Good Friday
Captain Jean-Luc Picakeday
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Free and fair elections are overrated anyways. /s
Take a long, hard look in the mirror.
TIL my studio apt's mini-fridge can fit Ben&Jerry's pints and still have room for whisky ice-cubes in the tiny fucking freezer.
When the world needs him most, let me be the first to present, the One, the Only, my best friend: Angry Cat.
Not to gas you up too much...
The Sad
Make a pass at her mother... Her father?
I regret nothing.
Umm...
Christmas selfie.
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Well well well...
MRW I just graduated and see the interest accrued on my loans.
Asking the real questions.
Get Out
Every. Goddamn. Time.
God knows what you really want Imgur, so here's a trash panda chasing a laser pointer.
Curbees
MRW my girlfriend thinks her farts are smelly, then I cook up something only seen in nightmares.
Catmas is just around the corner, prepare yourselves...
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MRW my King is on his balcony.
Moon Moon
Bottle Rocket