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Oct 18, 2017 6:22 AM
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xiaocorgi
Great, now I want to go pee in it
cauliflowersweetandsour
MORE NATURE POSTS PLS
IntergalacticChrist
Could at least give me time to guess
TheDreaded1
"Aww dammit. We've got human in our water," nature, probably.
shitesucker
I can't see any fish,do they have fish in it or is it just a mountain lake ?
thegricemiceter
been there, its dope.
DeStock
And yet the deepest part of the lake is legitimately 20 fucking feet deep.
SwitchPup
Visibility to 80m...and nothing worth seeing. :-( Needs pretty fish!
DylanIsBored
Kitch-Iti-Kipi in Michigan is like this, but not as deep
Bishopsdoom
Video game water!
dontaskmedifficultquestions
NEEEWWWWWW ZEEEAAALLAAAANDD
IamJustinSane
Water this clean comes at a price. It’s probably too cold to swim in it.
1414145691
She pop that question been harassing me in the minddd
Royoffinland
Say, that's a nice lake, it would be a shame if someone was to build a mine close by and use lake as a reservoir for waste. Rich fuck, probs
Shoujo
If this was in Australia this would already have happened, clean coal ftw.
misinformednerd
What about Tahoe?
GlowstickJedi
Could have at least given me time to guess, geez...
JerryTheFishKing
ayy but africa has chocolate riveres tho
redtails2649
Stick your dick in it
angelfixer
That's it! Visa revoked! Get your self and your feelthy peen out of our country! Signed Mrs Winston peters
Skittleballs
aaaaand it's the dirtiest hole in the world, srcond only to op's mum's
SnerpSnop
New Zealand is a myth
ChallengerDeep
Freaky. In a valley, surrounded by forest, there's going to be a lot of organic debris going in. Wonder how it stays clear.
SJcodenameDuchess
Chully ben. Fush n chups.
zeocide
Big deal! Just filled my bathtub and i got nearly 98% visibilty (2% was some bubbles). But good for NZ :)
nosoupforoldmen
Where are all the fish?
fusk
Home of the world's most deadly "transparent" creatures.
doctorbees
I knew those damn jellyfish were up to no good.
imagurk
"Mim, I am not disappeared. I'm very tiny. I'm a germ, a rare disease. I'm called Malgalitum opterosis, and you caught me, Mim!"
uzerok
The place you're looking for is a bit more to the north and west - Australia.
ejdemyr
Glass shark?
BuffIroh
Glass shark love fat kid
walkingtallmachinegunman
Kiwis? Ive met a few they seemed alright. Guess I lucked out.
kiwiCnut
Won't be like that for long if the rivers and lakes keep getting Fucked over at the rate the rest of them have..
thesmelge
I suspect New Zealand has some form of environmental protection laws, unlike the US.
kiwiCnut
Yeh but we need more done by our shite government, most of our rivers are ruined can't swim in my local river during summer anymore
kiwiCnut
Nz's clean and green image is just advertising most real kiwis know how Fucked we are...
Shoujo
Having Australia close by probably does wonder for the conservation effort! /s Clean coal and the great barrier reef just makes me sad
TheLeastICouldDo
http://www.craterlaketrust.org/pub/photo/thumb/crater-lake-4-steven-addington-1000x500_cropto_1000x500.jpg the don't let people go in tho
DeStock
I used to go swim up in Crater Lake every summer as a kid, the hike is the worst part though... but sure as shit beats 110 down in Medford.
AmishGangsta404
Why?
spudlocker
Went there 2 yrs ago and we were all jumping in the water only reason we weren't there longer is it was cold.
TheDrunkenBulldog
They don't let people go in intentionally. Accidents do happen though, but the participants usually don't make it. We flew incentive flights
TheDrunkenBulldog
Around the edge for our maintainers. The view is spectacular.
Shots87
Purify yourself in the waters of lake minatonka
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Only if you make me pancakes after.
MyBrainIsPlastiDipped
skipper2233
As a Minnesotan, I'm honor bound to tell you it's spelled Minnetonka
mkyner
Garrison Keillor would be proud.
Conflict
+1 for Minnesota!
skipper2233
Shots87
Thanks for the correction, I've never actually seen it spelled haha
skipper2233
mongswoosh
And stickin’ ya filthy digits in it is a sure fire way to fuck that up
aninvisiblemaniac
its probably made clear by its own natural balance. i dont think youd ruin it forever if you poured some dirt in there
sloshythomas
You ruins it!!
Yaeltra
Do you think animals avoid the water, too, for drinking and cooling off? And that's what makes it clear? Because I have news for you...
someprickinvietnam
Dirty dick skinners
Meatchris
More like filthy dairy farming
EnbyAshy
Nah, those aquatic plants and the silt are what keep it clean, filthy digit crusties get filtered out easily.
mongswoosh
I know - I’m more concerned about some dumbass euro backpackers doing their washing in it and shitting right next to it.
EnbyAshy
Many, many, MANY bacteria in those waters.
Leantath
*spills oil and bleach* whoops
ATalkingMushroom
OH WHOOPS, OHHH
Chrisxedge
Stickin' yer "dick beaters" *
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
stickin' yer booher hooks**
lordofthedice
Best fucking term I've heard for fingers yet. Made me chuckle at work.
Ruik
Check out AvE on youtube... lots more sayings like that.
whiskeytangofoxtrot1
Best channel ever
puhuppypuhower
I went to Lake Chelan one time, and it was clear to the bottom. So naturally I jumped in and nearly died because it was FUCKING ICE WATER.
jonisatyphoon
My folks have a house in chelan! I love that ice cold death puddle.
MattDude
So, you were Chelan out in the cold water?
IsThatA380InMyPocketOrAmIHappyToSeeYou
I worked at a house right on Chelan during all the wild fires. It was eerie, I was barely able to see the other side through the smoke.
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
I used to live there!
magikuser
Try lake serene in goldbar wa its warmest is 29 degrees f in the end of summer
ihatesara
Been to chelan for years. Grew up going out there. Love it.
3Ddude42
We counted the rings on a tree stump in deep water from our boat, it was amazing.
Sholan
You'd think something fed by snow melt would be warm...cause yknow, MELT >.>
Mockingbirb
I'm glad you didn't die. Otherwise, your rotting corpse would have spoiled and ruined everything!
bed1am6666
I think it would have made it look prettier.
Mockingbirb
ChicanoBatman
Who doesn't think that a lake near the Canadian border near the Rockies wouldn't be a bit chilly? Did you yell Stahekin!
thatwoodguy
Lake Garabaldi in my area is always freezing. And people swim in it somehow. Not for long though
puhuppypuhower
I only noticed the serene snow-capped tributaries after I instantly regretted my decisions.
YouThinkThatsBad
The Cascade mountains go through Washington, not the Rockies.
MonkeySlut00
The Rockies actually go through Washington, but just a wee bit...
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Eastern Washington resident here. Agree Lake Chelan is chilly.
rockfireman
Grew up in Wenatchee, will agree it is cold as balls.
franticallysearchingmybutthole
I only know Chelan as the spring break party spot for all of the jocks and rich kids at EWU. Happily surprised the water's still clear!
techsconvict
I was told by a coworker in Olympia that Chelan is an amazing spot for camping yet didn't bother to tell me ALL of the camping spots are 1/2
techsconvict
reserved at least a year in advance. I was not pleased. I love camping but so do the other 3.5 million people in Western Washington. 2/2
daewookie
I dove into lake Chelan as a 12yo. I still remember my extreme alarm at how painful the cold was in my temples
LollieCom
It was brain freeze through your skull instead of mouth, right? I've experienced that. I didn't know you could get brainfreeze that way.
daewookie
exactly!
strangledbyaturtleneck
Well yeah, it's so clear because all the stuff that makes it cloudy can't grow because it's TOO FUCKING COLD
dweezy23
I don’t have anything to add here, I’m just commenting on THE FUCKING FORMAT!!
shitpostiere
I got a good chuckle out of this.
dweezy23
Glad I could help :)
youngmountaingoat
Swimming off the greek islands is similar. From the boat it looks amazing and quite shallow but dive in and its v deep and f'ing freezing!
sulfuratus
Wait, what? It's fucking Greece, one of the hottest countries in Europe?
youngmountaingoat
Yh but just off an island the water is clear and deeper than it looks. The floor is rock too. Trust me dive in and it makes u gasp!
sulfuratus
I trust you, but the water is probably pretty lush, it's just that the air temperature is so much hotter.
Nykidemus
I grew up swimming in glacier-fed lakes. Most of them are silty blue-green, rather than clear.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Maybe due to sediment frozen in the glaciers? There are a number of lakes that are extremely clear that stay around 32°
Nykidemus
yeah.
Nykidemus
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/54cb035ee4b0e8f69826aba6/t/55c27153e4b02a9b1df5a861/1438806357472/Peyto+Lake.jpg
strangledbyaturtleneck
That's stunning :)
BubsBunny
Yay for New Zealand! (where I'm from)
Cr1spyEvergr33n
xXComicSansXx
ka pai!
Superchief86
Congrats on the rad country! I went there a couple years ago (from Perth). I fucking loved it. Queenstown is beautiful.
GotHereThroughaWormhole
Yep here too.
TheFardlesBear
This reminds me! What's that New Zealand female comedian on YouTube's name?
lozneo
Tena koe fellow Kiwi ????
duudycalls1
Do you know Jemaine Clement? I love him.
ElizabethHeitkonig
There are a surprising amount of kiwis on here, considering the population
cauliflowersweetandsour
I enjoyed this comment, it made me laugh. Thank you :)
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
But where is Old Zealand?
AliBarber
Kia ora. I'm back here after being away for two years and it's pretty bloody choice
ProfProffesserson
It's choice? That's.. great
TfinSG
Does Kia Ora mean something? It's a dilutable fruit juice here in Ireland.
RyanBall1
It's from the Maori language. It's a form of greeting, it's like saying "hello" :)
TfinSG
Cooool thanks :) my brother actually has a Maori all blacks rugby jersey ! Really interesting culture.
flarmi33
Anyone in Wellington wanna meet up?
TheBailingSailor
Chur
rubydoobs21
Flip yes that'd be cool.
Resitas
I'm moving there in a few weeks :D
hamsterofhappiness
Fuck yeah!!
Kapries
Are kiwibirds common at your area?
PassiveAgressiveOnion
As another New Zealander im going to guess no they are rare in the wild
StichyNZ
We should definitely farm them... Then they wouldn't be endangered. Capitalism finds a way
Kapries
How boring. How long does it take to get to the sea?
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
Lol. We live off the ocean here mate. Cray, oysters, kina, paua, any number of fish.
xuvial
~10 min drive for me
nameyoucanthate
Not long
suffyr
Your country is gorgeous and I like your accents better than Australia's. And I have relatives in Australia
Appollin
We think so too here in NZ xD
YippinYak
Australian here, yeah nah fuck off m8, I'll set me kangaroo on ya
ahappyturtlenord
Not really Australian, doesn’t end with “cunt”
YippinYak
Yeah fuck oath cunt, fucked that uo
YippinYak
Up*
giitsok
I've been wanting to travel there. I googled places but I want to know what an actual new Zealander recommends. What do you guys recommend
shauxnuff
I lived there for eight months. It's amazing.
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
And lastly you want to go to the bay of plenty for some fishing and kaikoura for whale watching. On your way you'll find bits of paradise:)
Sydonis12
South Island for hiking, North for party and surfing. That's all you do on New Zeland anyway.
ReganD
"Party" lol you can party in the south ;)
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
How ever for culture you need Wellington for Te Papa museum, Auckland for sky tower and amusement, hamner springs/rotorua for hot springs
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
Invercargill has some pretty great walks close by (hump ridge track) Catalina are less than a day away and we have a couple of museums too!
NegativeIAmAMeatPopcicle
That should say the catlins. You can swim with dolphins and see penguins. The museums are truck/bike and one you can operate heavy machinery
craxtus
Kia ora fellow kiwi! :D