Jun 26, 2017 9:09 PM
Gladius82
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deskspud
Chappelle...
Vyrro
Got the whole town on lock dooooown
Pauly79
Boooooo
pandafunk
Abracadabra homes!
balls9000
The tv edit is "suck toe for marijuana" and I think that's even better.
imgbnt
BOOOOOO
maijen0062000
Since I saw this film over a decade ago, whenever someone let's me down I yell "boo this man!". Never gets old.
Beegeezee505
I do the same. I love booing and jeering at people. One of my favorite passtimes
Maldraek
I WANNA TALK T'SAMSON!
nobodycaresaboutyourstupidcat
They killed Killer, B!
Midgarmerc
Boooooooooooo *throws hat*
VoidofStatic
http://imgur.com/C9iiCdL
FishSausages
Also love that it's Dave from Real World LA there. The guy who got kicked off
Siddhartha
By the chick who went on to be a regular on one of those Real Housewives shows..
MacGrimm
Actually been in classes for marijuana only and been the I my one there for that. Felt just like this.
Sorry for poor spelling and grammar.
Rolling9000
Fuck! I love this movie! Used to be my go to stoner movie
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I wanna talk to Samson!
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramson, cuz it's hard being black and gifted!
FlavorBehavior
Alice Kramden
CurbsideWhiskey
turtburgs
My old flatmate used to wake up in the middle of the night to smoke a cone then go back to sleep. He got incredibly angry when he'd run out.
He was a drug addict. When he'd get paid hed buy a bunch of weed first, smoke it in four days then try and get more.
Orpheusko
"I seen him" Think u did more than see bud
strongbadia7
Seen him, felt him, paid him in coke.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
First person view.
AndTheHoneysAllMine
POV* get your categories right, man. ~.~
FckyourselfSarah
POV
Amazingamandaaaaa
TachyonCode
.
haveanothergif
BO SCHITT
smokeditty
You know how much condoms used to cost back in the day?.....IDK, we didn't use em.
Let me tell you something, I love weed. I love it! ... But not as much as i love pussy...
I've known girls who've sucked dick for marijuana. But then I've known girls who've sucked dick because nothing good was on TV.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I've
IAmAngry
Amen for the bad TV!
ZOMGNO
Dick is delicious. TV is full of ads and bad programming. I mean... where is the dilemma?
Vinible723
"Because nothing good was on TV" is the basis for doing just about anything. Reading, driving, crafting, swimming, fucking, killing.
Man. Imagine all the things people would do if there was no more TV.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Where do you live? I'm doing science... stuff
spacesickvenus
v
stirmysoultogigglemode
Funions.
rushtojudgment
Fully man
MajorPubes
Jerrrrrry maaaaan!! Yeah!
CrystalCoveredNuggets
Supposedly this guy doesn't even smoke, he just looks consta-ripped
Tokeru
THAT is a fully!
Wookiebutter
I'm not gonna dooo what everyone THINKS i'm gonna dooo.
kraquepype
They killed killer b!
ReturnOfFreudberg
that's a titty!
Superchief86
"At least Brian got away, yo." "Woooooooooh! Aw, my nads!"
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
Smoked weed all my life. 37yrs old now, quit it completely. Glad I have, wanted to do it so I can be a good role model for family and be 1/x
everything I can be in life - now I box, play golf, run (even at night so I keep myself distracted from the weed). I love that weed but 2/x
it had to go. But now I get night terrors. Dreams that make my question my sanity and I never sleep well at all. I used to be that guy 3/x
saying science has proven weed isn't addictive. I have spent thousands on it through the years. And I mean thousands. True it should be 4/x
Decriminalised so we done fund criminals, and so it can be quality controlled. But srsly, it is addictive, and there are major withdrawal 5/
symptoms. Glad I quit for so many reasons, but it's the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. Wish me strength pls, I need it.
Tosp13
Movie? For a friend of course
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Betty Thomas' "28 Days".
soaksloginwood
And the sequel, 28 days later.
averagesizedbangtheory
Half-Baked
Half Baked
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
Full Grilled
BettyBoopDavis
took me a while..
TristanEngelbertVanBevervoorde
I bet you're half baked.
He's Quarter Fried
NotTodayNotYesterday
Addition - the fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity. Yes, you can be addicted to marijuana, so
downvote all you'd like Imgur, but you can become dangerously dependent on anything. Being defensive doesn't help anyone's case, little tip
RdizzyC
Look up the difference in psychology between dependence and addiction.
Many people are dependent on marijuana, but extremely few are addicted.
EmperorMahaco
I think you have that backwards. Dependence is far more serious than addiction.
Nah, believe me, I've went through rehab for long enough, addiction has to do with negative behavior traits brought upon by dependence.
I used to be addicted to smoking cigarettes. I smoked for 12 years and made feeble attempts to quit several times until I finally kicked...
You can be dependent without being an addict, for example a chronic pain patient that is prescribed opiates and does not abuse the medicine.
That makes sense. But, that only works for some types of medication.
If you are physically and chemically dependent on medication, but lack negative drug seeking behavior, you are dependent, but not an addict.
See here, https://www.addictioncenter.com/addiction/addiction-vs-dependence/
So, even according to that link, it's basically all about semantics.
ReallyFastSloth
This should be a new test for drugs, if you would suck dick for it, it's illegal
Kamasu0Tra
I am pretty sure my sister would suck dick for her cancer meds if she needed to. Not a very good metric really.
Strostkovy
Well there goes all of the $20 bills. And promotions.
Bills and promotions are not drugs
nilmm
Accordingly to yours definitions and @strotkovy historic they seems to be.
duttry98
Is the black guy David from Real World California?
Dirtytreeguy
Yes
jtho78
That wasn't not funny
ReddFraggle
Is he the one who slapped the girl?
SodaForBlood
Nah, pulled a bed cover off one of the girls as a joke and everyone freaked out.
Oooh OK I remember now. I remember him from house party 3 also. Some dude did smack a girl tho... Right?
Yeah, that was during Real World Seattle.
I'm still pissed about that. They were joking/flirting and she decided to get all bent out of shape. Dick move on her behalf
sonnydojo
Was in a mental ward for a month, people lost their minds & whole lives on every hard drug. Some guy came in for weed, we were polite 1/2
but we laughed at him later. You can't compare "lack of motivation" with "raped while in drug-induced comatose state for weeks by methheads"
UnassumingAscotCap
That's a kinda harsh way to treat someone who's desperately trying to numb some kind of pain. What if it were alcohol?
True, but his problem seemed to be depression. He used pot to cope. It didn't help, but i've never seen pot ravage a life like other drugs.
andergriff
i have.
That's because pot itself won't, it just enables the user to do so to themselves.
fartytowels
Is that Bob Saget?
KenmoreChalfant
Yes. On a side note, I love him in the Dumb and Dumber prequel movie. https://youtu.be/8geLnpGmQAQ
betaraybillcosby
And David from the real world
I was thinking it was Stephen Colbert.
smashfaceawesome
Yeah as @eromitlab basically said, you all owe it to yourselves to see "The Aristocrats".
SweetZombiJesus
Yup, it's Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990!
Dionysus187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfF6qACDUdQ
eromitlab
The Aristocrats!
WTBGold
As soon as they cut to Saget, I knew it was going to be the best part of that movie.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Yep! Lol!
Yup, and he wasn't even acting, he thought that was a real AA meeting.
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Ansatsunin
... Obvious joke is obvious. Wow. Fucking DUH it's a joke.
SirLyonhart
Doesn't mean he didn't suck dick for coke. True story.
kek
Bob Saget never acts. This is Bob Sagets world
BlingThatBoogie
I remember seeing it in the theater, and no one had really seen Saget in anything since full house , so it was so fucking hilarious.
beartato
Some dudes actually appeared at his place for a youtube video. He happily agreed cause "I'm actually really bored and lonely"
I'm looking around in my history for it, but it was like 5 months ago. A bunch of Australian blokes who visited. Remind me again later.
teenmeenmeen
damn.
Link?
Remind me again when im not at work so I can look
Holinyx05
you should see his Stand up routine
bcp5296d
Its fucking fantastic
SleeperSix
Pretty sure he's coked up for that. Which is ironic...
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I found his stand-up to be terrible. It isn't the cussing, or dick jokes. It is the fact that that is what he rides on.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I don't know, "My Dog Licked My Balls" was pretty fucking funny.
That and "Fuck that shit", "No DON'T fuck that shit you'll get an infection"
deskspud
Chappelle...
Vyrro
Got the whole town on lock dooooown
Pauly79
Boooooo
pandafunk
Abracadabra homes!
balls9000
The tv edit is "suck toe for marijuana" and I think that's even better.
imgbnt
BOOOOOO
maijen0062000
Since I saw this film over a decade ago, whenever someone let's me down I yell "boo this man!". Never gets old.
Beegeezee505
I do the same. I love booing and jeering at people. One of my favorite passtimes
Maldraek
I WANNA TALK T'SAMSON!
nobodycaresaboutyourstupidcat
They killed Killer, B!
Midgarmerc
Boooooooooooo *throws hat*
VoidofStatic
http://imgur.com/C9iiCdL
FishSausages
Also love that it's Dave from Real World LA there. The guy who got kicked off
Siddhartha
By the chick who went on to be a regular on one of those Real Housewives shows..
MacGrimm
Actually been in classes for marijuana only and been the I my one there for that. Felt just like this.
MacGrimm
Sorry for poor spelling and grammar.
Rolling9000
Fuck! I love this movie! Used to be my go to stoner movie
ZombieZooZombieZoo
I wanna talk to Samson!
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Cramson, cuz it's hard being black and gifted!
FlavorBehavior
Alice Kramden
CurbsideWhiskey
turtburgs
My old flatmate used to wake up in the middle of the night to smoke a cone then go back to sleep. He got incredibly angry when he'd run out.
turtburgs
He was a drug addict. When he'd get paid hed buy a bunch of weed first, smoke it in four days then try and get more.
Orpheusko
"I seen him" Think u did more than see bud
strongbadia7
Seen him, felt him, paid him in coke.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
First person view.
AndTheHoneysAllMine
POV* get your categories right, man. ~.~
FckyourselfSarah
POV
Amazingamandaaaaa
TachyonCode
.
haveanothergif
BO SCHITT
smokeditty
You know how much condoms used to cost back in the day?.....IDK, we didn't use em.
nobodycaresaboutyourstupidcat
Let me tell you something, I love weed. I love it! ... But not as much as i love pussy...
FckyourselfSarah
I've known girls who've sucked dick for marijuana. But then I've known girls who've sucked dick because nothing good was on TV.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
I've
IAmAngry
Amen for the bad TV!
ZOMGNO
Dick is delicious. TV is full of ads and bad programming. I mean... where is the dilemma?
Vinible723
"Because nothing good was on TV" is the basis for doing just about anything. Reading, driving, crafting, swimming, fucking, killing.
TachyonCode
Man. Imagine all the things people would do if there was no more TV.
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Where do you live? I'm doing science... stuff
spacesickvenus
stirmysoultogigglemode
Funions.
rushtojudgment
Fully man
MajorPubes
Jerrrrrry maaaaan!! Yeah!
CrystalCoveredNuggets
Supposedly this guy doesn't even smoke, he just looks consta-ripped
Tokeru
THAT is a fully!
Wookiebutter
I'm not gonna dooo what everyone THINKS i'm gonna dooo.
kraquepype
They killed killer b!
ReturnOfFreudberg
that's a titty!
Superchief86
"At least Brian got away, yo." "Woooooooooh! Aw, my nads!"
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
Smoked weed all my life. 37yrs old now, quit it completely. Glad I have, wanted to do it so I can be a good role model for family and be 1/x
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
everything I can be in life - now I box, play golf, run (even at night so I keep myself distracted from the weed). I love that weed but 2/x
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
it had to go. But now I get night terrors. Dreams that make my question my sanity and I never sleep well at all. I used to be that guy 3/x
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
saying science has proven weed isn't addictive. I have spent thousands on it through the years. And I mean thousands. True it should be 4/x
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
Decriminalised so we done fund criminals, and so it can be quality controlled. But srsly, it is addictive, and there are major withdrawal 5/
GodDamnFinklesteinShitKid
symptoms. Glad I quit for so many reasons, but it's the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. Wish me strength pls, I need it.
Tosp13
Movie? For a friend of course
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Betty Thomas' "28 Days".
soaksloginwood
And the sequel, 28 days later.
averagesizedbangtheory
Half-Baked
Surrenderyourkoolaid
Half Baked
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
Full Grilled
BettyBoopDavis
took me a while..
TristanEngelbertVanBevervoorde
I bet you're half baked.
CuteThingsAreMyWeakness
He's Quarter Fried
NotTodayNotYesterday
Addition - the fact or condition of being addicted to a particular substance, thing, or activity. Yes, you can be addicted to marijuana, so
NotTodayNotYesterday
downvote all you'd like Imgur, but you can become dangerously dependent on anything. Being defensive doesn't help anyone's case, little tip
RdizzyC
Look up the difference in psychology between dependence and addiction.
RdizzyC
Many people are dependent on marijuana, but extremely few are addicted.
EmperorMahaco
I think you have that backwards. Dependence is far more serious than addiction.
RdizzyC
Nah, believe me, I've went through rehab for long enough, addiction has to do with negative behavior traits brought upon by dependence.
EmperorMahaco
I used to be addicted to smoking cigarettes. I smoked for 12 years and made feeble attempts to quit several times until I finally kicked...
RdizzyC
You can be dependent without being an addict, for example a chronic pain patient that is prescribed opiates and does not abuse the medicine.
EmperorMahaco
That makes sense. But, that only works for some types of medication.
RdizzyC
If you are physically and chemically dependent on medication, but lack negative drug seeking behavior, you are dependent, but not an addict.
RdizzyC
See here, https://www.addictioncenter.com/addiction/addiction-vs-dependence/
EmperorMahaco
So, even according to that link, it's basically all about semantics.
ReallyFastSloth
This should be a new test for drugs, if you would suck dick for it, it's illegal
Kamasu0Tra
I am pretty sure my sister would suck dick for her cancer meds if she needed to. Not a very good metric really.
Strostkovy
Well there goes all of the $20 bills. And promotions.
ReallyFastSloth
Bills and promotions are not drugs
nilmm
Accordingly to yours definitions and @strotkovy historic they seems to be.
duttry98
Is the black guy David from Real World California?
Dirtytreeguy
Yes
jtho78
That wasn't not funny
ReddFraggle
Is he the one who slapped the girl?
SodaForBlood
Nah, pulled a bed cover off one of the girls as a joke and everyone freaked out.
ReddFraggle
Oooh OK I remember now. I remember him from house party 3 also. Some dude did smack a girl tho... Right?
SodaForBlood
Yeah, that was during Real World Seattle.
Siddhartha
I'm still pissed about that. They were joking/flirting and she decided to get all bent out of shape. Dick move on her behalf
sonnydojo
Was in a mental ward for a month, people lost their minds & whole lives on every hard drug. Some guy came in for weed, we were polite 1/2
sonnydojo
but we laughed at him later. You can't compare "lack of motivation" with "raped while in drug-induced comatose state for weeks by methheads"
UnassumingAscotCap
That's a kinda harsh way to treat someone who's desperately trying to numb some kind of pain. What if it were alcohol?
sonnydojo
True, but his problem seemed to be depression. He used pot to cope. It didn't help, but i've never seen pot ravage a life like other drugs.
andergriff
i have.
UnassumingAscotCap
That's because pot itself won't, it just enables the user to do so to themselves.
fartytowels
Is that Bob Saget?
KenmoreChalfant
Yes. On a side note, I love him in the Dumb and Dumber prequel movie. https://youtu.be/8geLnpGmQAQ
betaraybillcosby
And David from the real world
TachyonCode
I was thinking it was Stephen Colbert.
smashfaceawesome
Yeah as @eromitlab basically said, you all owe it to yourselves to see "The Aristocrats".
SweetZombiJesus
Yup, it's Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990!
Dionysus187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfF6qACDUdQ
eromitlab
The Aristocrats!
WTBGold
As soon as they cut to Saget, I knew it was going to be the best part of that movie.
dolphindreamsandsatan
Yep! Lol!
FckyourselfSarah
Yup, and he wasn't even acting, he thought that was a real AA meeting.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Ansatsunin
... Obvious joke is obvious. Wow. Fucking DUH it's a joke.
SirLyonhart
Doesn't mean he didn't suck dick for coke. True story.
Ansatsunin
kek
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Bob Saget never acts. This is Bob Sagets world
BlingThatBoogie
I remember seeing it in the theater, and no one had really seen Saget in anything since full house , so it was so fucking hilarious.
beartato
Some dudes actually appeared at his place for a youtube video. He happily agreed cause "I'm actually really bored and lonely"
beartato
I'm looking around in my history for it, but it was like 5 months ago. A bunch of Australian blokes who visited. Remind me again later.
teenmeenmeen
damn.
Ansatsunin
Link?
beartato
Remind me again when im not at work so I can look
Holinyx05
you should see his Stand up routine
bcp5296d
Its fucking fantastic
SleeperSix
Pretty sure he's coked up for that. Which is ironic...
TrustMeImTheDoctor
I found his stand-up to be terrible. It isn't the cussing, or dick jokes. It is the fact that that is what he rides on.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I don't know, "My Dog Licked My Balls" was pretty fucking funny.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
That and "Fuck that shit", "No DON'T fuck that shit you'll get an infection"