I miss her.

2304

84

133239

I hate how much I love this cat

10

2

487

My wife got me the best bumper sticker I've ever had

1532

45

30431

I'm so glad my lady friend made me start watching this show.

55

12

224

Camera went off by itself, I'm not a model

4

2

373

Paying my backtaxes (in reverse chronological order)

13

1

243

Bought a shirt the other day that makes me happy.

24

4

47

Was stuck behind this guy at a stop light this morning

18

1

46

Final form achieved: Ultimate Patriot

73

29

229

My 11th favorite is from a time when favorites didn't exist yet

0

0

136

He's so happy!

18

1

47

Oh deer lord

4

2

67

My cat is not pleased with me.

13

4

415

I bought my car 8 thousand miles too late

13

5

71

Well if the mobile app says it's Caturday,

8

1

341

Not allowed to take my phone into my office

5

9

228

This is Bootsy. She likes sleeping on dirty laundry.

17

12

58

Ladies. How -you- doin'.

49

3

1549

The startup screen to Postal 2: Share the Pain. Words to live by.

18

13

4245

Completely unapologetic over how needy she is

23

6

929

Every fucking day

49

5

515

Imgur what are you doing? ಠ_ಠ

7

1

34

One of these things is not like the others.

17

3

40

I was gross in college

6

1

1489

7.9 years after the video was posted on youtube, I realize that Key & Peel were in Weird Al's White & Nerdy music video

2067

80

7107

At least it only lasted 4 hours

32

16

1527

I yelled at (spoke at a slightly elevated volume towards) my cat to stop staring at me all the time, in response she pulls this maneuver.

23

1

679