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Cooking with 1000 eggs
edit 1: saucee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izD0Schr5Q4&feature=youtu.be (thanks to @WolfOnAPhone and @mralterboy)
edit 2: http://i.imgur.com/gWgMZLm.png lol
FunkBlack
And there's a shitload of rich people who dont give a shit about this poor countries..
Efreeti
We're so fucking spoiled.
Godspeed89
Mother fucking rockstar right there
PixyStyk
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ASIFICARE
This makes my heart happy.
prufock
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.
marquettegoldeneagles
I honestly would do this if I could stop living paycheck to paycheck. I volunteer but it never seems enough.
WhitePony8
I love these videos! The sound of the food cooking or the scraping of the utensils as they stir, it's so satisfying lol.
YabadabaDoobie
My favorite part is the *ring* when the utensils hit the cooking vessel.
diamondsearcher
This guy makes the best food on this channel!
amles
It fucking breaks my heart that so many people actually live like that. It's so unfair and I can't handle it.
Dontforgettofloss
I want to help!!
sundaymondayhippyday
Talk to your council and MPs about starting a mass food kitchen with generous local donors. Or just check out any Sikhs in the area!
sundaymondayhippyday
The religious are compelled to perform this way as part of their daily blessings
Pinkstormtrooper
Watched to give them the views.
theirishninja
Tiger burning bright
Efreeti
Something something fearful symmetry
Snoron
Dare frame thy
officerbabylegs
I love this poem, this man, this post
MyOhMyThePizzaSky
Are you talking about the title? It's a lyric from G-Easy
officerbabylegs
The lyric probably came from the poem. Its prettty famous
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
It's amazing how these people who having nothing, give to people who have less than nothing. Wish we could learn a thing or two.
mralterboy
Sauce: Village Food Factory https://youtu.be/izD0Schr5Q4
marquettegoldeneagles
Agreed. Thanks so much.
dragonadamant
Thanks. :)
RamonaQ
How can we get resources to this man?
HexiHamaski
i think this is all food from his own farm, in the start of the video you can hear his roosters cawing... this is his market produce
dreadeyeknight
Maybe get resources to your own hungry first? Will help people millions of miles away that hate me. Fuck my people though. Do-gooders. Odd.
Lizaderp
Maybe if we saw the work and results of some domestic charities, we'd be able to know who deserves money.
RamonaQ
You assume that I don't already do that. Odd.
UhnothisisPatrick
The real takeaway here is that I watched this too many times just trying to find meaning @cockroachmilk attached to it. Then i saw the tag.
UhnothisisPatrick
And the light inside me died
CockroachMilk
mikemate
you are the light of the world.
sundaymondayhippyday
Russianinvestigation
Solid.. we need more people like this
casualnihilist
Destroy the fucking caste system.
youreverydayimgurian
Seems eggshausting ????
SaItyEuropean
No, YOU need to be someone like this.
Sokonomi
I just think we need fewer penniless bums, but that's just me..
TheEightfoldPath
In my country (norway) this would be illegal without the proper permits and checks.. Unless you give shit from the store already packaged..
lordofthedice
Unfortunately, a lot of homeless would be skeptical of food given to them, because some asshats like to do things to food.
tsuhg
Then be one like this
AlexMagno
You could be people like this. We could be people like this. What's stopping us?
chinesegooseberryindistress
You a NZer?
sundaymondayhippyday
Joemamalina
*autistic screeching*
floxsyu
gotta remember, there are plenty of assholes in the world, the religion of that person is against the asshole side of that.
sundaymondayhippyday
True, but some religions do end to inspire and inflame their assholery! (100+ points! New Word!)
TotallySaneScientist
Yes, this is America... /s
thelonepig
Here I am in my air conditioned condo feeling sorry for myself & these grown men are crouched in the street starving. I will do better.
z3lfmoord
WILL YOU!?!?
TwoBitFortuneTeller
That's a good mindset to have.
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thelonepig
I volunteered at Salvation Army and everyone there was court ordered to be there. It was depressing lol
Gallus1985
If the wealthy pay more in taxes so you can get a college education, they will end up just like the people in this video. Believe me.
Gordeba
...fucking what??
brightintempas
What an eggcellent human being
GamingRooster
no
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Harambeshotfirst
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
neonoptic
Eggshellent*
WillCorrectInaccuraciesForFood
icameforthedownvotes
I love you
CockroachMilk
I was expecting this one haha
DickMercenary
Gwurver
"I'm worried what you heard was 'give me a lot of bacon and eggs.' What I mean Is give me all the bacon and eggs you have. "
missmurphay
I know what I'm about, son.
Bobbyr
Now I want to have a turf & turf.
smjack99999
I know what I'm about, son.
richardpleasums
If you're American. We take for granted how good we really have it. Political shit aside, we have things that people die for
swatz
Yeah, I started laughing at the pharmacy the other day. My son finally asked what was up. I told him I realized I was getting irritated, <
swatz
>because I couldn't find what I needed. The thought, There's just too many fucking options entered my mind. Then I realized how it was <
swatz
>such a "horrible" problem to have. I had to take a breath and remember how good we have it and we had a chat about it driving home.
sundaymondayhippyday
And Australian, European, Kiwi, Canadian! The only hing we do not have is this kind of wonderfulness! If we import Sikhs, it comes though
imooforyou
USA dude living in Canada here, we are so lucky. However even I feel lucky to be in Canada. Safe, a sense of care for their own, and freedom
imooforyou
Yep. But there are people suffering like this in America too. Poverty and desperation isn't exclusive to the third world unfortunately..
justhereforvoting
I did some research and people actually dying of starvation in America are people with untreated food disorders e.g anorexia
justhereforvoting
This was a couple years ago and I hope it's still the same in America. Sending blessings and love from UK
SoggyAnimalCracker
The way he hands them the food makes it seem like he really doesn't want any appreciation or acknowledgment. I cried.
misterdisquiet
...except for the video camera following him around.
SoggyAnimalCracker
I'm sure he didn't commission someone to follow him around.
coffeeisnotmycupoftea
I like to think its to show people when they fund raise that the contributions are actually being used.
kanihaznaiph
"here's some eggies, bye....here's some eggies for u.....eggies for u too...take some eggies"
SoggyAnimalCracker
Haha exactly.
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
Do not go softly into that good night
WellshitIcantThinkofAusername
+1 for similar username
forklop
Love me some Dylan Thomas!
UnremarkablyInteresting
Go hardboiled into the night
FluentPenguin
Also, lie about stuff and only reveal it on your death bed. Rage, rage, rage.
GoogleFucker
Did you mean 'do not go gentle into that good night?'
fathersisterberzerker
Do not go softly into that good knight
canibFrank
Gentle?
inmediasrays
I've never managed to read this poem without getting something in my eye.
FartBubbler
"Wrapped up like a deuce, another runner in the night."
Strongharbour432
God, I love this poem
CilantroGirl
Don't call me goodnight!
Imgur4leif
All I'm thinking about is Interstellar
NaturalbornChemist
Thank you, i was having a blackout (no pun intended) about which movie had i heard that poem in.
Imgur4leif
No problem, great movie worth watching multiple times. (Nice pun)
professorfuzz
Been too chicken to get a tatt, but this poem is it for me. Year after year it has a different message as you read it.
Executor32
We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day! ????????
NoImgurImgurian
Today, we CANCEL THE APOCALYPSE!
ReallyGoodBee
For years, they have sent their armies against us! For years, they have brought us war and suffering! For years, they have hunted us!
ReallyGoodBee
BUT WE. ARE. STILL. HERE!!
retroSage
At first I thought they were tossing the egg shells unto the pan
RobBobertyYT
I absolutely despise onions but I'd eat a whole raw one rather than eat a tiny bit of eggshell. So i was horrified then confusedly relieved.
frostwarrior
Egg shells are edible and healthy. My parents blended them with the yolk and white and I couldn't tell the difference.
frostwarrior
In fact, now I eat hardboiled eggs and sometimes I also eat a part of a shell. Not the tastiest, but no diet is done for the taste.
sowillo
but then my jaw dropped
famousfornow
Totally thought the same thing I'm like what the heck!?!?!? And then after I got over that I'm like yo... that's a huge ass pan.....
Existentiallyupyourass
Haha so did i! totally thought they were the shells. I thought 'the fuck??
SkeltonCensusOfficer
I might be weird, I thought they were tiny pink squid until someone said onions.
cainoh
Yep, me too. Thought that maybe it was to give the dish a little texture, a little "crunch". I'm fairly an idiot.
iamsandra
I had to rewatch!
strawberrycocoa
Same. Had ti watch it three more times to realize they were onions. I blame the unnecessary pan to the pile of eggshells prior to cutting.
HungaryHedervary
Same, I was like, 'You're eating egg shells!'
maybeimrick
They look like red onions to me...
potatocaat
I thought they were gonna make a giant omelette
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousShenanigans
I thought purple flower petals and was confused until people said onions
buffOrpington
Right there with you. Second time too.
elizardo
Me: oh what no no no! GF: what what? Me: oh wait, Those are onions. Ok.
TonguePunchedFartBox
Same
Poseidaan
SPOILER ALERT
Regdor
Omg i thought they did until your comment.
SendHalpAmBeingFollowed
Same.
dopamine14
Me too.
somuchbees
Me three
thepasswordisbutts
It's just a prank bro
suomynonA
You can grind them up into a powder and still eat it.
MikeTornado
Yeap, same here.
alwaysupvotecanadianhistory
I was totally impressed about how they don't waste anything. Until I realized it was onions.
YoureOnTheRoadToHavingMyFootUpYourAss
Still impressed.
artbyraincoats
It's not impressive to eat things that can slice your insides. Not wasting is worse if what they insist on eating is deadly.
NickRivieraMD
At first I thought this was going to be the HowToBasic video to end all HowToBasic videos. Then I thought what you thought,
kelleh
Please no :(
Snowberries
I thought they did, I was going to say what assholes
moraismeep
You can actually boil down eggshells for the calcium content. They do it for dogfood all the time. Dunno what effect on taste it has.
BestOfMenMustDie
I was thinking, what an odd Indian dish! That one's not in my cookbook of Indian cuisine.
DeadlyEnzyme
If they powdered it it wouldn't be terrible. Might actually help with nutrient content
PinPointSnarkuracy
Egg + Cornmeal + Blueberry + Bottled Water?
Cindersolace
They didn't?
GoogleFucker
I thought the same, then realized they were probably onions
Dreamspitter
I thought they were onions in the first place. i thought it was a giant omelet.
Catclicksalot
I thought so too. Glad I'm not the only idiot on here :p
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
There's at least 3 of us!
Asurop
I thought "maybe they know something about nutrients in shells".
CherryEmpress
Hah, same. Thought "are eggshells secretly good for you? Need to look into that".
stardustbunnnies
Yes, you can clean, dry, grind and add them as supplements. 100% calcium
reclusivepope4
Actually that's possible. I know athletes that dry and powder eggshells as calcium + other supplements.
DaDisser
Thats a big difference between some ppl. We think, "oh well maybe they know something i don't." Others think "Oh look at this dumb fuck"
AcidicVengeance
I thought "Maybe you boil them long enough..."
DeserTimmy
Yeah I had to go back and watch it a second time.
DlLshadow
Same
TheMightyElk
Same
kryoptik
No - those were onions.
YeGods
Oh thank god.
drahgosempire
that is a healthier meal than i have most days damn.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
I kind of wish onions were spelt unyans. It sounds sassier
LennyFace
Snickaaman
I thought it was sliced meat
swagmaster23
Ohhhhhhhh
icelandicsealbear
I watched it 3 more times and it still looks like shells.
AnythingMuchShorter
Ok, that makes a lot more sense.
ellysadotjpg
Ballerblue
Username checks out.
xHussin
haha i had twilight/f.lux turned on with night mode on. thought it was egg shells. had to watch the gif over and over again.
metalprep2k3
shallots actually...
carlofonovs
Oooooh. Could have sworn they were shells. Was like wtfffff
HD2composer
Same here...like the dude was going to say "lol...it is just a prank bro" after his victims take their first bite
spudcosmic
Protein and texture.
DeadlyEnzyme
If you turn it to powder it'd add some decent nutrients without fucking up the meal much
Winterous
Yeah I thought he crushed them up real good in the pan, which wouldn't make any fucking sense to do instead of before adding them.
Griffin88
You could have it as a flavor for bubble gum. That way it would last forever.
BishlamekGurpgork
It would add a weird texture. It won't dissolve or melt, so you'll end up with this powdery, chalky texture to everything.
xHussin
something telling me you tried it your self.
BishlamekGurpgork
I have bitten tiny fragments of shell before, but no. It's just an insoluble solid powder. It would be like having fine sand in your food.
DogmeatIsAGoodDog
Always look for the helpers.
therealcoolhand
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/829776881347989505/DtmEDphw.jpg
DancingPanther
RaptorJesus2
http://imgur.com/BW56DL5
goombay
Be a helper
imjustaramblinggamblingman
Your comment just made me bust out in tears
onepinksheep
That quote always gives me goosebumps. +1
z3rgling
those good goosebumps?
onepinksheep
The goodest goosebumps. That quote exemplifies was humanity is not completely hopeless.
MrMagnanimous
*lepers
LegacyMuse
I misread that as 'always look for the lepers' at first. Oops.
Ishkabibble317
Ty Mr. Roger's mom.
CatBlaster5000
I wish I were wealthy if only to help others. Poverty sucks.
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
I felt like garbage this morning, but I have Mr. Rogers on my media server and watched an episode before going out. Fixed the whole day.
OverlyComplicatedExplanations
I like your username.
T0ddzilla
@DogmeatIsAGoodDog There's no one in the world just like you, and that's what makes you special.
koflan
Mr Rogers and his mom are my heroes
CMFMTNPPL
This is the kinda shit I wanna donate too, no huge corporation, just a few people with alittle more helping those with alittle less
ourari
Thanks to the internet, doing that has never been more easy.
lysomaru
One at a time as they said
causality
I need to do that instead of giving out money. The last two homeless people I donated to complained that $5 wasn't enough.
catkisBaroness
Well
v3rmilion
Just give it to a homeless shelter. So much better than canned foods or whatever, the shelter can make a buck go a long way buying wholesale
MrWolfwood
I found a helper giving out candy from his van!
sundaymondayhippyday
lysomaru
He found a helper giving candy from a van.
sqlyoda
butter, eggs, onions, cactus, crickets?
Linnywtf
lmao
aguytryingtohelp
that's nice. be a dick. we all like that, right guys? *sarcasm*
SkinnerTBD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izD0Schr5Q4
sundaymondayhippyday
1000 eggs and no shell! No spillage! A wonderful effort before they spread tee goodness and goodies ????
dubone99
Hopefully so. Crickets are good protein!
noobwarlock
I made the same elixer in the new Zelda.
Bonesy84
TinySatanicHamster
Goat butter, Cucco eggs, Mushrooms, Voltfruit, and Restless Crickets?
abundantbadgers
Somehow I just made some censored porn on a plate...
noobwarlock
Still 1 heart
Quelquefois
Dude crickets are delicious!! Just munched on some about an hour ago.
Inxochitlinatl
This. They are very tasty, and lean protein.
nattfilm
It's weird, I getshudders from thinking about eating a cricket, but I love eating cray fish, which is essentially huge crickets of the sea
anonymouscoward69
Sounds better than breakfast McAnything.
batnutpeanut
Oil, onion, eggs, green chillies and curry leaves
Zuppaiaia
Must taste amazing
reclusivepope4
Crickets are actually excellent protein. And supposedly more sustainable than beef, I hear.
sundaymondayhippyday
You hear right! ????
Gibenitural
Thats similar to what PETA folks say about plant-sourced proteins... propaganda man.
BALKatalo
Yes, it is much easier to feed crickets than steer.
MistressLyda
I'v seen some cricket protein powder in sale, interesting idea.
shakeyerbonbonshakeyerbonbon
I bought some man, it tasted not like bacon
circlebreaker
Anytime I hear anyone talk about eating insects (wild or farmed), all I can think about is that they're parasite warehouses...
Findthevegan
Not eating beef is also more sustainable than eating beef. Plants have protein. Beef = overdose.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
A guy pitched the idea on shark tank... I think he got a deal
Inxochitlinatl
Crickets are damn tasty, have eaten them on quesadillas and in tacos. Chapulines. Fricken yum.
cfcannon
When you eat beef you don't eat its shit. Microbes growing in bug poo can make you sick if bug not frozen/boiled. Pesticides accumulate too.
GerhardRammelhausen
You know that pork can contain parasiteeggs and you shouldn't eat it raw? Same with salmonella in poultry. That's basically the same.
cfcannon
except some dishes don't involve freezing or boiling bugs so don't eliminate the risk. Pesticide accumulation has caused problems in Asia.
GerhardRammelhausen
Don't eat those.
GerhardRammelhausen
You really don't have a point there, unless you only eat beef.
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Yeah crickets need less food to produce the same amount of protein, that and the amount of space.
SatoriEnlightenment
How to harvest?
Ishalldefenestrateyou
Place them directly into the oven. Season as you wish. I have heard of a company that makes cricket flour, so grind up the roasted ones.
WalmartCop
That's cool but nigga i ain't eating no crickets
Feanor19
They're good and you can add them to just about anything. They take flavor well and don't impart much other than a nice crunch. I like them
sundaymondayhippyday
You wouldn't know, dried, ground and ur into a paste it's like peanut butter
JayEnfield
They cover em in chocolate!
10tacles
You are, you just didn't know you were. Now you know.
acme64
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-07/15/14/enhanced/webdr06/original-17309-1405448905-7.png
ShaunDreclin
People will probably never eat them whole but processed its just like any other "meat" substance
Pootisborn
I could totally go for some grasshoppers though.
HumansArePrettyNeat
If people stopped eating beef and ate pork instead most of the worlds problems with grazing space and deforestation would be solved
sundaymondayhippyday
justherefortheshitposting
Goats are even better than that, and produce dairy as well.
GoogleFucker
But... Sodium?
ShaunDreclin
butt sodium
acme64
then you'd have cows running wild, destroying property and kidnapping babies, is that what you want?
ShaunDreclin
what if it is
acme64
god save the queen
HumansArePrettyNeat
but in Islam and Judaism it's forbidden and Christian communities see consumption of beef as a sign of wealth for the same reasons.
textilelover
Many Jews, at least in the U.S., so not keep kosher. Pigs are delicious. As is shellfish.
ShaunDreclin
Yeah I'm like 90% sure kosher rules were written for food safety before we knew about sanitary food conditions
CycloneSP
eh, as a Christian, I just like how beef tastes. tho I do love my bacon. Mmm tasty bacon.
Gibenitural
Muslims hate him! Learn what makes CycloneSP so detestable to the world's fastest growing non inclusive group!
Gibenitural
As a hindu, I'd say, nay, scream out loud how much I love beef, but with the current political climate in India I'd be killed.
wizdum
Oil, eggs, onions, green chilli (brown people like their eggs spicy), and possibly bay leaves/coriander.
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textilelover
Looks like India, so brown but with many variations of skin tone. Some Indians are daaaark brown, some a light mocha.
Drunkfu
I recall reading in a book about curry a while back that the chili were to help preserve the food. So the further south the more spicey
Drunkfu
So maybe thats another reason they could be tossing in the green chilis?
rentaldeception
Hopefully not bay leaves, it would be a bitch to try to get them out
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
TIL Im a brown person. Thanks @OP, my life will be forever changed. Women wont go back, and my credit score dropped by 300...thanks..
GoogleFucker
What kinda brown are you talking about?!
acme64
i'm brown, i do not like spicey. Where is your god now?
GoogleFucker
Well, we have many, so... Which one?
acme64
the one with the spicy eggs
GoogleFucker
None of them, whew!
hurricane921
Outlier spotted
wizdum
I was born on 9/21 too, high five.
aznhntr
Okra
wizdum
In eggs?
iamthisguy247
As a brown guy can confirm. Always spice up my eggs.
GoogleFucker
Brown girl who lost her spice tolerance in college, BRING ON THE SPICE AND PAIN.
damndev
Oo la la, you want some Mirch Masala? ;)
tofudisan
Very light pinkish-beige guy here. I too like spicy eggs.
SkinnerTBD
I like my eggs spicy. Am I a brown person, Greg?
GoogleFucker
Yes.
TheGreatAku
It's kinda like how all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares
blessedarethecheesemakers
tofudisan
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
wizdum
Ah a logic fight, it's been a while since I had those. I didn't say non-brown people didn't like spicy eggs. So you may or may not be brown.
SkinnerTBD
calm down. it's a joke. notice how I called you Greg? Fine, I'm not funny.
wizdum
https://68.media.tumblr.com/83020106cffc8f50b0925561cbd58f62/tumblr_njcjluelG71tq4of6o1_500.gif
IBegToDiffer
It looks like they added curry leaf, not bay or coriander
wizdum
Entirely possible, can't really tell from the gif
betterave
I thought curry was a mixture of many spices and not a plant in itself.
BavarianGuy
Yeah, 2 different things ;) , the powder
BavarianGuy
Damn the person that put shift directly under enter!! The Powder has nothing to do with indian curry either and is a european invention
IBegToDiffer
But boy, if you get a chance to find them, make a curry. Very distinct and addictive aroma/flavor
mmaheshwary
it is the Kari plant. The leaves are distinctive in smell... and once you add them to hot oil... oh mama. Smells so good.
chocchipcookies
Yeahp. But there's such a thing as a curry tree. The leaves actually do smell like curry and are most often used in...curries.
betterave
Yum
IBegToDiffer
The leaves are hard to find in the West. They don't store particularly well in the fridge. Hard to preserve them and maintain full flavor
mmaheshwary
That is why you go to an Indian store every once in a while and buy a few.