Baby dump, something, something...condom commercial
Star Trek fans will understand
Puppies abandoned in a ditch
Confidential...
My Owl Dog, Lord Melvin
New year, new job
Sleeps on my leg
Explain the dream phenomenon
Progress....
Come over if you thick
So this conversation just happened at my work...
Girl Scout cookies are Aliens in disguise, but not even a very good disguise...
There was no oven in my house
Crippling sadness...
Something I read in a book yesterday.
He knew we were going to the vet and tried to blend in with the stuffed animals...
Krispy Kreme
My new rescue cat. Lord Melvin.
What a deal!
Tumblrtanic
OC...opportunistic
Risky business...
Lowest bidder wins
Language barrier...
Extreme hammocking in Shanghai
Covering all the bases...
Coincidence?
Anti-clickbait
Too much pot to understand POTS (plain old telephone system)
Today (OC)
Hits me right in the ills