Jul 28, 2020 6:55 PM
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BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
Syfulus
aww they are kissing
wantsumfuvk
Ouch
snarkypsych
Did...did we just watch a snuff film??
LeftRightThere
iGeeek
knuckledeepinachicken
Goldfish, like most if not all carp, are slightly toxic and aren't safe to use as feed long-term. Cooking the meat destroys the toxin, but
cooked food isn't good for carnivorous fish without the careful addition of supplements. It's just best to avoid goldfish as food.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
GETINMYBELLY.GIF
JACKAL137
The snack that smiles back
StarmineRendezvous
Happy lil flap flap.
BearUnhinged
Next on cold case
*FLBPBPBPBPTH*
DrSchlepenstein
Never going to find Nemo now.
wuchaa
Meh give it 6-8hrs
Eio25
Who ever fried that pancake burned the edges?
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
and dropped it in the fish tank. what a waste of pancake batter
senseicombs
I also like goldfish.
Teganrose1
That looks like a river flapjack
as opposed to a sea flap flap
Doumdidoum
The utter lack of fighting spirit or fight or flee reflexes from the second goldfish fills me with existential dread.
RedWingedBlackbirds
I think it's sorta smashed up against the glass
Bassemuss
Its squished against the glass I imagine
TLDelapore
Fish overwhelmingly have the most metal deaths.
Uhhhhh, I watched a video of a komodo dragon eating a deer's guts while the deer was still standing and trying to run away.
archaGifJumper
That's fresh
TheRicM
This damages the fish
whatamisupposedtodo
NotSoBizarre
DrDadJokes
IN MY (flat) BELLY!
spiritussancto
how do they eat in the wild without a wall to push things against?
shove it into the ground?
humanhamburger
yup
scottsinflavortown
Nom nom nom
Eolande2006
Thank you. This is the commentary in my head while I was watching it.
themysteriouszee
Aww, he looks so happy to be murdernomming da fishies.
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
For some reason I always thought sea pancakes just ate things like algae...I didn’t realize they actively hunted down other fish.
Yep, they're sharks. Most sharks are carnivorous.
SelfDefenestrator
They're skates
MickeyCallahan
The goldfish seem to have no idea they're in danger. "This is fine."
jhs2595
Never, and I mean never, feed using goldfish. They’re actively unhealthy and feeding live increases general aggression.
so what about human fingersm
Only if it can easily sever/chew them. Large puffers, eels, triggers, snapping turtles, etc.
OneOfTheDaddiesPig
They're... They're gonna be alright though?
muswellhillbilly
They've gone to goldfish city to join the circus
MrStealUrMemes
Yes of course. It's just a prank bro
mobleshairmagnet
They went to live on a farm.
NickRivieraMD
Get well soon
salikarn
No
Sharticorn
Yeah it's like a pokeball up in there
pokemon would be so much different if they used frisbee shaped containers instead of pokeballs
Septcanmat
They’re about to see a whole new world while on a magic carpet ride.
Imakethingsweird
Of course! They live in Digestionland now.
coming to a horrible themepark near you!
TOMMOEX
Was he supposed to eat them? I hope they weren't part of the display
MaladaptedMedic
Yes, the only purpose of putting goldfish with freshwater stingrays is to feed them. They are incompatible tankmates
mrDanielMoore
Is that little shit meant to be eating them
would you rather it starve?
Rays, like most sharks, are carnivorous, but goldfish are slightly toxic so no, he probably shouldn't be eating them.
Drase333
If you put fish together in a tank and one is big enough to eat the other, expect it to happen
TheYoungerChrisEvans
You gonna stop him?
Thorinwolfvein
I mean he is now
RADmadness
I've personally seen one maim a fish out of revenge. He was newly introduced to the rank and this one fish was constantly harassing him.
Until he got it up against the side of the tank and chewed half its body off. He never did that to any of the other fish that we know of.
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
Based on the rest of the contents of that tank, I'm going to guess yes
polkjameskpolk
.little shit's gotta eat something. I believe those particular goldfish are called "feeders"
SacrificialClam
Easy way to justify eating someone alice! "Sorry officer, I thought it was okay to eat him. Someone told me he was a feeder human"
FuriOYuri
Ohhh, wouldn't want that name.
They're also slightly toxic to most other animals and should not be used as feeders. Some animals are resistant to the toxin and can
eat carp as a staple food in their diet, but there isn't a difinitive list of which animals can safely eat goldfish.
ImSorryFriend
Can I eat carp as a staple food?
If you cook it first yes.
Radtastical
Where your entire purpose in life is to be food for another creature.. Rough.
BozoThePie
Nobody tell him about The Great Primeval One
rooftopkorean42992
Aka nature
well if you don't embalm humans they end up food for a lot of tiny things, such is the circle-jerk of life
Dravit
SumRandomMex
Beats passing the butter.
cowboyshooter
Are you a fighter or are you food? Food it is!
I spent 14 years of my life as a boxer, but if you think I'm a snack, well hey. ;)
Mistruths
That's called "the lower class"
SavagePatchKids
That's old terminology. They're called "essential workers" now.
Seyavash
Something something working for someone else getting richer
VirtualNaut
Hmmm... that sounds scarily similar to something.
HoytLancaster
It's like slavery with extra steps!
TheDepressedDM
You ever eat a steak, better yet, anything at all? Be it cow or cabbage, we eat them while more are produced to continue feeding us.
pizzaparty
Existence is inherently unethical and exploitative. It's hard to make peace with that once you realize, but you'll go crazy if you don't.
"You" in the general sense, of course, not you personally.
Nothing like a daily dose of existential dread!
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
Syfulus
aww they are kissing
wantsumfuvk
Ouch
snarkypsych
Did...did we just watch a snuff film??
LeftRightThere
iGeeek
knuckledeepinachicken
Goldfish, like most if not all carp, are slightly toxic and aren't safe to use as feed long-term. Cooking the meat destroys the toxin, but
knuckledeepinachicken
cooked food isn't good for carnivorous fish without the careful addition of supplements. It's just best to avoid goldfish as food.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
GETINMYBELLY.GIF
JACKAL137
The snack that smiles back
StarmineRendezvous
Happy lil flap flap.
BearUnhinged
Next on cold case
BillandTedsUnremarkableTripToCostCo
*FLBPBPBPBPTH*
DrSchlepenstein
Never going to find Nemo now.
wuchaa
Meh give it 6-8hrs
Eio25
Who ever fried that pancake burned the edges?
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
and dropped it in the fish tank. what a waste of pancake batter
senseicombs
I also like goldfish.
Teganrose1
That looks like a river flapjack
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
as opposed to a sea flap flap
Doumdidoum
The utter lack of fighting spirit or fight or flee reflexes from the second goldfish fills me with existential dread.
RedWingedBlackbirds
I think it's sorta smashed up against the glass
Bassemuss
Its squished against the glass I imagine
TLDelapore
Fish overwhelmingly have the most metal deaths.
knuckledeepinachicken
Uhhhhh, I watched a video of a komodo dragon eating a deer's guts while the deer was still standing and trying to run away.
archaGifJumper
That's fresh
TheRicM
This damages the fish
whatamisupposedtodo
NotSoBizarre
DrDadJokes
IN MY (flat) BELLY!
spiritussancto
how do they eat in the wild without a wall to push things against?
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
shove it into the ground?
humanhamburger
yup
scottsinflavortown
Nom nom nom
Eolande2006
Thank you. This is the commentary in my head while I was watching it.
themysteriouszee
Aww, he looks so happy to be murdernomming da fishies.
ThisIsTheBestICanDo
For some reason I always thought sea pancakes just ate things like algae...I didn’t realize they actively hunted down other fish.
knuckledeepinachicken
Yep, they're sharks. Most sharks are carnivorous.
SelfDefenestrator
They're skates
MickeyCallahan
The goldfish seem to have no idea they're in danger. "This is fine."
jhs2595
Never, and I mean never, feed using goldfish. They’re actively unhealthy and feeding live increases general aggression.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
so what about human fingersm
jhs2595
Only if it can easily sever/chew them. Large puffers, eels, triggers, snapping turtles, etc.
OneOfTheDaddiesPig
They're... They're gonna be alright though?
muswellhillbilly
They've gone to goldfish city to join the circus
MrStealUrMemes
Yes of course. It's just a prank bro
mobleshairmagnet
They went to live on a farm.
NickRivieraMD
Get well soon
salikarn
No
Sharticorn
Yeah it's like a pokeball up in there
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
pokemon would be so much different if they used frisbee shaped containers instead of pokeballs
Septcanmat
They’re about to see a whole new world while on a magic carpet ride.
Imakethingsweird
Of course! They live in Digestionland now.
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
coming to a horrible themepark near you!
TOMMOEX
Was he supposed to eat them? I hope they weren't part of the display
MaladaptedMedic
Yes, the only purpose of putting goldfish with freshwater stingrays is to feed them. They are incompatible tankmates
mrDanielMoore
Is that little shit meant to be eating them
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
would you rather it starve?
knuckledeepinachicken
Rays, like most sharks, are carnivorous, but goldfish are slightly toxic so no, he probably shouldn't be eating them.
Drase333
If you put fish together in a tank and one is big enough to eat the other, expect it to happen
TheYoungerChrisEvans
You gonna stop him?
Thorinwolfvein
I mean he is now
RADmadness
I've personally seen one maim a fish out of revenge. He was newly introduced to the rank and this one fish was constantly harassing him.
RADmadness
Until he got it up against the side of the tank and chewed half its body off. He never did that to any of the other fish that we know of.
AllTheseYearsWrestlingGators
Based on the rest of the contents of that tank, I'm going to guess yes
polkjameskpolk
.little shit's gotta eat something. I believe those particular goldfish are called "feeders"
SacrificialClam
Easy way to justify eating someone alice! "Sorry officer, I thought it was okay to eat him. Someone told me he was a feeder human"
FuriOYuri
Ohhh, wouldn't want that name.
knuckledeepinachicken
They're also slightly toxic to most other animals and should not be used as feeders. Some animals are resistant to the toxin and can
knuckledeepinachicken
eat carp as a staple food in their diet, but there isn't a difinitive list of which animals can safely eat goldfish.
ImSorryFriend
Can I eat carp as a staple food?
knuckledeepinachicken
If you cook it first yes.
Radtastical
Where your entire purpose in life is to be food for another creature.. Rough.
BozoThePie
Nobody tell him about The Great Primeval One
rooftopkorean42992
Aka nature
ViolentlyOfferingBeerToSheep
well if you don't embalm humans they end up food for a lot of tiny things, such is the circle-jerk of life
Dravit
SumRandomMex
Beats passing the butter.
cowboyshooter
Are you a fighter or are you food? Food it is!
Radtastical
I spent 14 years of my life as a boxer, but if you think I'm a snack, well hey. ;)
Mistruths
That's called "the lower class"
SavagePatchKids
That's old terminology. They're called "essential workers" now.
Seyavash
Something something working for someone else getting richer
VirtualNaut
Hmmm... that sounds scarily similar to something.
HoytLancaster
It's like slavery with extra steps!
TheDepressedDM
You ever eat a steak, better yet, anything at all? Be it cow or cabbage, we eat them while more are produced to continue feeding us.
pizzaparty
Existence is inherently unethical and exploitative. It's hard to make peace with that once you realize, but you'll go crazy if you don't.
pizzaparty
"You" in the general sense, of course, not you personally.
TheDepressedDM
Nothing like a daily dose of existential dread!