When I hear another person's opinion.
Bad doggy
Flight Instructor Draws Pair of Penises, Writes 'I'm Bored' in Sky Over Australia
What's a computer?
Heard you guys like OC
Hot farts
Couldn't find that long one. You know what I'm talking about.
So this happened today...
best friends
MRW my wife casually wipes her hand on my pants after eating Cheetos...
hmm
My reaction to the Vader scene in Rogue One.
Never too old
Da fuq?
MRW I was talking to this girl and a bee flew by my face.
Well fuck... just needed some body of Christ.
Stock just went up today for the business savvy
Penn Relays in Philadelphia today. +1 all around for anyone else that was there.
MRW I'm drunk and trying to go upstairs quietly when my parents are asleep.
MR after I was successfully able to stay off imgur long enough to see a spoiler free finale of GoT
After I clean my bathroom... I SWEAR I will replace the TP each time it runs out... Every damn time.
I need this shit.
I found this very uplifting. Just wanted to share.
Introducing Disney's Playmation...
Netflix: Are you there?
I woke up to this
Sometimes abortion is the answer...
Segregation in Ikea.
My fucking flip flops!
What I see every time I go to my doctor for a shot.
Can he get unemployment for this?
When I mention "walk?" to my sleeping dog?
YRW you read over and over again a popular comment you made.
Almost...
Sheep
MRW my anxiety kicks in and I think of all the stupid shit I did during my adolescence.
The presumably British cat who needed directions
The surprisingly well-prepared bucket head.
Cheers to all of you lucky enough to have a Movie Tavern in your area.
Katie Melua finds a spider living in her ear
Yahoo
Stay true to your opinion(s)
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MRW someone says "Would you like the rest of my..."
Yo horse stop fucking around with that post and run!
It's just dirt.
MRW my friend asked me if he could have my last fry.
Cake fail
MRW the drive through lady at McDonald's gave me the rest of the hash browns for free because breakfast was over.
Bitch what?
Damn you Pixar with your feels.
I move all of the pillows to one side of the couch and this happens...
MRW that nigga didn't wave when I let him pull out of the parking lot in traffic.
MRW this fucking potato became self aware.
Nah not in the mood to cry right now.
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What is this wizardry?
Free child's car seat available.
It has finally happened!
MRW when the cop behind me turns on his lights and then passes me.