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Apr 1, 2026 11:06 PM
Lassannn
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KAPTKipper
I only wish Walter Cronkite was still doing the TV news
Kittenman15
"What year is this?"
rydecker
Priorities?
maincarrot
Epsteiiiiiiiiiin Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilesssssssss!!!!!
WHERE THEY AT.
Crosseyedcockatoo
Fuck, I’m old enough to get all four jokes.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
The moon stuff is pretty cool. Lots to be learned in space, glad we are moving back to exploration.
Kats8652
CrumpetsWithHoneyAreCrumpetsWithBeeVomit
Tehran. Shit.
Sebastopol140
History repeating... except the Moon part is almost totally eclipsed.
circuspandabear
hushpuppyextraordinaire
colewest25
Hey I've seen this one! It's a classic! -Marty McFly
Jest3r123
Don't blame me. I voted for kodos.
Antifalalalala
The second they bring back the draft millions of christian MAGA men will suddenly claim it's against their religion to go to war or kill.
Jimmytheeel
Yup. Thats conservatives. Taking us back to the good ol days
Dimedius
I had to see when the moon mission was planned to see if it wasn't part of the distractions.
3Davideo
Well at least *one* of those is a good thing.
AlwaysCloudyInGermany
I wanted Iran and North Korea to be freed 20 years ago, I just did not want someone like Trump to do it :(
ThisGuyPostingThings
Hey, a Canadian and a woman are part of the team who're going around the Moon, so something's changed in the positive column.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
And a black man! Although he didn’t seem too hyped about the distinction in an interview I saw 😕
DrunkenMarineBiologist
RooGryphon
Its Iraq this cycle
morninggloryshade777
All because of one crazy SOB.
ElbowDeepInAGoblin
+ all who voted for him + all who refuse to protest him (Standing with signs isn't protest. It's cosplay) + all who roll over for every illegal thing he does + all who refuse to take a shot; It's because of everyone.
Badgerbadgerson3
Good gods I hope they try the draft. Imagine how many recruiters will quit after having their face laughed at 20 times in one day.
tidepool
Draft means you are forced to enlist. Recruiters won’t have anything to do with it. Basic training leaders though…
TyrannusEquus
At least we'll get some amazing music?
eathotdog
Gorillaz released a new album but its kind of mediocre
TyrannusEquus
Dang. I love them
Threemorewishes
1969 again
Lassannn
Makes sense. The country was fucking falling apart back then.
OregonComputerGuy
I wish the cost of living was as it was in '69
CptChunk
Pandemic of the 20s (albeit a mishandling), facsim of the 40s, draft of the 60s, more or less he’ll take as much of the shitty parts and bits and pieces of highlight topics of the last 100 years and make the Temu version of it all under his name.
reurra
Civil unrest and protesting too!
RuminatingYak
Except for the music. Can we get that back too?
scarlettsletters920
I'll take the cars
RooGryphon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7IZxXMc_cc how's this
RuminatingYak
Good choice. I accept.
ddubya42
We're in the summer of '69
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Someone get John Cougar Melloncamp on the phone!
SamAndJanetEvening
Bryan Adams, but yeah!
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Shit!
duktayp
Disgraced president, resigning from office, getting pardoned by the vice president...
JestersWing
I came to the realization today that he's moving forward with the ballroom SPECIFICALLY so that he can preemptively be in the bunker underneath for Jan 6 2.0.
Whether that be in 2027 if Dems have any power to make things difficult for him, or in 2029 when the process for the "next" president is supposed to be sworn in.
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
I'm so dreading that pardon he might try and give himself, or have Vance give him. Or worse yet, any coming Democrat down the line giving him a pardon for "decorum" or some dumb shit.
3Davideo
Nixon resigned because even Congressional Republicans considered his actions unacceptable.
swofromtherock
Seems in the last couple days that we're getting there...
3Davideo
I'm skeptical. It took 1970s Republicans two years to reach the point to consider Nixon sufficiently toxic to stop covering for him, and partisanship is WAAAAAAAAAAY stronger now.
swofromtherock
So is the deceit, the crimes, the influence up for grabs
Lassannn
He ain't gonna fucking resign. I do hold out a very vague hope that they remove him from office. But it won't happen.
HairyChairstepper
The only possible decent outcome is if potus, vp, the whole cabinet, and all the sycophants in congress and the house are gathered in one place, like say a giant gaudy gold ballroom, and are all simultaneously taken out by a gas leak.
tidepool
We gotta run a psyop on him and convince him to resign. Like bots that post “we don’t deserve Donald Trump, this country is so ungrateful. If I was him I’d give the job two middle fingers and go where I’m respected. He should TOTALLY get his own podcast or TV show to host. True MAGA will love that. Let JD Vance have the ungrateful bitches of the world tear him apart every day.”
OperationRustysBlanket
Probably give up on that vague notion
Joedog624
Wait until after the first of the year. They'll 25th him so Vance can run twice and have a decade in office. With the voter suppression, gerrymandering, etc., theyre banking on a presidential win. And Vance has already proven himself a willing and capable puppet.
Sebastopol140
Dying in public while shitting himself would also be a nice ending.
terminaI
Apparently he's shitting himself even while alive.
Sebastopol140
It's a start.. a shart.