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Can't make this chit up
May 31, 2023 1:33 PM
codehunter
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Can't make this chit up
DropDrop
Better to be out 2,200 dollars than to be in jail for the Jan 6th insurrection waiting for a pardon from Trump.
DaierMune
TivoMan
SpaceHaggis
https://www.unilad.com/news/bank-teller-laughs-couple-try-deposit-donald-trump-money-legal-tender-20221019
AluminumHam
'Can't make this chit up' is a great line. Like, Blood Hound Gang lyrics level of triple meaning
Hammerwell
Assuming it's real, it's even written on it. "This note is not legal tender"
gobbin
VibratingNipples
MrSatisify
METROlD
I wonder what the real thing looked like. This clearly says BIG LIE, and thats its not legal tender.
Munchman347
'Hey, this Snake Oil doesn't have any snakes in it!'...
YouTubeRed
sound
YouCantSpellSlaughterWithoutLaughter
What's the point on buying money if you're just going to turn it back into dollars again?
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Wait this is real? I thought this was a joke
RagnarOfBallard
I really enjoy seeing the idiot fascists constantly screwed out of their money. Less they have to make shitty decisions that could compromise or directly jeopardize my life.
metalrulercid
This is no different than these same imbeciles donating money to the gop in any way. They still get nothing in return except policies that harm them
SirDigger13
MAGA Money always goes away...
ALLCAPSROCK
schrodingerscatfood
'I love the poorly educated'
jaffah
EleganceIsDead
As funny & a lil'sad, as this is, it gets even better when you know that THIS is NOT an isolated case and several, of the "poorly educated," were scammed like this. The best part is how it even says, clearly, on it, that it's NOT legal fuckin tender and can't pay any fuckin debt. ROFLMAO!
bexxMaker
brianingram
Why isn't the Secret Service looking at this? If you make something and declare it as legal currency, how is that not basic counterfeiting?
TheobromineAddict
They don't declare it as legal currency. I looked at the website, it says "Not Legal Currency" in bold lettering and it's referred to as "memorabilia" throughout. Getting "fooled" by this is just incredible stupidity combined with wishful and reality disconnect. I bet you could make a fortune selling used stinky trump jockey shorts to these people.
MadCat221
That would be easily confirmed fake, because 1: they aren't adult diapers like the real deal and 2: they're not soiled with liquid shit like the real thing.
brianingram
Jesus fucking Christ I didn't think they could be any dumber and yet here we are ... I hope they get financially fucked over and over
MadCat221
There's no schadenfreude more satisfying than watching those as maliciously stupid as MAGA morons get harmed by their stupidity without harming anyone else.
dcostanza1
At the same time I do feel sorry for anyone of limited means that gets taken advantage of by a charlatan
AchDuLieber
I don't. Fuck 'em.
SignedEpsteinsMother
Wish I had thought of printing off these trump bucks and selling them to his base.
codehunter
Dang we missed a business opportunely park on busy street, get a capony, American flag tee, red ball cap & printer
LivingDeadX
Still can. You really think they’ve learned?
SignedEpsteinsMother
A fair point
thisnameisntfunny
I am constantly reminded of the fact that I could be stupidly rich if only I had not be raised with scruples.
GpaSags
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about bulk ordering 500 Turnip flags from China and selling them to MAGAchuds for profit.
anotherdickat
Except for morals, I'd be a prosperity televangelist.
an0therthr0waway
SecretAgentSuperBooger
+1
elcee50
these things are always broken, i wasted $600 on the last one before i gave up
UnattendedDeviant
invertedcenter
Calicoastin818
they're breathtakingly stupid
DarthFluffyBottom
Indeed, this is some Idiocracy-level stupidity. It just is mind blowing, how in the 21st century with all the advancements we have made, there is still exists this level of dumbfuckery.
TheBluntSoldier
Curse my mother and father, choosing to raise me with those pesky morals and teaching me love and respect I could have been so god damn rich by now !!
Calicoastin818
yup here's the thing republicans don't have any morals and prey on the dumb they also keep education out of the classroom and out of reach it's by design, the gop is a fascist criminal enterprise
ForRohan
They're gullible. They believe that there's a secret shortcut to getting rich and they have much resentment over the fact that they don't know, can't access the trick.
Leonon
The secret is to have rich parents.
ForRohan
I constantly blame my parents for not being more successful.
PressthamGravey
SavageDrums
And this is why!
DropDrop
You gotta find this clip on YouTube and watch the guy to camera left of Trump smirk when trump says this. Also look at the guy's mouth twitch when trump says "we won with highly educated". The guys gives the, "I don't know about that" facial expression. He also doesn't nod when Trump says, "we won with young", but does nod when he says "we won with old", Trump did not win with young, but did win with old in the first election. That guy has zero poker face.
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ThatDudeRich
I cleveland steamer the poorly educated.
judithCat
He cannot stop talking about himself can he??
1specialk1
This guy IS the poorly educated.
alwaysthecheesegrater
He actually had a great education. He never would have been accepted into those institutions without daddy's bribe money though.
AchDuLieber
Funny that people think he actually showed up for class.
Ekibwurm
so in short he wanted his bank to buy the fake money and they refused.
GlenL
No, you don't understand, a random stranger on the internet told him it was worth money
BadPunsAplenty
Yes
ScottShilala
I understand he offered an alternative. If the bank would just change the pictures of Trump on the bills to pictures of him wearing his battle helmet/emperor’s crown, “that’d be rad”, he exclaimed.
Jinxies
A move known as the Reverse EA
Illithidbane
But someone claiming to be associated with Trump or his campaign promised that the Trump Bucks would be worth more than they cost! Nevermind how that could possibly work or why Trump's campaign wouldn't just trade them all in themselves. Free money! But it didn't work, so I guess I have to go back to waiting on that Nigerian Prince to wire me the money he promised.
hushpuppyextraordinaire
Probably sold them like stocks
Shamorza
Well, in their defense, Trump campaign seems to have managed to turn shit into gold.
RandAIFlagg
Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will.
Admiral27
Actually, I believe if you buy a few (like 1-5 maybe) and preserve them in a good condition, they could be worth a bit in 20 or 30 years as a curiosity ^^ Though it would mean giving them money, so rather not worth it I'd say...
Illithidbane
They would presumably still have to be rare, and the grifts from Team Red are anything but rare.
Admiral27
Thats why I mentioned the high number of years. Once the idots who bought them now die out, their heirs will throw out the things (if the original buyers didn't discard them already). You'd be surpirsed how often abundanded things still gain value over the years. Escpecially since these fake bucks are worthless now and most likely not handled carefully (or not for long anyway)
StarscreamAndHutch
Theres like three companies offering fake tender. All of them have Patriot in the name. Go figure.
Illithidbane
On the Right, always assume that the MiniTru uses words for the opposite. Patriots are traitors. Freedom means authoritarianism. Research means YouTube. News means propaganda. Election security means rigged elections. Education means indoctrination. If a pundit on the Right tells you it's a sunny day, bring your umbrella.
thekeyofe
War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Freedom is slavery.
Illithidbane
Or the Trump version: Bullying is strength. Grifting is wealth. Lying is intelligence.