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Apr 27, 2018 8:32 PM
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ISayFuckAllTheTime
So howcome it's easier to fuckin jump higher when you're running, instead of a straight vertical leap? Someone educate me please. I is dum.
CoolAndy87
Ive been doing the triple jump wrong the whole time.
BirdFondler
Like a majestic fucking eagle
AgainstMethod
Have all of Imgur's thirsty straight women and gay men taken the evening off today; why is this comment thread so wholesome?
CabbagePizza
Jesus, there’s a massive hole under the bar. Take the easy road dude!
StonedBoneMalone
I giggled. :^)
Fairdinkums
Why go big when you could go home?
strugglesnuggler
PARKOUR!
WholesomePyromaniac
Like for real though. He could legitimately just fit underneath it.
AnotherMeetingWithHR
I can do that I just don’t want to
PoppinLochNessHopster
Well, you're not wrong.
HiMeSkye
Justonemoredrinkypoobud
WarDragon1984
Technically true, in that you didn't want to go to the effort of training for it like he did.
Lexx78
Yeah, but can you dunk?
theheebs25
first two jumps I was like ok.....this it? then I was like oh.....that's it
HankThePropaneTank
I thought that rock wall was a bunch of people in risers watching him.
Squeesus
I thought there was gonna be balls in that guys face
Laylah77
Damn.
thedeg
Raileks
Reminds me of someone https://m.popkey.co/e8a0ae/J68l6.gif
iskallt
Fy fan
NotACanadian
*Mario jump noise*
Urinemywetsuit
He's like a gazelle
Bogwoppit77
White men can jump .... sometimes.
Normalisk
When no one gives a crap you're a superhero so you make the walls look like a crowd of spectators
Dericci
Extremely impressive
mikeatike
That isn't that impress... Woah.
DaSuccster
HAAH. HUAH ..... HHHHHYYYYYAAAAAUUUGGGHHUUUAAAAAH
baturro
Why is that other guy there?
cangarejos
I can easily do that and even hand a Gatorade to my shirtless friend after he finishes jumping
minigreyhound
KnifeKnut
This is how they used to do the high jump.
CanuckleheadChick
Does this guy have a name?
auserwithaname
I too am curious.
ThisIsGod
Probably not. I think it was a government experiment.
theresgarlicinthatnebula
for science?
dicksmashercunt
Sometimes I trip over the carpet divider.
DancingPanther
They're bounthy trounthy flounthy pounthy fun fun fun fun funnn
AgainstMethod
But the most wonderful thing about incredibly athletic muscular dudes is he's the only one.
busychillin
Okay okay...one white man can jump.
gynonurseifixyourladybits
And what an amazing specimen...not an ounce of fat and absolutely NOTHING jiggled when he jumped.
BloodyGarbage
his peepis prolly did
DefinitelyHateYou
I guarantee you his organs still have a fat cushion.
RonSwansonCat
You weren't looking close enough
Un0riginalComment
Actually I was. I wanted to see how close that guy was to getting tea bagged and I honestly can't tell
SuperBekah86
Is he White?
astronomyisfun
looks pretty goddamn white to me
cancerriddenlung
He ain't black
Boter316
clearly he's purple
tankytaurus
I’m dead lol
snowwhyyt
I would have knocked the bar down just trying to walk under it. Current skill level displayed below.
hoopinghannah
She really hits her head hard on that floor. She ok?
amp99
AnthroPanda
missing by one inch and Windows project could have stopped forever.
TheChappy
Bill gates?
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
Bill gates.
Lexx78
Bill Gates!
MrRubberBurner
Billy goats
ImgursLibertarian
Hi, Billy Goates with a specil TV offer, watch me eat this delicious tin can and head butt an otter...
Asianbomber13
Goats billy
Phatplat
Gill Bates
WTFJohnny
Cringe ..Smart people are retarded..cringe
WTFJohnny
Ohh get off bill gates nuts and jump a chair, it’ll be cool and help you make friends
Zynnyzoo
What the fuck, Johnny?
isayzoop
chill
Tspald92
Tell me, what about this is retarded? Dudes got mad hops.
WTFJohnny
Bill gates jumping over a chair ? Mad hops yo . And yes to show off that your special skill is jumping a chair.. cringe worthy and retarded
Varimothras
I think his special skill is building a software company
thisisagoldfish
Ran out of peanut butter? Cause you just jelly
WTFJohnny
I laughed and of course I am !! Dudes got fat stacks and olympic ups and downzies
IHaveTheWorstGaydar
New favorite line