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Mustard and Ketchup when the fridge door closes.
Nearly took the day off from work.
Solar eclipse as viewed from the far side of the Moon.
Have some cute for your slow Saturday night.
Meanwhile...in Alamance County, NC...
Carroll Crater, now named after Commander Reid Wiseman's wife, who died in 2020 from cancer.
I'm too tired to photoshop an Artemis picture into this.
Flat-earthers have gotta be SO FUCKING PISSED OFF right now!
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The two bright spots in the lower right corner are Mars and Saturn. You can see the redness of Mars and Saturn's rings.
I suck at drawing arrows.
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Not even Jesus can save a psychopath.
I wonder if Pete namd the horse "Incitatus." There's a high-brow joke for your Good Friday.
Looks like something out of "Return to Castle Wolfenstein."
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Happy Easter.
Son of man, a man in time you'll be.
It looks like Lassannn posted this. Would you like to tell him "fuck you"?
Moon, near side.
The Moon's ass mooning ya.
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Reminder: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.
Earth here is upside down from the way we're used to looking at it. The brown desert spot is Western Sahara with the Strait of Gibraltar under it.
Far side of the Moon. During flyby, the astronauts noted multiple bright flashes on the surface, which were meteor impacts. The Moon is constantly being struck.
Earthset. Newest photo from the Moon.
Isn't this the first year in imgur's history when we haven't done some fun quirk for a day?
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Gym day tomorrow!
There's a rumor that he did, in fact, have some sort of medical episode yesterday, but of course, unlike us, the mere working class, he has an entire team of the best physicians and medicine money can buy. And it's not his money. It's ours.
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Expect loss of signal for 40 minutes, 4 and a half minutes from the time of this meme's upload: 6:39 PM, EDT.
Oh, they bring it up here and there, but in the equivalent of the lost and found section of a newspaper.
Hey, Pam Bondi.
Of course we already have kik. That's close.
Seems like each year I become allergic to something else.
For the time being anyway...
Me realizing I'm a year older now than Tom Hanks was when he was in The Green Mile.
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In honor of tomorrow's Moon mission, I am mooning you tonight, imgur. Enjoy the zoom.
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splendiferouskittymikekittymike69beezer12washingbeard@hotmail.com
The Minocqua Brewing Company in Wisconsin is offering free beer all day the day Trump dies. But you have to go to their taproom.
Lo, there do I see my father.
Have some classic Monty Python for your slow Tuesday.
Finally, Japan answers the call to open the Strait of Hormuz.
The kind of steak the dwarves of Erebor would stop forging just to watch cook.
This is all because of the vindictiveness of the Boomer far-right.
Drove 3 hours yesterday with the window open during the peak of pine pollen.
Republican lawmakers reading the Constitution for the first time.
Satan reading the Epstein Files.
Me, reading that the Salt Bae is a professional "chef" who has multiple restaurants around the world that charge people up to $1,750 for a steak covered in gold leaf.
NC Zoo has two newborn sand cat kittens!
MRW turbotax asked if I'd like to donate $3 to the presidential campaign fund.
The Force is strong with this one...