling card. That and the stains.
RobBobertyYT
One time? Pretty sure there are numerous examples on video.
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mardukkur
Oh he keeps trying, it just doesn’t work on any grown adult that knows it’s coming.
twozerooz
Is this a joke?
mardukkur
Yeah, Trump's a joke.
twozerooz
Yeah. But one time? That was a joke right?
mardukkur
The one time would be the one time it surprised anyone.
eggmuffin
zer09
thesauceisboss
RackhamTheRed
*Just a little whiff... for the road*
MeezerStandardTime
I just cringed for that guy.
happyadams
Hentai girls be like
eggmuffin
I've had that happen. I got tunnel vision in regards to keeping up a smile. Forgot to swallow. ?
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kinggaron
Show is shite
DickDastardly404
shit man everyone has a retarded moment where they're like "fuck IDEK why that happened" once in a while. I'd be so mad that the one time1/2
DickDastardly404
I accidentally dribbled down my front was caught on camera. you can see in his face he's 100% aware of how fucking dumb and weird he 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
just looked. 2/2
eggmuffin
Ever close your mouth a have a fine stream of spit squirt out? The human body has the weirdest bugs.
Keifer6644
Surprised he didn't snap off part of that Cheeto
TheMooCow
They are not actually a cheeto. They are actually those store brand cheeto knockoffs.
PopeyeTheSailor
Fucking piss haired cheeto puff in chief
LaDoleurExquise
Hah.
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
When you're the President of Portugal, sometimes you gotta grab life by the Cheetos!
blacknflat
i’m so proud to be portuguese right now
K4t3f0d0
Transmontano serve ;) ?
vetly
Fds ❤
ProbablyISIS
I spent time on the Azores. I have never met friendlier people. Love for Portugal from US
blacknflat
i’m from the azores!!! sao miguel ?
ProbablyISIS
I ran with the bulls there. Had the best seafood I have ever had, and was welcomed by strangers. I loved it. So Beautiful
blacknflat
my grandparents had a house there - it’s beautiful. that being said i hated the bull fighting etc but to each their own haha
onecowboytoo
Tomorrow, sanctions against Portugal will be announced.
userfriendly19777
If he can find it on a map.
onecowboytoo
Why would he need to find it on a map? He just has to tweet that he is going to destroy their economy.
onecowboytoo
Then tell someone smarter than him to do it.
onecowboytoo
by Twitter.
SirBillyMays
Are we gonna almost go to war with Portugal now?
KneeD6D9
No they would have to kill our troops, attack our embasy, and attack our oil ships a couple times before we decide to do something about it.
Pentjotal
50/50
evilcarp
No Oil
Domehammer
The fuck has portugal even done in last 100 years? They are so low key aren't even jokes about them like the Swiss.
LuffyDmonkey1
Nada lol, they are the "Puerto Rico" of Spain.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
They’re over in the corner like “Just leave us the fuck out of all this shit, Kay?”
muggybonehead
Natas!
NotTinyPancakes
I tried couldn't think of anything that wasn't sports related.
eggmuffin
Something about football. And they did make Brazil. But that's a while ago now.
TargaryenLoyalist
Trump defended calling Canada a national security threat by pointing to the War of 1812. Never underestimate his level of pettiness.
SnxLorde
They got fucked up by India that one time? I got nothing.
Tomadzo
Trumps a fucking moron. Of course once world leaders saw it they weren’t going to fall for it
hotdudecurator
Yeah the problem is the vast majority of world leaders are much smarter than Trump
Daphault1
That's not an problem. It would be a problem if they weren't.
hotdudecurator
It's a problem for the united states and unfortunately, that causes problems for the world
rando84
Also not too hard for them to build more grip/arm strength than a guy who thinks exercise is bad for you.
talltalkinggeek7
MrBEC
Love em or hate em: He's the Reason French hate Us
dancinshroom
Well thats false. The french hate anyone who arnt french. Even the ones that used to be french but now arnt french enough (eg Quebecois)
MrBEC
We need to make France French again
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
Just because they're stupid doesn't mean you should publicly laugh at them... ah, hell! Laugh as much as you want at these dolts!!!
labbek
non5ense
Here. Laugh more. https://youtu.be/PG_PrEPLg1w
scroobiusgav
Love that this became a reaction gif, what was the context again?
ThailandExpress
dnd3edm1
I'll fix it: "The imprint of French President... can be seen across the back of Trump's baby hands after..."
Stefanonibeefaroni
SomeGrayFox
Weak blood.
Conser1
I never did get the point of trying to one up a 72 year old man whose grip strength probably couldn't open a jar. Just makes you look bad.
maybenotsofairenough
The Portuguese president is like 71/72 now. If his age mates and people half his age are both doing it.. Trump might be the problem
JobudaKahali
"You're going to destroy us all, you egotistical orange fuckwad.". - Macron, probably
IFriggenLoveBears
Can make out the fingers on the bottom of his hand too.
BondHaimBond
That hurt his golf game for days.
don2046don
He cheats at golf anyway
BondHaimBond
I'm so disconnected from golf, I don't even how you can cheat in golf. I would think someone carrying your junk is cheating.
stgsteve
That guy needs to stop drinking diet Coke and start drinking water or not if he dies quicker I won't be sad about it
MeezerStandardTime
I looked up those pictures and video when it happened and it made me laugh out loud! Trudeau held his own too.
MizuNoMark
Sauce? I love trump abuse
HessianGhost
krisspartaco
Love it!!!
MrGinn
Probably wiped off the fake tan
thegelatoking
No no. He only tans from neck up, excluding eye lids
becauseurwrong
Some woman who worked as his maid says it's an orange color correcting concealer he thinks is full foundation. Idk if they proved it.
ThailandExpress
ElbowDeepInUserSub
That is so weird looking to me. I can touch my thumb and middle finger, around my other hand. Is my hand tiny, or are my fingers looooong?
MrSaturday
I'll guess long fingers, I've got large hands and cannot touch thumb and finger.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Thumb war champion 2020.
maninthedarkness
*cue Superman theme*
Kyen155
maninthedarkness
That music start as Superman is crushing Zod's hand is in my Top Three movie soundtrack starts. Always will be.
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
Is that for real??
ThailandExpress
https://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/391514-trumps-intense-handshake-with-macron-leads-to-viral-photo
TimeToGetGetSchwiftyInHere
That’s great
RackhamTheRed
And that's how you make friends. Just not with the person you shake hands with
ToeThumbs
Perfect!
parismaker
What "power handshake" is it about?
Giantmutantcrab
Trump enjoys bullying everyone, even during a handshake. Most world leaders have learned and are now evading or outright crushing his hand.
Pentjotal
Crushing small hand
Habitman
He thinks this bullshit makes him appear tough
v
MeezerStandardTime
I cannot believe that his douchey handshake-yanks are so well known that someone made this. What is it from, please?
MikeMcAwesome91
While the power shake is annoying, I absolutely hate shaking a limp hand. Creeps me out.
Grendelsgrin
Yes! I have good grip strength but don't know how much to use so I just go limp.
DropDeadFread
You can have a firm handshake without crushing someone's hand .
tcgl
Ugh, yeah, the 'dead fish' hand. There's definitely a happy medium in there.
MeezerStandardTime
Some videos went around with compliations of him pulling that shitty alpha-male BS handshake/jerk when he was first in office. When he met
MeezerStandardTime
Macron for the first time, they squeezed each other's hands so hard you could see their knuckles turn white, and Trump's hand was red
MeezerStandardTime
afterwards. The best part is they were posing for pictures and had to pretend that it wasn't happening. Look it up!
StubbyJohnson
Dude we're lazy, can't you look it up for us and give us a link. Do it for the upvotes.
LordHosk
"Pull someone off their feet when shaking hands, you will be dominant when interacting as they will literally be off balance" 80s thinking
NotTinyPancakes
He's the only one off balence
LordHosk
Most of President Trumps actions can be explained by "1980s New York City mindset" its when he was a "big player" so he retreats to it.
rashindus1962
LordHosk
Before all the bankruptcies, before the divorces, before US banks refused to deal with him, before the lawsuits for fraud.
boomfelazi
Like Gordon Gecko is his Jesus?
rashindus1962
Yeah. Or Patrick Bateman.
Stuckinidle
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
What is the original source for this?
FrF1ntanStack
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin
Stuckinidle
The Butcher of Uganda- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idi_Amin
Litronoideawhattoput
Bet you didn't think it got this dark did ya
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
No, I thought it was an actor. Well... shit, Idi Amin was not a groovy dude.
wolftorb
Please watch their entire meeting. Trump was left speechless so many times
kadaeux
Not that that is particularly hard. He appears to get confused by structurally sound sentences and getting to the point. You need to 1/
FlatPlutoSociety
Oh, he's very easily confused, but rarely left speechless. He's more than happy to ramble on a like an idiot when he's confused.
kadaeux
ramble on like a dementia patient after an LSD hit for him to understand you. 22
KneeD6D9
Are you a billionaire?
jerbern1
You sure as fuck ain't so not sure why you think it matters.
sallyfromthevalleywaitinginthealley
My dad forgot to give me that small million dollar loan to start me off. Or launder even more to me via a casino to avoid estate taxes. Oops
kadaeux
Gods I wish I was. I've got 99 problems and 99 of them could be solved by a paycheck big enough to still have some by next paycheck.
JimmiRustler
Can confirm. Don't even need to be a millionaire. Just having more income than payments changes your life forever
Sheprador
You can be a billionaire and still be a fucking despicable moron. Exhibit A: Mr. Trump
TargaryenLoyalist
Does being a billionaire make a person immune to dementia or something?
MornieAlantie
The cure for dementia: large sums of cash injected directly into the bloodstream!
Schmuck4hire
Of all the defences for Trump I was expecting to see there... that wasn't one of them.
counterfeitdreams
Link?
badairdayyay
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eggmuffin
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SnowparkSmoker
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Plasmania
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jipopotamus
jwoware
https://youtu.be/57euJPfOYOs Idk what u mean by speechless besides the last hint
polishviking
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Lionskull
my god that was awkward.
karmasamburg
FourLegsGood
Lol he's so hurt when he's not the center of attention.
bryan3r
As I remember this ended up being fake
randtasm
So like Melania's orgasms?
rickchurianmortydate
Fake how?
bryan3r
Sorry, my mistake. Not entirely fake but she shook Trump's hand right after but almost every media didn't include whole vid, just this part.
bryan3r
That later escalated to this trumpy "FAIK NEUSSSSSS" thingy because many people liked the (fake) fact she ignored him and called her savage.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
Uhh... no one thought she snubbed him entirely. It’s just funny watching his face as he makes the mistake.
xoverthirtyx
It’s not any kind of fake, his dumbass thought he was getting a handshake and he didn’t. Full stop.
Rasdwatrium
It's normal etiquette to pay the first attention to the woman, handshakes and such. Trump's narcissism doesn't accept that.
vitaminalgas
That's the fastest I've seen Recruit Bone Spurs move...
KneeD6D9
Did you enlist?
MornieAlantie
I did. Fuck commander bone spurs.
KneeD6D9
The draft was a terrible thing. We drafted a bunch of people who didnt want to go to war, and look at what happened. We killed and raped
KneeD6D9
Innocent civilians. Burned and desacrated corpes. When you draft people people who don't want to volunteer. Bad things happen
Dagordae
That's an impressive about face, from demanding that only military personnel could criticize his draft dodging to railing about how mean the
Gonz15
Also not about enlisting. It’s about being rich and paying a doctor to claim he has bone spurs to get out of being drafted.
KneeD6D9
So show me the proof that he paid his doctor, and its not just you spewing information that you heard
Gonz15
*sigh* a quick google search will give you the story from every major news source (before you get triggered, this includes fox)....
Gonz15
At the same time you are still missing the point, he (trump) gamed the system to get out of being drafted. End.
WeylandYutaniCorp
I probably spent more time in than you, so I guess that makes my opinion more important than yours. You're wrong.
KneeD6D9
Us going to war in vietnam was a good thing. Us killing and raping civilians was a good thing. Him not wanting to do that was was wrong
KneeD6D9
He should have been there along with everyone else killing and raping civilians, youre right, I'm wrong, my bad.
WeylandYutaniCorp
You're muted for being ignorant. Not everyone was raping people you stupid fuck
WeylandYutaniCorp
So you don't think war crimes are a choice. Good to know. You're still wrong, as is your position that anyone who hasn't served can't speak.
TheMadOnion
Whataboutism just makes the person using it look retarded man.
DeDeMegaDoDo
What the fuck does it matter ass hat. His family was rich and the so called "bone spurs" he didnt answer the nation's call and yes I served.
KneeD6D9
Because we drafted thousands of people who didn't want to go to war, horrednous war crimes were committed by people who didnt want to be th
KneeD6D9
There.
KneeD6D9
Asshat
DeDeMegaDoDo
So why cant you just own you love trump and youll defend him even if he did something stupid in front of your face. It's ok I wont hate you.
KneeD6D9
Your opinion of me is irrelevent.
KneeD6D9
I don't love him. But he's better than any politician. 100%
MadHakon
It doesn't matter. Unlike Trump, we don't use the military as a prop to stroke our petty egos
KneeD6D9
It does matter. If you yourself are not enlisting, then your opinion is irrelevent. 100%. It hurts to be told your opinion is not important
StevenMartinTheOne
Must hurt for you then
KneeD6D9
Oh I enlisted my friend, single handedly one of the biggest mistakes I've made.
MadHakon
No it doesn't matter. You can't explain what enlisting has to do with Trump's ego.
FiveShiftOne
Nope. Because enlisting and dodging the draft are very different. I wouldn't enlist, but if I got drafted, I wouldn't dodge it like a punk.
KneeD6D9
Draft's are stupid. You put a bunch of people in war who don't want to there, and they end up comitting war crimes because they don't care
Jerz77
Other people enlisting doesn't change the fact Trump dodged the draft because he's a coward.
KneeD6D9
When you volunteer your time, and your life, and your holidays, then your onpinion will be relevent.
TheSecondPiewackit
Ok. Been there, done that, have the DD214 to prove it. Trump's a fuckin coward.
KneeD6D9
Yeah He's a coward because he did't want to go to vietnam where we were killing, raping civilians, and slaughtering entire villages.
Ceistebi
You get a salary when you enlist. It's a job at the end of the day.
KneeD6D9
You are correct
vitaminalgas
I did actually, couldn't afford college... But most importantly, did he? Or his father? Or his grandfather? Or any of his kids?
ChronicMcFaded
Nope, but he will still down vote you.
KneeD6D9
If you actually did, and not just saying that because you don't want to look like a bitch. Then your opinion is relevent.
vitaminalgas
Your whole comment thread is irreverent, hope you have enough balls in real life to say these things to the people you meet, but I doubt it
SucculentSauerkraut
It’s not about being relevant, he used a bullshit excuse and dodged the draft. A lot of rich guys do, and it’s not ok.
TheMadOnion
Only one that look like a bitch here is you. Go blow president bone spurs dick more bitch.
Grudgebearingmidget
Whether or not I served (Which I have) is irrelevant, he man dodged the draft 5 damn times. May the cat eat him and the devil eat the cat.
KneeD6D9
But when we were in vietnam, we killed and raped civilians. We committed war crimes. You hate him for not wanting to be apart of that?
HighPriestessofSoFrickingTired
He toppled over because of the lifts he puts in his shoes so he can be taller than Obama.
vitaminalgas
Charlatan bone spurs
MexicanTrainer
I always thought he stood like that because he's fat and sits a lot so he has a bad back.
Cheesynipnop
Its probably a bit of both tbh
amateurlapse
The diapers don’t help
eggmuffin
Does Sudafed abuse cause anal leakage? His diet certainly won't help.
MexicanTrainer
I'm sure he needs it for his big pussy.
RustyCreakySqueaky
georgejimmydoodle
He for sure has them in. Look how far his ass is sticking out behind him.
Vergenbuurg
He stands like a centaur missing its back legs.
SaphirasSexDoll
What have Centaurs ever done to you?
MaoZedong
He's just that thiccc ????⛲⛲
thewiggins
Instagram is leaking again...
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Grudgebearingmidget
SillyKelsieGirl
Maelstronnar
I'll upvote you, but I want you to know I hate both you and myself for it.
MaoZedong
Yeah that's fair.