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Jul 19, 2017 9:43 PM
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Yennachos
My dog Monty used to get so upset when i was crying he would give me kisses and wouldn't stop staring in my face until i felt better.
ZeroCoolisCrashOverride
My dog used to sleep at the foot of my bed. Since my daughter was born he always sleeps equidistant between my room and my daughter's room.
SunshineRose
Our cat alerted us that an outlet behind a cabinet had caught fire
DropKickHead
Cats are good for that. Just that wide eyed THE FUCK IS THAT look they get when they need to tell us CHECK ON THAT SHIT YO. Bless their soul
TrustMeImABassist
My cat doesn't leave my mother side since she had a depressive crisis. He nursed her back to health.
pelusita35
My cat started to do that when I started the same type of crisis. He would find me and lay with me till I calmed.
IrrelevantCat
I lost class presidency and came home crying. My cat went up to me and rubbed her face with mine, wiping the tears away.
SJohnson23
Let the baby have his bottle.
Valgyan
Not run away from me when i force them to lay next to me. Thats pretty kind.
Sinia
I had a cat who would hug anyone who cried. She'd jump on you, wrap her paws around your neck and squeeze so hard her claws would dig in.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
Trying to kill you while you're vulnerable.
Sinia
She was also a crazy purring machine. I've never seen another cat that was so intensely affectionate.
FlexPops
My first dog used to walk my sister and I the the end of the driveway everyday and wait for the bus to come, didnt matter what temp 1/2
FlexPops
It gets fucking cold here too, everyday when the bus came she would be waiting to walk us back to the house. She was the best dog. 2/2
dfrazier
Thanks to my dog I have never been attacked by the mail person.
SparkleJBacontits
When I was having a rough day my bird started saying "you're so pretty" I felt better until I realized he was talking to his mirror.
NotACanadian
Your problem was assuming dinosaurs have the ability to care about mammals.
beerbikesandbourbon
This is hidden in the comments but highly underrated
CertifiedAgreer
My cat loved me. That's a first and only.
jennpoo958888
I had a cat named butch, i ended not being able to keep him so i gave him to my grandma, she tells me that on several occasions he has >>>>
jennpoo958888
Woken her up because she has diabetes and her blood sugar was too high.
pelusita35
Wow! Saved her life!!
jacksparrah
I have severe anxiety at night. The very first night after I adopted him, I had an episode and he put his head on my chest until I was okay.
slickmagic
My cat once woke me up and meowed at me until I followed her to the living room where someone had left the propane heater on.
sanguine25
My cat would walk to the bus stop with me when I was in highschool and sit with me till the bus came. He did many awesome things... RIP Dot.
GrassfedChicken
Mine tried to go onto the bus with me and was very confused when I wouldn't let him.
yay4me
My dog protected me from a blue jay that wasn't paying any attention to me.
FyreCrawtch
I have been protected from many a squirrel, who didnt give a shit about me.
eviscera
My dog for many years protected our family from traffic cones and strollers.
Mahjarrat
My dog protected me from bears and wolves.
absoliutenus
my dog shit on the carpet, and stole a sausage from my neighbors cookout later and brought it to me
phizatmatt
My dog stole my sandwich off my lap once... guess that was cool.
PeopleNeedToStopStealingMyOCUsername
@WallpaperQuotes
natatatles
Boyfriend fostered a dog that liked to try to steal food. Until he stole the horseradish layer of a Ruben
SoHighFashion
My 160 pound English Lab, Hunter, use to hump my pillow...go to lay down after school and it would be all wet and sometimes sticky
itsnotracistifitstrue
eww
HighestHorse
"You need to lose weight Phizatmatt, let me help you." -Doggo, 2017
phizatmatt
-Goofball, miss ole girl. Rest well.
kaiserposted
I once woke up having a panic attack and tried to make it to the bathroom but collapsed in the hallway I couldn't move or call for help 1/2
kaiserposted
My dog woke up got under my chest and pushed me up and helped carry me on his back to the bathroom he stayed til it passed
GrassfedChicken
Lid broke on the scorpion enclosure and I didn't know it got out. Cat kept trying to put himself between me and it.
GrassfedChicken
He was terrified of it but kept trying to protect me.
DropKickHead
Protect the food giver!
affairwthgravity
When I was 16 my BF killed himself. I remember laying in bed bawling and my chihuahua laid on my chest and stayed with me until I stopped.
somethingsomethingmcbob
????
HoneyBunchesOfStoats
I'm sorry to hear that, I hope things are going better for you these days.
EnvelopeOfDoom9000
<3
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
So sorry for your loss, but I must congratulate you on the first correct use of 'bawling' I've seen in forever. Ppl keep saying 'balling.'
ExquisiteConundrum
When I was 25ish my bff died. I don't remember crying very much but I was numb. But my big tubby cat didn't leave my side because he just
ExquisiteConundrum
Knew something was really wrong with me. Animals man... ❤❤
aseriesofunfortunatebutcompletelyavoidableevents
My cat loved my ex boyfriend. As soon as we broke up though, and he came over to grab his stuff she could tell something was wrong. She 1/2
aseriesofunfortunatebutcompletelyavoidableevents
Wouldn't even look in his direction.. he'd reach to pet her and she'd recoil. She walked past him and jumped in my lap and wouldn't get 2/3
aseriesofunfortunatebutcompletelyavoidableevents
Up till he left. Loyal a.f. 3/3
Firefluff
My BF and i were fighting last month. Both dogs (one is his) became my pup-tourage and followed me everywhere. They comforted me a lot.
connorcat
I had bad insomnia and my cat had crawled under my bed to die. Kept getting up for water and such and she crawled onto the bed to >>
MinnesotaTom
Damn onions. ;_;
Ryanator50
My grandma, who I used to live with, used to have this cat who always hissed at me and tried to swipe me when I passed by. 1/3
Ryanator50
A while ago the cat began to die. one night she crawled under my bed, and I was like "Fuck off muffin, I'm not waking up to that smell" 2/3
Ryanator50
so I put on some heavy winter gloves and pulled her out of there, biting and scratching the shit outta me. She died a few days later. 3/3
connorcat
Lol aww poor Muffin. And poor you too.
Ryanator50
well thanks for not calling me an asshole. I sorta felt like one while admitting that. but she really did hate me.
connorcat
snuggle with me. She stayed there and let me pet her until I finally fell asleep. Then she went under my bed and passed away.
PotooGeatAndWise
I'm gonna have to explain to my wife why I'm crying in bed... again.
DanTheViking
:'(
snykat
Nooooo, I want the kitty to live. Tell me a lie and say the kitty was just playing a trick.
connorcat
I got two adorable (and evil) kittens a while later if that helps? They're grown now but they're both something else XD
snykat
It kind of helps... if your happy then I'm happy!
TheGuyWhoOnlyPostsGIFs
schrodingerscatinabag
That's a terrible nice story.
connorcat
It actually really helped me make peace with it. I had her since I was 8 and she was around for 17 years.
schrodingerscatinabag
Same situation sorta, but my gf's dog of 16 years. The dog waited for the family to go to sleep before passing,odd how animals live off love
Oldsummoner7
My daughter was being attacked by 2 neighbor's dogs. Fought them both off until I got there. Definitely saved her life.
Fatdicksinmybutt
Are you the pet? If not then how is this about your pet?
RobotMorty
Haha hello yes this is dog
NeynasGhost
The pet fought the neighbor dogs until help arrived.
Mojayokok
I'm confused (?). Are you bragging about 'saving' someone when this is supposed to be strictly about pets or did I misread it?
Oldsummoner7
No my dog fought off two German shepards.
Mojayokok
That’s pretty awesome, hope your baby was OK afterwards.
BarBartheMule
When I was 10, I had a Persian cat that woke me up in the middle of the night by knocking over my little waste basket. Annoyed, I got up (1)
BarBartheMule
and when I looked at him, his eyes were wide and kept looking at my window. That's when I saw a shadow of a man's head moving (2)
TheGuyWhoOnlyPostsGIFs
Mojayokok
I've always loved that gif.
BarBartheMule
I tried to wake up my mom's boyfriend but he ignored me. The next day, someone had slashed his tires and written 'bitch' on his black truck.
BarBartheMule
I believe my cat had tried to warn me about someone being outside our house (4)
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Creepy!!
mikeatike
I got attacked by a doberman when I was a kid. My Great Dane broke through our sliding glass door to save me.
fuel426
My dog helped my nephew, it was a bigger and stronger dog; he didn't cared.
mikeatike
Yep,engage protection mode. There's video of lap dogs chasing off bears.
RyoukoSama
Yeah, more details. Was your dog hurt by the glass?
mikeatike
Actually I should clarify: he popped the door out of it's track a d knocked it down, not breaking the glass.
RyoukoSama
Okay, thanks
Andiyou
More details please.
SandshoesAndaScrewdriver
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DropKickHead
Just leaves us hangin
mikeatike
Sry was asleep.
RichPurnellisaSteelyEyedMissileMan
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mikeatike
Not much to give. I was riding a bike on the street and got attacked by the neighbors dog. 15 stitches in my foot.
Andiyou
Was your dog okay? Did the other dog get out down? Was your mom mad? Tell me a story, I'm bored, we all are. That's why we're here.
mikeatike
Hell yeah my dog was ok. Only reason why he diddnt kill the other one was my mom called him back. Other dog was sent away but not killed.
mikeatike
That was at my Mom's request as well. I did not understand it as a kid, but I do now.
mikeatike
My dog was inside since he would follow me I to the street. I want supposed to be out since my mom wasn't outside to watch.
mikeatike
My gd was a giant puppy, didn't know his size. But you dont fuck with the owner of a GD.
RyoukoSama
Ty
MethelyneBlue
My brother was like 3. There was a party in our cul-de-sac and my little brother took an older kid's skateboard and surfed on it out of the
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cul-de-sac and onto the highway nearby. My mom didn't even realize he was gone. Our border collie puppy came barking and pulling her towards
MethelyneBlue
the road. She didn't understand and told the dog to stop. Told Jewel to go find my little brother. The dog ran off then the next thing you
MethelyneBlue
know the dog was dragging my little brother back by the seat of his pants while he screamed like a banshee. My mom realized it, grabbed him
MethelyneBlue
and we rewarded the dog like a queen. Best dog I've ever had.
TwoForFlinching
Ha. I like your name. I work in the science lab at our community college and just today I was ordering supplies for methylene blue!
MethelyneBlue
Thanks! If you stick methylene blue in brownies, or make someone ingest it as a prank, it turns their urine bright blue!! :P
TwoForFlinching
That's an expensive prank!
Inhuman87
Waaaaay back in the day- age 3 or 4, I was playing around in our back yard while my mom was doing dishes. She sees our big-ass pitbull (1/5)
Inhuman87
shove me over and start snapping her gator-killer jaws at the air around me, mom proceeds to flip out and run into the back yard (2/5)
Inhuman87
thinking that I was about to be eaten. Turns out that I'd gotten into a wasp nest and that beautiful red-nosed cuddlebug was snappin' (3/5)
Inhuman87
at & eating wasps so they wouldn't get to me. Not a scratch on me, the dog was fine afterwards too, and my mom realized we had hit the (4/5)
Inhuman87
jackpot for red-nosed oversized breadloaves with teeth. (5/5)
DropKickHead
That's really awesome. Dog > wasp swarm