Gay cats. Cats who are gay
Go vote today!
Gimme a trophy, I guess
Some people hate it, but I love it.
My cooler with old Texas band stuckers
Does the whole "all orange cats share one braincell" theory also apply to tigers?
Abby says "if I can't see you, you can't see me"
I saw the limited release of Godzilla Minus One Minus Color today. Still awesome.
Let's get wierd
In case you forgot
Abby heard a bird chirping outside
.....Why?
I don't know who Marco is, but he makes a damn good lobster
Abby doing the weird shit she does
I don't post selfies. But here is the tattoo I got yesterday!
Where the magic happens
It's good to be cooking again
How dare you question my mental stability on this, the day of my cat's Quinceañera? Happy 15th birthday, Abby!
Pie-a-betes
Abby turned 14ish yesterday!
My solo Thanksgiving tradition continues with a new pie added to the mix
Look at that baby.
Let's go stare at the sun!
Three drones shitting up the revolving door at work
Mixed signals
Imgur today
Abby is a proper lady who crosses her legs at the ankle.
My biggest boy, Lurch
When you're a banana
Garlic breath for days
I'm a handful
My big boy, Herman
Did you know you can order these while blind stinking sober?
Beef and broccoli with rice in my fancy new shallow bowls.
I had an idea to put fried eggs on my quesadilla.
International Mountain Day
I voted!
Fuel for a long day of watching A Christmas Story on repeat.
My sweet Abby
I may have jumped the gun on making pot roast. The AC is still running.
This could be us
Instead of a Christmas selfie, enjoy my cat watching the Christmas classic, Gremlins.
Thanksgiving Traditions can be whatever you want.
Find someone who looks at you the way Abby looks at me.
Brain Egg
Does anyone else have a hard time actually committing to sticker placement?
Hawaiian style feast for the holiday
Thinking about those beans.
I don't know what's up with the mug posts, I just want to feel included.
14°F in Texas. Time for a big ol' pot pie while we wait for Gov Rolling Blackouts to determine our fate.
Heidi Klum took the whole "would you still love me if I was a worm" question to a new level
Instant Ramen Carbonara (and if my grandmother had wheels...)
PO-TAY-TOES