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Mar 5, 2018 6:42 PM
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ialwayssaywhyiupvotestuff
Jokes on him. Now he’s going straight to heaven.
zeacorzeppelin10
That would be a holy shit.
Kosekanin
You could have tagged it #LastMetal
theheroinesuglysister
Who has two thumbs and eats bibles.... this guy
MarckW
A piece of the Lord be with him.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Remember when imgur used to laugh at things instead of obnoxiously pointing out that obviously fake things were fake? Good times.
NothingButGoodVibes
This story is false.
pdiddy31415
It tasted Good Book
Coolsailing
Lair!!!! Snopes says so anyways
WanderingCapybara
He probably especially enjoyed the part in Revelation about the beast and 666
turdturdleton
Resz7
BeesKneesJohanson
Well at least he accepted it within himself...to an extent.
jvillager916
https://www.snopes.com/inmate-bible-last-meal/
parasitoid
InsaneInMembrane
As much as I want this to be true, it’s not. https://www.snopes.com/inmate-bible-last-meal/
Kryalis
Snopes is not a credible source.
DoublevBomb
Fact Checking - the real heroics of this website
Groovytree
Vanwolfster
This means that he now has the ability to choose his own destiny in the afterlife either be heaven, hell, or something else entirely. Nice.
zertmaster
draven101
Maybe he wanted to get noticed so he got his face tattooed
KatamariDamaci
Well it does say that we can't live "on bread alone"
Skeleton7War7After7Death
WE NEED ANOTHER HOLY WAR! *Shakes armour at varying speeds*
felixoxo
Wanna know how I got these scars? Choices. Poor, poor choices.
blackcatjasmine
Now he can definitely tell his mom this is not a phase.
GipCee
was it deep fired?
HappyLookouuut
I’ve always sort of wondered... to what extent will the prison go to accommodate an inmate’s last meal request? Anyone (credible) know?
animatronicvelcrorat
They will go pretty far. The requests are usually pretty normal, though
XxCartsxX
Priest-“You must let Jesus into your heart” Inmate-“you mean that’s it? That’s all I have to do? oh no problem”
jps2905661
What did he have for dessert, something light, like the book of Mormon.
Dogchimp
I heard it was dianetics
borderlandsman
you want a torah? naw i'm not hungry
WildWest009
Dragongurl392
I heard it tasted funny.
sowasvonsowas
Outstanding! Touché!
z3lfmoord
The Book of Mormon is easier to understand than the Bible
redherring1248
Nah something more complimentary like the Book of Enoch.
Greatwood
Nah. He's not into junk food
z3lfmoord
You ever read it? Even from a non-Mormon, it’s pretty good cover to cover if you want to understand them more.
FewerNotLess
As an active Mormon: