Jan 23, 2019 11:48 PM
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kobyashimaru
I’m here for stuff like this.
SpottieOttieDopalisciousAngel
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graehall
How does a fly with compound eyes not see that jumping spider, right frkn next to it, how is it hanging out on a human hand? So many q's.
colotordoc
What kind of Disney princess are you?
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
OliverClothesoff70
ESC
oaxacamexico
U wot m8?
octavarious
idiot holding a spider
evergreentt
Nah you gotta live life spicy. - sincerely from an aussie
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Im forever relocating jumping spiders from the house while my wife freaks out. They are goodie spiders
BushDidWolf359
All those eyes and that fly can’t see that spider RIGHT THERE? I walk in the room with a rolled up newspaper and a fly’s all like LOL nope
merxman
Also, their wings can feel the air pressure change as you try to swat them, before said newspaper gets there.
Einstein9073
spider was below the fly. you're always above it
AspAspAsp
The Phidippus Audax, also known as the bold jumping spider. They're hella smart and don't give any fucks.
FrankieFU
Now burn them including the hand with fire ?
grouchypanda
Have to say, I would not be as comfortable with this tiny/hairy beast on me.
sarzaya
And how did they hold steady when the spider jumped? I would’ve flinched.
LordDebuchan
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." -Billy Mays
PigeonPrincess
I would've already set my hand on fire
SubconsciouslyHilarious
Hey the video stops before I can see it bite the flys head off or spin it up in some web and drink the fluids!
SnekID87
Love these things. Adorable little death machines. Also chase laser pointers.
MattDaddy1963
You have a murder on your hands
LiterallyYourGrandpa
"Got'em boss!"
bababababababababananaboo
Aww they are kissing... wait.. a .. min...
sneakypher
So dope
ridureyu
I love its green pedipalps!
IPlayWithFire
So...You like spider dicks...lol
Looked again...those green bits are its mandibles. The pedipalps are the the two fuzz ball wielding t rex arms next to the green parts
bobtheaxolotl
*chelicerae
heartstarter
That is not a tiny spider
On a shelf in my bedroom lives a spider that will grow to have a one foot leg span. This is a tiny spider.
LeapingFrogs
That is not a tiny jumping spider that thing is massive, jumping spiders around me are the size of a pin head not your whole damn finger tip
strangledbyaturtleneck
We used to keep some in our kitchen during the summer, they'd get about the size or quarters catching flies for us
I believe that's a daring jumping spider and I've seen them about three times that size.
rssplowman
Slightly disappointed. I would’ve figured with a name like “jumping spider” the lil dude would do some flying leap kicks before the kill.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I watched one jump from the bathroom cabinet and nail a silverfish in the bath, it was wild.
bilalss4
He did, they were just too fast to see
GreyKihano
I'm going to just call it a blink spider. This thing teleported in front of my eyes.
funkychimp9001
Weeping Angel Spider
threadfall
That's one of the most terrifying combinations I've ever heard of
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
MetaSomma
LUCAS!!!
Alkuam2
clydethegoat
I will always upvote Lucas
foxnbox
Where is this from? I love it!
https://youtu.be/VrS6akzR3sk enjoy!
Omg, this is the cutest thing ever. Thanks for the new obsession. +1
Fuck yeah, I hate spiders but Lucas is the man
CrazyMrowLady
If only my fucking tarantulas ate as good. I swear, I have the four most retarded Ts in existence.
I have two, and they're all about dinner time. The T. blondi will click her fangs into the tongs if I don't drop the cricket fast enough.
Well yeah. That's because she's a Goliath. They don't fuck around, haha.
kobyashimaru
I’m here for stuff like this.
SpottieOttieDopalisciousAngel
graehall
How does a fly with compound eyes not see that jumping spider, right frkn next to it, how is it hanging out on a human hand? So many q's.
colotordoc
What kind of Disney princess are you?
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
OliverClothesoff70
ESC
oaxacamexico
U wot m8?
octavarious
idiot holding a spider
evergreentt
Nah you gotta live life spicy. - sincerely from an aussie
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Im forever relocating jumping spiders from the house while my wife freaks out. They are goodie spiders
BushDidWolf359
All those eyes and that fly can’t see that spider RIGHT THERE? I walk in the room with a rolled up newspaper and a fly’s all like LOL nope
merxman
Also, their wings can feel the air pressure change as you try to swat them, before said newspaper gets there.
Einstein9073
spider was below the fly. you're always above it
AspAspAsp
The Phidippus Audax, also known as the bold jumping spider. They're hella smart and don't give any fucks.
FrankieFU
Now burn them including the hand with fire ?
grouchypanda
Have to say, I would not be as comfortable with this tiny/hairy beast on me.
sarzaya
And how did they hold steady when the spider jumped? I would’ve flinched.
LordDebuchan
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly." -Billy Mays
PigeonPrincess
I would've already set my hand on fire
SubconsciouslyHilarious
Hey the video stops before I can see it bite the flys head off or spin it up in some web and drink the fluids!
SnekID87
Love these things. Adorable little death machines. Also chase laser pointers.
MattDaddy1963
You have a murder on your hands
LiterallyYourGrandpa
"Got'em boss!"
bababababababababananaboo
Aww they are kissing... wait.. a .. min...
sneakypher
So dope
ridureyu
I love its green pedipalps!
IPlayWithFire
So...You like spider dicks...lol
IPlayWithFire
Looked again...those green bits are its mandibles. The pedipalps are the the two fuzz ball wielding t rex arms next to the green parts
bobtheaxolotl
*chelicerae
heartstarter
That is not a tiny spider
bobtheaxolotl
On a shelf in my bedroom lives a spider that will grow to have a one foot leg span. This is a tiny spider.
LeapingFrogs
That is not a tiny jumping spider that thing is massive, jumping spiders around me are the size of a pin head not your whole damn finger tip
strangledbyaturtleneck
We used to keep some in our kitchen during the summer, they'd get about the size or quarters catching flies for us
SnekID87
I believe that's a daring jumping spider and I've seen them about three times that size.
rssplowman
Slightly disappointed. I would’ve figured with a name like “jumping spider” the lil dude would do some flying leap kicks before the kill.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
I watched one jump from the bathroom cabinet and nail a silverfish in the bath, it was wild.
bilalss4
He did, they were just too fast to see
GreyKihano
I'm going to just call it a blink spider. This thing teleported in front of my eyes.
funkychimp9001
Weeping Angel Spider
threadfall
That's one of the most terrifying combinations I've ever heard of
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
MetaSomma
LUCAS!!!
Alkuam2
clydethegoat
I will always upvote Lucas
foxnbox
Where is this from? I love it!
MetaSomma
https://youtu.be/VrS6akzR3sk enjoy!
foxnbox
Omg, this is the cutest thing ever. Thanks for the new obsession. +1
MetaSomma
Fuck yeah, I hate spiders but Lucas is the man
CrazyMrowLady
If only my fucking tarantulas ate as good. I swear, I have the four most retarded Ts in existence.
bobtheaxolotl
I have two, and they're all about dinner time. The T. blondi will click her fangs into the tongs if I don't drop the cricket fast enough.
CrazyMrowLady
Well yeah. That's because she's a Goliath. They don't fuck around, haha.