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LetsTalkAboutIt313
Why the fuck would anyone wear that?
Tea1earl1grey1hot
Fair enough.
NerdvanaNC
I know it seems like bullshit, but if I saw that sticking out of the blanket, at night, when I'm half asleep, in the dark? Well.
imthebossofyou
FlyingHighUpsideDown
Yes, sure he didn’t realize
Rauca
Hmmmmmm, seen those tights/hose posted before but no mention of any attack
seckzie
None of this makes any sense, that is not pyjamas and why would anyone ever think that is a snake and why is there blood?
CaptainWolfsburg
RHFiesling
ExpectoPatr0num
To post shit like this, please visit www.facebook.com
eastbayrae
Sir/Ma’am, this is simple mode Facebook!
CrappleJack
Honest officer, i thought it was...SNAKES, yeah, snakes. All a terrrrrible mistake.(whacks wife with bat again) SNAKE
seedye
A friend tripped and broke both wrists a day before she gave birth. Husband got lots of dirty looks at the hospital.
Shinkeito
Well... cause and effect
cfnm2000
True or not, it's still funny and that's all that matters ^_^
p0Onisher
Thor2k4
nope stockings.. mmhmm, dats what you get.
Thor2k4
least he didnt burn it with fire..
LetsTalkAboutIt313
This is probably the first case where a woman was actually asking for it.
TheWhiteBarry
"Well what do you expect dressing like that?"
mikeatc
And they laughed when I invented vagina stockings
MetaSomma
"Honey I didn't know you were so into feet!" "What feet?"
frostythetoad
Bullshit
annoyedOnion
"Guy who hates his wife finally finds his time to strike"
MaskedTrout
Or he just finished watching ""Misery" and the socks were a convenient excuse.
OGchumbles
i want those pajamas, that looks awsome
DonkeyGoat
I'd probably do the same.
Slamtastik
Viciously attack something because you were frightened?
DonkeyGoat
...actually, I'd probably scream like a little bitch and call maintenance
christinthefoothills
Or, you know, things that never happened.
LosPer
That's a dude's foot on the right. LOL
MartianWeasel
Australia?
aboriginalmanhoodquest
Strayyha
cootsjames
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
HULKSMASHMOUTH
Bortis is a meme now? I can deal with that.
NormanReedusLooksLikeHeWouldBeGoodInBed
I dunno. I just thought a gif stating how unfortunate the incident was was a good thing
HULKSMASHMOUTH
I've been seeing him in reply chains around here recently, so you're not the only one.
CrazyCatLord22
holy fuck, what did he do to her foot??
OneGoogleSearchAway
Guess he could have grabbed the shotgun
pareidoliaperson
All jokes aside, this will be my new fetish. That pajama is hot af!
DreamWeavr
The Pistorius defence
VigorousButtstuff
Slow down there, Oscar Pistorius.
TooFunkToDrunction
My grandpa did this. Blew a crumpled up piece of newspaper he thought was a snake to bits.
TooFunkToDrunction
I guess it wasn’t technically a shotgun but revolver that fires shotgun shells
Mityguy
Seems a bit aggressive after just breaking her foot
flufflesaysmeow
Have you never seen old yeller? Time to put the ol’ girl down
marsgoose
Well her foot is broken, what can you do at that point, you can't let her suffer.
MirtoLegrand
tzk132
-Husband probably
retepronnoco
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
TheFlyer88
seafaringsoda
HasturShoggoth
AdultsIIGeriatrics
scooterthepolluter
HellaStank
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Logan9Fingers
SittingInClass
Idk... I'd definitely swing first and ask questions later if I thought there was a snake in my bed.
Mikeiller
Half asleep in the dark, yeah, I'm not going to take time to think things through or get a better look
Zigor22
A major issue in home defense cases to be sure
ICallBullshit
What the fuck do you want
Salvion
I tried hunting the for a source, but found nothing but fake news sites and a 9gag link.
IceCWiener
The guy shows up in a Berets and Beretta video. I think it's called "To do list", but I'm not really sure :/
Obscurify
TheObstinateOne
All the fuckin' time.
RogersPlace
KobeBurger
Who is this guy
AnthonyJanthonyFell
A viner probably
BillGuyTheScienceNye
A legend
Janivire
Zuckerberg Beta1.0
4Astaroth
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mavi222
Not sure, but he has a drinking problem.
cfnm2000
Literally!
dh1089
Sigh....
lncorrectGrammerNazi
thislooksfun
Tikityler
Surely you can’t be serious
Wadzirra
Hey dad
Saltisawayoflife
https://youtu.be/m9-kM-guQtk
allofmycandy
You’re a true hero
spict
Ah, 11 years old and still valid. That's the life of normal people mostly. Not the shooting, just that nothing changes. Thanks!
WellThatsOriginal
TBH they look pretty sexy
RevolutionOnHerLips
A footjob in these would be amazing
WellThatsOriginal
That's not what Mr. Rogers would do
RevolutionOnHerLips
Mr. Rogers wouldn't kink-shame.
CompletelyOrginal
Found the Slytherin
Validek
Not all Slytherin like snakes
WellThatsOriginal
I don't know what Slytherin is.
MetaSomma
That sounds like something a Slytherin would say
WellThatsOriginal
Lol....got me
LivingCactus
You are. Weren't you paying attention?
WellThatsOriginal
Oh!
woozle
IHaveAnAwesomeWizardBeard
KillingTlme
Divorce!
Seizethegap
[LAUGHS IN HOLT]
BahamutBBob
Man, S2 started out so weak. Bortis is fine, but an episode focusing on his pee, then one focusing on his porn addiction?
Stev757
The porn addiction episode was from season 1. It got moved to season 2 when the first season was cut short
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MetaSomma
Nice.
woozle
ha! I posted a similar submission yesterday. the porn stache!
IknowWhoYouAre
where is this dude from?
spict
Seems FAKE DOCTOR WHO TO ME!
MemesAreFunnyYoureNot
Moclus
DesyKat
Technically correct, the best kind of correct.
PrakashOsho
The Orville
idonthaveabetterusername
awesome show
Mack1986
The best stat trek series ever made
IknowWhoYouAre
wot!? orville is in the star trek universe?
dwolvin
Eh, close enough...
MagnorCriol
No, but it’s a great spiritual kin to them. It’s like if Gene Roddenberry had also been a comedy writer.
DesyKat
We prefer the phrase "legally distinct"
NeptuneEclipse
No. It's sort of a less serious (usually) version of Star Trek with lots of jokes. Seth MacFarlane stars if that says anything.
RelativeVelocity
If it was one day accepted into Canon, I wouldn't even be surprised
causality
It's a lot closer to Star Trek than STD is, that's for damn sure.
subzero600
The Orville is bad Star Trek fan fiction. Discovery is a much better show.
MetaSomma
This. A thousand times this.
aflarge
Not technically, but it's Seth MacFarlane's heartfelt love letter to TNG.
lysani
He's a huge Trekkie apparently, and keeps trying to get as much of the Star Trek cast as possible to guest star on The Orville.