How romantic!
no lowballs i know what i got
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Dracula at the blood bank!
Let's do it!
That's one way to carry your sack
One of the best drawings I ever drawed.
Just a nice little rainbow I saw today ??
Rate my battlestation!
Just waking up from sedation.
Now it’s much more satisfying
And it’s still morning. Ugh.
Conservation efforts are important!
Radical record collection, dude.
Hamster trophy time? Man, the future is weird.
You’re doing great. Smiles all around!
We’ll have the best investigations!
Musky is unhappy that his stock prices are tanking? Well, don’t worry. I don’t feel any empathy.
Maybe this is how he stays so healthy. We can hope, anyway.
I saw you take that dump - now put it back!
Deckard is unhappy about wearing the cone of shame :(
Is life better with a cat on your lap? No, not always.
Beautiful sounds from an ancient musical instrument!
Join the seal cub clubbing club!
Math lesson of the day. Stay in school, kids.
Water is for toilets!
I love a good romantic comedy ❤️❤️
Opal Apples, the fruit that asks how well you wiped your ass.
Moisturise, boys!
Just a couple of towns here in Washington. Nothing to see here.
Guilty on 34 of 34 counts!
Excuse me, are you saying meow?
How many terms can the same guy be president? Who the hell knows anymore?
Just can’t get enough of it.
Yeah he totally loves it. Right?
Brilliant ladder use!
And that was when he knew…
Yummy!
delicious
I love the smell of cheese
As memes go, it’s a solid B.
Deckard’s Christmas selfie for all you glorious bastards
Northern Lights on the west coast!
Just chillin on the couch
Boop da snoot for luck!
Essentially the same, but psychologically different
If you teach a man to dive...
This is how you know it’s love ❤️
Words? Words!
“Did you double-check the red ink!” “Yeah, why?”