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BigRedTX
youwotmatey
no one gets the message the first time in this family
RottedOnion
whyyougunnadomelikethat
Wowza.
evilgriff
slotheroll
TheRealR0tb3rt
Could be worse. you could have been black.
MontsterTacks
Why TWO black eyes. Didn’t listen the first time.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
This is a great joke about how frequently police and their spouses get pink-eye thanks to the unsanitary nature of their jobs. Around 40% of all police end up transfering pink eye to their significant others. Just search "40% of police" to find out more.
SquaresUnfiltered
doctorId
Starfury42
Cop: You match the description of someone we're looking for. Person: You match the description of a wife beater.
Tumescentpie
Someone tell Matt rife that this is how you tell an abuse joke.
illmx
Matty3D
Tacoma FD is one of the best shows ever.
tarataqa
AdamGenesis
Same shade too.
meganical
pip1
Nuttsy
See!? It's such a fine profession, they have extra high reporting rates! 🥰
wisher1977
BklynPunisher
Is that Pete Davidson?
BigRedTX
Ol Butthole Eyes
BklynPunisher
inkadikt
DarkSock
killbillsexwife
TheGhostOfFutureDisappointments
hgfurgyhauh4uhghghuhgiqguhniij
You're 3 times more likely to be beaten if you live with a cop.
bekkayya
three times more likely for them to FREELY ADMIT to it, actual number is unknown but worse
JarJarBinksKisser
I grew up with a friend who was legitimately scared of their father. She was so scared he would kick down her door and beat her. Cop families yo.
Kbantar
My dad was an amazing man and a cop. I literally never saw him angry once. But meeting his coworkers means I am nervous around police. (He died in 1988.)
DontYaMindMe
"Well of course, IAM THE LAW !!!"
69thStPepper
In tangentially related disturbing statistics, a woman is twice as likely to be murdered if she's pregnant
Gingerbreadgearhead
Can confirm, dated a cop for 4 years and got punched and kicked during fights, I'm a man
theovermynd
Was the cop also a man or were you dating a female cop?
trekxtrider
Funny except when it was true
HeroofTimeampersandSpace
Hahaha Domestic Violence Is Funny!
mike13815
Humor is as valid a method of conveying ongoing tragedy as any other and can reach people other methods won't.
drw16
haha ridiculing cops for being ddomestic abusers because they tend to get off scot free, so catharsis is the closest thing we can get to justice... is funny!
meganical
It’s not funny but a bit of humor or talking about absurdities is a coping mechanism to deal with serious issues. Everybody copes in their own ways so we should try to be less judgmental
OriginalAndWitty
That's dark, just like a police officer's wife's eyes.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Like the children in that cop’s school district, dark humor never gets old.
APassingPlasticBag
LetTheJimmiesRustle
They arent dark, he just had to tell her something twice.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Police officer's wifes' eyes. You bump the second ' down one in a series of possessives.
azarza
mvp
fartymarty42
softballguy
That joke is so juvenile, a priest tried to fuck it.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Joke so dark the cops shot it in the back 13 times.
Trollero
... as a warning
13andido
And their son’s
fartymarty42
And their victims’ skin
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Joke so dark is just got 5 years for jaywalking.