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Plz Mike. Make it slow.
May 17, 2024 10:29 PM
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Plz Mike. Make it slow.
MycroftWallace
It's gonna take hours to check that shitheads gloves.
Apothecarius
"Why would you do that? You walk up with no respect to a world champion like that? That's not how you were supposed to show me respect." Tyson might not have liked that.
dennydorko
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
-Mike Tyson
austinwizardforhire
There is no amount of money that would convince me to get in a ring with Mike Tyson. None.
conjuratio
I want Mike to show up in the ring with just 1 glove on, so dumbass Jake knows which hand is going to knock him the fck out
JohnSmithterms
Mike is 53 .... WEEELLLLL beyond his prime. They are both shit people. But at least tyson is trying to be a better man. I can respect that.
zeacorzeppelin10
I want Tyson to Fucking pummel him.
FlintNorth44
SchlappaDaBass
Ty!
LordHosk
Its scheduled for 8 2 minute rounds, its going to go 8 rounds. Jake Paul will get knocked down once or twice, end in a split decision 2-1 for Tyson.
suitebbyjae
Does Jake really not know who he’s dealing with???
1wholurks
Jake better pray Tyson on his Zoloft during the fight.
Odincdaj522004
"Up the dosage, baby!"
Eridianne
Listen, absolutely no one involved ever had any intention of taking this seriously. If you have hard opinions on this fight, drop them- everyone here is embarrassed already
TacoPuncher
Yes, Mike Tyson in his prime was a beast of fighter and would have destroyed this Paul brother. However this is not that, young Tyson was mean, angry, and wanted to hurt whomever was in front of him. Current Tyson is not that anymore, does he still have the skills and power, most likely (though diminished). But that anger and hatred is no longer there, this is all but an exhibition for the Paul brother to say he fought an icon. Want proof, look at Tyson's most recent fight. Just above a spar
frenofafren
Bring the pain!
colderfish
Maybe I'm naive, but I don't believe it will be staged.
Guy0185
Tyson to him
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
he forgot to say no thomo
comacomacomacomachameleon
"i'll eat your ass, fuck you 'till you love me" ... that's the gayest thing i've ever heard
svga
that took a turn
OCTAVlAN
https://youtu.be/OOhdx1TLutw?si=mH2_2QthDCy65bpS This fucken guy almost got smashed to bits. You know Mike's got a temper and un predictable.... lol
IceWeaselX
Tyson maintained that it was an exhibition with no effect on records, but Paul started whining like a bitch that Tyson's people aren't respecting him enough and that it's a sanctioned fight. When I first heard they were going to fight, I assumed it was just a paycheck and Tyson doesn't care due to his record being unchanged. But if Paul's so bitchy about that, I hope it irritates Tyson enough to just put him down.
aerodynamit3
Tyson's instincts will take over after a good hit or 2 and then it's lights out for Jake.
GabbyJayYay
I can take Tyson
ProbablyNotMegatron
I’d assume he already has a ride to the fight
GabbyJayYay
People cant read usernames apparently
vurcease
Chicken patties don’t count.
Keru
That's spelled *Tylenol, bud.
GabbyJayYay
its clear yall never played Super Punch-Out
Keru
I mean I played that 30+ years ago, and it's not like 'gabby yay' is what people remember most from it. Also Punch Out was better don't at me. :(
TreasonousCheeto
Tyson has all the skills in the world. Probably still has power. What he won’t have is stamina, speed, timing, and a fresh chin. Paul isn’t elite, but he also isn’t a total shlub. He’s a big, strong young person who’s been training steadily for several years now vs a retired almost 60 year old who hasn’t trained regularly in 20 years. If Tyson doesn’t win early, I see him losing. I really hope he destroys Paul.
dghughes
Yes but you have to remember Tyson is nuts.
redsmerf
...okay, Jake Paul is bigger than I expected. I still expect that Mike Tyson will knock him into next decade.
Ohdearaudrey
He’s closer to a “real boxer” than he is a YouTuber at this point. Everyone clowns on him, deservedly so, but he does put the work in.
Hukkie
True, and while there is no way of knowing how it ends before it actually ends, I figure the longer the match goes on the more it tips in JPs favor. JP will likely have better stamina in a drawn out endurance-fight into the last rounds. I believe Tyson will go try to win in the first 4 rounds or so, and JP will want to drag it out into the latter half. Or maybe JP believes his own hype and goes full tilt out of the box, and spends the rest of his life on a ventilator... who knows really.
werrywerry
What if it ends exactly like all the people saying it is a sham fight say it will end?
Hukkie
Then that is what happens, as I said there is no way of knowing beforehand. I can only speak as to what I think might happen, but it is obviously just a guess.
Aaronb1138
You said "work" but I think you meant "roids".
Ohdearaudrey
Roids isn’t a magical ticket to muscles you still have lift hard and eat right. But based on his body composition he probably does less PEDs than you think.
FTUG
I wish Jake Paul would just go away, you have made yout point that you are a huge piece of shit who does anything to get attention, now fuck off
Deakens
He can't, his daddy invested a lot of money into him.
davesaint01930
He's the YouTube era's Steven seagull
javeragetreats
Yes, this.
Snezko
after the fight he will, so far away he'll step out of this planets existence ;)
JohnSmithterms
The japanese suicide forest was where i lost all empathy for him. Compelete pos. Sociopath 100%
25nqzhg8x23
I am happy he is fighting just so I can see Tyson the ring again. Beating the hell out of this jerk is just a bonus.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
It's scripted.
joshuasplinth
I would also offer… I think Tyson would genuinely like beating him up. He popped that guy on the airplane for playing stupid games, lol
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
I mean he's still getting exactly what he wants. He acts like an idiot / asshole to get people worked up and hate him then he spins it off into a profit scheme (come see me get punched in the face lolol!). He's literally just taking the concept of being the "heel" from professional wrestling. Be as obnoxious and over the top as possible to make people hate you.
psycho3d
GabbyJayYay
What a scrub. I can do better
lsama
let's see it, bud
GabbyJayYay
Read my name
lackadaisycull
Need this GIF redone with pixel Jake, but the ref just comes out and says, “Fuck Jake Paul” when he goes down
Tomigami
Mikes not even going to hit him. He's going to unhinge his jaw and eat Jake Paul whole.
HeywouldJablowme
The dumbest fucking timeline ever
SteerpikeSteerpike
Anytime the Pauls are involved in anything, I instantly assume there's a fix in there somewhere. They're both just such scumy ass, Tate-lite, bags of nothing.
Can anyone more in the know tell me more about this?
I'll bet one of two things will happen. Either "something will come up" that makes Paul not fight, or it'll end up being a lightweight pulled punch affair because the Pauls paid for such.
monkeyshines
The contract will have Tyson getting paid very little for a 1st-round knockout, and paid the most for a bout that goes more than three rounds. Everything pre-fight will be similar to WWF shenanigans because boxing has become quite silly in recent years to get attention.
DasWauto
When is this happening? I don’t wanna Google it and give that Paul schmuck any more attention than I’ve already done here.
2hands
it's on the wall in the video, saturday july 20
RavenousBugblatterBeast
8FootedAlgaeEater
Yah, but where?
OnionWaffleBoy
Amazing! The ways they hide information from us mere mortals!
DasWauto
Much appreciated. I clearly didn’t care enough to look closely, my bad.
I’ll hope to see a short highlight reel of the schmuck being turned into a smear on the mat on the following day.
RavenousBugblatterBeast
Lol no worries. Same here.
Sh4rKSe7eN
I hope Tyson just knocks him out in the 60 seconds and ends that fool’s attempt to be taken seriously at anything. Both of the Paul brothers are freaking clowns who shouldn’t be famous.
omgzwtfs
Complete assholes for sure and I hope to see Jake lose, he's earning some actual respect in regard to his boxing though despite how he got there.
shank1104
"Dammit, we told you to go easy on him!" "I did, not my fault he'th a puthy."
LordHosk
Tyson is getting paid a Non-disclosed amount for the fight, he will take it all 8 rounds. Its going to end in a split decision 2-1 Tyson wins.
Stefnos
soooo 8 rounds of Paul haveing to survive against Tyson.... 8 rounds of Paul getting his ass kicked xD.... sounds fun
lackadaisycull
WTF does Tyson care? He’s getting paid.
ProfessorZalu
Y'all didn't see the charity fight between him and Roy Jones Jr. He is awake, for and ready to kill. The giant is awake and ready. His wife's a therapist so he's chilled out some out side of the ring
reformedxile
you speak the tooth
Hukkie
It is rated as a professional fight, and goes on the fighters record. I doubt Iron Mike wants what is likely to be his last time in the ring to be a loss. So I would say there is a good chance he cares a lot.
Tumescentpie
And there is zero chance that Paul hits as hard as half of the dudes in Tysons past
7thor8thcaw
Just for kicks, anyone interested should go to YouTube and pull up some young Tyson fights. He was fucking murdering some big ass guys!!!
EdmundandHarald365
Why does anyone care about this fight between two horrible people at all?
SerialChickenLover
I hope that they pay him just enough that he realizes he doesn’t need the check and just murders Paul on live TV
Hukkie
Rated as a professional fight, and goes on the fighters record. Do we really think Mike Tyson wants what might be his last fight to be a loss? I think he wants this win as much as he has wanted to win any other match in his career.
BobTheSwede
Exactly. Just for show. Jake set this up and they are making a killing together. He’s really smart!
LucidPariah
Wtf does Tyson care about some peasant nothing getting in his face!? Tyson will absolutely Destroy him, cash his paycheck and not give it a second thought
koops
“I’ve got an itch. No other side. Harder!”
LordHosk
Its scheduled for 8 2 minute rounds. Its going to go into the 8th round, Paul will get knocked down a couple times but wont get knocked out, Tyson will win by decision, likely split decision 2-1.
NiftyGoblin
He's 58 and retired because doctors advised him to due to severe brain trauma. Tyson even said he was scared because Logans a young guy. He is not immortal and this fight is stupid and dangerous.
PosthumousExile
He's got experience that Jake doesn't. Technique will save him even if his strength fails. I don't watch the sports but that's just my opinion on things after being in martial arts for a few years.
Zetor
I get "I'm too old for this shit" vibes from Tyson:)
RandomInternetAsshole
He’s saving every ounce of energy for the ring
KittensForDays
Hahaha same here. He’s being WAY too patient for a guy who’s gonna destroy his opponent
TalkingSnake
I’m rooting for his pride to be worth more.
Direkt4
Are rapists known for their strong sense of pride?
TalkingSnake
….
Literally.
Direkt4
Apparently Imgur finds rape acceptable as long as the person in question is popular enough.
TalkingSnake
No one here is happy about the crimes he's committed.
But if anyone is gonna smack some reality into the face of the guy who giggled about finding a suicide corpse that he could profit from, it's not gonna be Mr Rogers.
lackadaisycull
Same, but I’ve learned that most people’s pride can be overcome with money. Tyson has nothing left to prove. This is a payday for him, pure and simple.
mercswar
Payday but also im hoping if he takes a hit he'll go loco and beat jake seriously
CrackWhoresAndCheese
How many videos do we see of fighters being jerks at weigh-in and then getting clobbered in the fight?
BadAtGuitar
Hopefully one more!
JackHL01
not enough!
sourkraut2
DaMummy
As many as they need to do to get you to see the clobbering part than talk about it.
VinnyTB
I mean, that's literally his marketing campaign. People hate him and that converts into people paying for the fights.
pgdave
Ali was also known for being a loudmouth, from well before he was a legend. Being a jerk doesn't correlate with being either good or bad at the fight.
Zuegma197777
But this is what everyone been wanting.. Jake the snowflake being clobbered.
duelpersonality
Right now, we're at least 1 short
slamEVIL
My YouTube feed is inundated with shorts of that very thing.
bardman135
After July 20th, one more.
dickblack12
Let's hope for one more...
DrMadMadge
To shreds, you say?
fleetmind
Mike Tyson voice “You do realith I’m gonna humiliate you, right”
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notadiddler69
And then they kithed
Lugh314159
The Paul brothers are physically incapable of shame. Ruptured kidney though? That they can handle nicely.
thundercactus
Sometimes they don't even get clobbered. Sometimes their ankle sees things going south and takes the dive for them.
veedubfreak
Best fight ever.
StellaMatutina
If you watch combat sports, it falls about 50-50. The schadenfreude is strong when the loudmouth eats it, but just as often they are the ones coming out with a W.
Neurisko
Yeah their confidence is usually based on *something*.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I haven't followed this whole thing. But I did hear he was talking shit on Tysons' dead daughter. I imagine the last thing you want to do is piss him off before fight.
koops
“Extra motivation, yeah that’s mike weakness!”-jake
Clayman8
Every single one of them, usually.
CedricDur
Not enough.
JustinSearchOfEnlightenment
Not enough.
ilovebigmutts
I hope this is a real fight. Not some staged shit...
ILikeToCallItLostWages
It's as real as his brother Logan's match against Roman Reigns
SubiBryant
Maaan, me too. I promised never again after the Tyson Jones "Fight" but I feel myself being riped in.
OhIfIMust
khaoselement
Staged as fuck. You'd have to be a complete lunatic to think otherwise.
TheLastGreatAudit
newsguycraigevans
When has that ever happened in the history of American prize fighting!? /s
Etereo
...what do you think...?
PhilKenSebban
All the Paul brother's fights are staged. For all them being annoying douches they have figured out a way to make alot of money in a short period. All the drama leading up to the fight is a show, they talk to each other about what they're gunna do at the next media conference. All the competitors are only there cause they are big names. If they wanted to be serious boxers why arent they working their way up the ladder to a championship?
Ohdearaudrey
Staged
maddmurph
Same. I hope he draws it out and leaves Paul in a coma. With half an ear.
atat23
Its like any of these type of fights, just a money making scam, the marketing is for people to want it to be real and see jake get fucked up, im going to say it will go full time, who cares who wins if its basically fixed, if they have the large numbers of people already paid up to attend/watch a rematch is probably already being talked about, milk the suckers for all they can get
2074red2074
The thing is, I'm not sure Mike knows HOW to show restraint. He broke his hand filming Ip Man 3. He bit a dude's ear off.
Thanshin
Staged. We can't have people being murdered live.
Trunkmonkay
It's staged, this is an exhibition fight. Nothing on the line and it's all put together for the sake of gambling and selling $10,000 tickets. It'll be a good 45 minute fight and not a 1 hit KO like it oughta be, just like the rest of Paul's fights. Tyson will walk away with enough cash to be happy till he dies and Paul will just get richer. This is a soap opera, not a sporting event.
LAKUwave
It is not a exhibition fight, The Texas Department of Licensing and Regulation is sanctioning the fight as a professional bout, but it will be eight two-minute rounds instead of 10 or 12 rounds lasting three minutes each. The gloves will be heavier (14 ounces instead of 10), which is supposed to reduce the power of punches, and the result will go to their professional fight record.
PaintyGuys
Tyson has his weed business that is making bank. He doesn’t need the money
slinkydust
Very few weed businesses are "making bank" because of 280E, high taxes, no interstate commerce, and price comparison against the illegal market so I would assume it's still losing money while trying to grow the brand
PaintyGuys
It seems to be growing quite rapidly over the last few years and is in 24 states along with international partnerships.
slinkydust
After looking a little closer it appears that Tyson brands were licensed in each state to be cultivated and produced by Cannabist (previously Columbia Care) and Verano. Cookies brand does similar in each state with some states produced by Terrascend or smaller companies.
hyptosis
You don't sound like you know how rich people think haha
datphone777365
The rich always want more money, need isnt even in the equation. Ya dont reach that wealth by being "content".
pacmanownsyou
It's staged. It'll end in a "decision" either for Paul or a draw.
AutomaticCordonBleu
I'm banking on Tyson taking a while ear this time.
rdmage11
No way the decision will be for Paul. It will most likely go the same way as the Mayweather fight. Tyson goes slow and takes it easy, wins on points, but Paul gets to say he went the distance against Tyson.
hyptosis
This
Fishinlaw
Of course it's staged...if Tyson went out there and immediately gave Paul the left right shift left uppercut combo it would be lights out for Jake Paul . Even at 57 he has uber skills.
Merlance
I don't think Tyson has the modes.... it's more of a switch of beat down or be chill. I recall lots of videos of him saying something along those lines himself that he didn't want to start boxing because he can't see the line of going to far.
DSREX
And here we are with him getting back in the ring, I almost feel sorry for Jake Paul. I personally never what to understand exactly what Tyson's punches feel like.
TheAsterite
ngl, hope tyson gets knocked out just for the internet crying that'll happen afterward
Fishinlaw
I'll take your bet..all the way to the bank.
thetonestarr
For some reason I thought Mike was significantly older than 57. That's way too young for Jake to be so cocky. Too old for fighting professionally, but still way more than young enough to pull out some nasty one off fights.
0xBADA55
he’s a driver? : O
PocketCleric
Drivin fists
booneht
Even Mayweather had to hold this sack of shit, so he doesn't get KO'd. Full-bore Tyson will annihilate him, if they haven't arranged it.
Woahouch110
I agree… but I’m hoping the red mist takes Tyson when he’s in the ring. Not paying to see it though
pvtsquirel
Isn't it just gonna be on Netflix?
Fishinlaw
Was a kid & my dad a champion Navy boxer in World War II took me to go see Larry Holmes as he was training for a match. 200 people watching as Holmes came out in a hoodie & started hitting the speed bag,an amazing demonstration of control and speed. Everybody was in awe & gasping & cheering. Then after about 10 minutes they announced to all's surprise that it was his brother ! & now Larry Holmes would come out..the difference in athleticism was astonishing ! Paul is a bum Tyson is a champ
derrymerbles
Amazing story! Thanks for sharing!
wabitgirl
If the red mist takes him, I WILL pay for a copy of the fight.
hyptosis
Yeah, if he goes bananas and beat this kids ass I'll buy a copy for sure.
TheLastGreatAudit
Same shit since Floyd v Connor. It's all WWE. It's old boxers trying really, really hard not to floor somebody who they're getting eight figures to spar with. Youd have to be an idiot not to have the answer to "Who is better at boxing, a professional boxer or somebody else?"
etcnotect
Jake Paul is a professional boxer though
crushingbore
Has he had a single fight against another professional boxer or were they all against Youtubers or over-the-hill MMA fighters?
etcnotect
He's boxed against three other professional boxers.
TheLastGreatAudit
Like, I've seen the nephew of the Sultan of Brunei intercept a pass from and score a touchdown past multiple NFL hall of famers, yet I don't remember anyone rushing to sign him.
azazyel
Tyson didn't have a theme song, when he entered the stadium it was just to one long note. Freaky as hell.
sans3go
I thought it was the Jaws theme slowed down.
Legrooveth
It's a totally different game but in the WWE very rarely they've had a top villain do an entrance without any music or flair, just the sound of the crowd going mad booing them while they walk down.
rbudrick
Sauce?
OhIfIMust
🎶 Why can't we be friends...?🎵
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
one fight it was the shaking of chains
Dergen89
Trying to find what your talking about. Sounds interesting
poorwegian
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmvfb8al0QE an announcer is doing their thing over the entrance music but you can get the gist
Dergen89
That's badass, thank you
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Brown note?
DasWauto
Not necessary, the opponent will shit themselves without it.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Pardon?
iCritiqueYourComment
how u gonna reference the brown note and then not get when the joke is replied back to you haha
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Or, that was a joke about loosing an ear?
q2grapple
I hope Tyson punches a literal hole straight thru Jake Paul’s chest
williamshakesbeer
Nah it'll likely be a boring hug fest, like the Logan Paul/Mayweather fight. Mostly just a lame cash grab, there's no way he'll fight him seriously.
NZSheeps
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
https://imgur.com/LHM75of
idiotsonfire
That's Jake Paul? Oh. Okay. Good. He deserves his loss.
Poopoopeepeevagina
I don't wish for anybody to get hurt in sporting events. But I wouldn't be mad if Paul has to eat out of a straw the rest of his life.?
photog
pmvagpix
Which q2 grapple do you prefer. The lasery one or the hooky one?
q2grapple
Lasery one from Lithium mod was my fave
Gayforbae
And tell him hes a fraud.
eviloce
Make them shoulders clap!
koops
TsubakiTragic
If Tyson can land a punch I think it'll be all over... even at his age. I never saw anyone hit harder than Tyson.
cyberspork
Tyson is so much older though, I doubt he will
allnamestakenzzz
That isn’t how the script goes
mizzamir
Mike Tyson is a truly terrible human being who was 31 when Jake Paul was born, and yet I hope very much that Tyson does exactly that.
DingoStyle
Its a publicity stunt for money just like the mayweather thing but im with you, I hope he miscalculates and fucks him up with a stray punch.
donthurtmearchie
My guess… Tyson will forget it’s staged at some point, lose his shit and accidentally kill him
jerkuleeze
One can only hope...
MystikSpiral
Ron Howard: "He didn't..."
4vie
Nah, aim for his face. Knock his jaw off.
Scrambles667
Nah this thing is rigged. They're playing too much
jammer909
I'm not so sure it's rigged. Jake said some very unkind things about Mike's dead daughter, and Mike hasn't forgotten.
dudethisbetternotbetaken
That kid better protect his ears.
Noahbalboa82
Guy0185
enkrypt3d
who's the other guy?
DozerTheLab
Exactly
Degarafarat
But will Jake wear ear protection?
AvsFreak
PolarHailStorm
We might not get so lucky. His uppercuts and hooks could take Jake Paul's head clean off his shoulders before a right straight lands.
Eikre
Come on now, Tyson's not the young man he used to be. He's going to calmly walk through Jake Paul and come out the other side holding a complete human skeletal system.
Gayforbae
FATALITY
FunWithUsernames
*on his way to the actual fight.
TheDildoOfConsequences
Although, curiously, he will later report that he was unable to find any nervous system.
anabobcatz
or grey matter
MadMontyMN
He won't. Maybe if they tell Mike that his record is at stake.
enkrypt3d
he's the biggest dbag i've ever seen.
spookyactionatadistance
He is, but he's not a convicted, unapologetic rapist. So they are both truly horrible people. I wouldn't trust any of them with anyone I love. Imagine if you had to leave your daughter and your choices were either Tyson or Paul. I think I'd choose the bear
enkrypt3d
at least tyson has tried to become a better man... despite his mistakes.
spookyactionatadistance
Why didn't he ever admit? Never apologized? You can't better yourself if you don't first admit what you have done.
veedubfreak
I dunno Rand Paul is up there too. Along with the other Paul brother
xj4low
I've seen videos of Tyson practicing and he still has it. His reactions and muscle twitch speed is insane. He's going to kill Jake.
jwillr86
Mike Tyson doesn't get paid if he knocks him out.
sskyrimjob
?
Szj2
Tyson was and still is a monster. I remember when people stopped buying his pay-per-view fights because they were so short. My, hypothetical, money is on Tyson. That kid's a joke.
LeftRightThere
KittensForDays
I fucking hope so
Gayforbae
Sensiblyinteresting
If it was a real fight he deff would. I'm hoping Tyson is just like..... Fuck this white boy! And crushes him
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
Exactly. The last Tyson fight with Merriweather was a draw. I see this being a draw or Tyson taking the L to help boost Logan's career or whatever. Tyson not in it for the glory anymore. What I do see is him seeing something in Logan we don't in the sports. My opinion. Prolly sounds stupid. Idk. In reality tho if this was a real fight yeah Tyson I see coming out in the end. But this isn't a real fight
HumansArePrettyNeat
I do think that as you get older and you see the kids engage with your favourite past time you want to do what you can to give them a way to do that, even if it's to give them a new hero (who makes us all collectively cringe.)
pip1
Tyson is just in it to get paid, unfortunately
koops
Jakes entourage practicing for the big fight exit show
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razorgirl1066
Silvervox325
Here it is.
Davedavedavedavedave
I was hoping to describe the meat plug, but you got it!!!
poopfromabove
Thank you
snoogns
I mean like, crap man, look at that! That's like his stomach plug on the ground back there. I mean, that doesn't even really seem possible with body organs and cartilage and bones. I'm no doctor, but that's like one clean chunk.
GingerGoddess357
You can see his guts and stuff