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Jun 21, 2013 2:47 PM
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dStorms
FINALLY A COMMERCIAL FOR USSS!! There are too many sexy women commercials, i need moar of this
oooamilkywaybar
*swoon* Baby, put it back on and take it off again. This time, don't break eye contact.
dressedtokill24
Yup. Sex sells.
narwhalstastegreatwithnutella
I'll be in my bunk. Ignore the buzzing sound.
GoatsOnGoatsOnGoats
As a straight male, I am now a mostly-straight male
jellessica101
Probably the smartest damn thing Kraft has done in a century.
immortalwendy
THIS IS KRAFT? I like Kraft now...
LawfulWaffle
I don't think this is an effective cooking lesson.
immortalwendy
I think that it... is
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Submitted at the request of @RachaelTheRiviter and @tiste
ChainmailChick
oh my god what is he selling. is that wall? I WILL BUY THAT WALL. is it the stove? YES I'LL TAKE TEN. wait, salad dressing? ...to the store!
olofyr
I'd dry hump dat
prestonoid
This is for Cooking!! So it'd be a dry rub ;)
TrappedInCabinets
I now understand why guys have sex on their mind all the time - if I had hotness like this marketed at me all day every day I'd...horny.
ItsLeviOsa24601
He has the "V"...and the D
Grenville
Feeling gay...and hungry.
prestonoid
"Hungry"
sra49
I think there should be a cooking show starring this man. I would become a muuuchhhh better cook.
KageSays
Really? I wouldn't. I mean I'd be drooling, but not because of the food....
MrSirNobody
You'd want to eat "something else" IfyouknowwhatImean.gif
Becca9904
Guys, I'm reading 50 shades right now and I totally didn't need this added to it. I'm all over the place.
perlsucks
Posts like this keep me from having to do that "foreplay" stuff with my wife.
ninjasheep911
oh! Oh my!
Bufy99
That "v".. mercy me!
PennyIsMyName
I want my boyfriend to dress up like that for me when he cooks. I just can't decide which apron I like the most! Or if i want him to cook.
baciandrio
I'll be right back....feeling a tad 'zesty' at the moment.
SANDPAPERFISTFUCK
That's one of the sexiest comments I have ever read on imgur.
baciandrio
I'll just quote the words of the awesome George Takei in response ' Oh MY!' (glad you liked it)
frenzyalexis
Who is this man.
candycoatedraindrops
... and why is he not waiting for me in bed?
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Anderson Davis. http://www.andersondavis.net/ My ovaries are doing weird things.
MrSirNobody
Can I rent him, for science?
frenzyalexis
Thank you. /drools
FlatPlutoSociety
Well then, welcome to my "Yeah, I'm straight, buuuuut..." list, Mr. Davis!
OPsMum
im suddenly feeling very inferior as a man.
CrazyCatYoungLady
How I think I look like:![]()
FartedWhileMakingUpName
ooh baby
treyarchi
Lol
Braethias
I'll take that second one, thanks. Oh that's how you look? Hiya.
AllisonnDiannee
so accurate
lushalegran
I think I'm in lesbians with you
romanticanddrenchedinsin
SCOTT PILGRIM +1
DanielLiversage
you just won
Catma
What I think I look like* or How I think I look*
BecomeAnAstronaut
THANK YOU.
roadsect
now. suck.
Bencifer
Yes we are all aware of that.
daisywilhelmina
Oooh is that from Risky Business?
DiscomfortZone
Ferris Bueler.
ihopethisisanonymousenough
most accurate description ever
bauhead
this is way too accurate for me right now..
AllOfTheCandyCorn
I favorited this post just because of your comment.
CrazyCatYoungLady
:D
Donpoohbear2
god u just gave me the weirdest boner for stitch now
bleepbloopbleepbloopbleep
I was waiting for him to rip his skin off in the last one.
bibliophilic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtZ0yctlRdE
thequeenishome
That's exactly what I was about to post. +1
RandomErraticPerson
It would certainly add colour to the scene.
IMissYourMusk
Maybe you should spend a little less time on the internet.
Archaicorder
That's a thing?
FSMwombat
Upvote for the women ;)
FSMwombat
And for the men who like that
elerico
representin'!
buhonero
yaay! :D
seabasssaidthat
and for the wombat who liked that comment.
irrelephantusername
"lets get zesty"
slipknotcdny
okay!
DiscomfortZone
YES LET'S
GarageQueen
I understood that reference. :)
krq316
I actually said this out loud with a lisp. It was amazing. Thank you.
zxoiqiox
never skip leg day...
blueberrycupcakes
Why isn't this top comment?
YouLilJerk
Why do I want to work out legs, I've got two of them don't I ?
JordanEpstein
exactly what I was thinking.... its horrifying!
TotalSmartAss
that's kinda what I got out of watching this too
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Maybe there's something wrong with me, but to me there is absolutely nothing wrong with his legs.
zxoiqiox
nothing wrong with them, but compared to his upper body, his legs look weak.
irrelephantusername
i actually bit my lip.
Nouseforausername
Ditto!
ColdWetAnimalNoses
I actually just pictured you biting your lip.
GreenTeaGal
I grinned and laughed like a giddy moron
BeardKhan
That's good. We do much more *naughty* things when we get *excited* about women on the internet.
datbat
You are not the only one!
MessyHandsHappyHeart
guilty as well. DAMN ATTRACTIVE MEN!
MaCro1
bigdog1983
who didn't?
IPaidForThisName
theDogWhisper
guh I'm a guy and I can't get enough of this gif in other news HE WAS FILMING IN MY TOWN LAST WEEK!! OMGOMGOMG (sunderland, MA)
Rockin
I will ALWAYS upvote this gif. ALWAYS.
EricMatthews
This gif always makes me question my sexuality. ALWAYS
BeardKhan
really? you probably should question it more often then.
TrustMeImTheDoctor3907
oh goodness that gif...
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
The full video, for no other reason than pure lust: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27xs3alDA74
Dalylah
Awwwww, yiiiiiiiiiissssssssss!
SamuraiFoxes
Science! The imguys say it's for science!
lavitaebella
He's so hot I wanna cry of loneliness. However, I have to ask: Italian dressing on chicken?!
ImabouttogoTRexonthesenuggets
I love it when people post things so I dont have to look it up
justcallmejoe
Thank you! I love you
bibliophilic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWnIhFd8gA
BIRDSnshit
no... for science
DasDovian
You. I like you.
christaleuning
this one is good too http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=rLqci6rTi6Q&NR=1
Cambric
You're killing it with the front page posts.
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
I honestly didn't think this was gonna make it. I haven't been this excited to go viral in quite awhile. This man is doing something to me.
Cambric
I think I'd be mass downvoted if I did this of a woman, but I refuse to do it of a guy just to make front page!
creatingusernamesgivesmeanxiety
Nah, hot women go far in User Sub. Hot men usually don't. This one got lucky.
Cambric
They go far, but the viral guardians rarely allow them to get to front page.