I'd like to know why there was an airborne baseball bat over the audience. I've never been to a sportsball game, is that something that normally happens?
I watch this and know I would make an absolute horrible Papa. Why? Cuz of my absolute next level ninja reflex when I drop a phone and end up kicking it into the wall leaving a gouged out section of the drywall with said phone embedded in it. Imagine the size of the hole if that was a kid. I could not afford the damage deposit issues.
My kid did something similar falling backwards off the bed. I couldn’t reach to catch him in time so flipped him the rest of the way over and he landed on his feet. I’m not sure who was more surprised, me or him. It really was pure instinct on my part.
most of these are just minor whoopsies... but a couple of them, like the baseball bat, or the baby rolling off the bed onto a hard floor, could have been bad
Bat, yeah, bed falling, nah. It’s got to be like 90% of babies fall off beds and like 98% are fine. If your parents told you they never let you roll off a bed, your parents are probably liars. lol. Anything less than 3’ is unlikely to do real damage. Same with the couches. The dresser one is like 50-50 on real damage and they should not have left the kid there, that was a bit irresponsible. The beds and couches though, I can’t judge.
remember that scene in zootopia, where they were selling the stained popsicle sticks as redwood? hmm.. ya know, I swear I had a reason to bring this up... : P
(whoever downvoted everyone for the earlier joke, this is just for you)
I'm at work, and my coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing. Do I tell the truth? Then they'll know how dark my humor is. I've been filling them for almost 2 years now.
Sorry, is this normal that you all are filming yourselves at all times? In your own fucking home? This is some North Korean levels of what the actual fuck to me.
Yes, I have them secured, but holy fuck does it make it easy to sort out who started which fight. It also means that even with 6 of the 8 people in the house being on the spectrum, we can find the shit we constantly misplace. No more missing remotes, gamepads, tablets, keys, PC mice. It's convenient, and I actually know enough about internet security that I'm not opening my house up to random creeps.
The cameras are also only in common areas, and outside.
My daughter kept complaining about things going missing, so my wife bought a wireless camera to put in her room. I said there's no way in hell I'm putting a wireless camera inside of a teenage girl's bedroom. Five years later, that camera is still in the original box, and my wife is sure she'll "find a use for it..." (Plot twist: daughter's cat is a sneaky little thief, and her missing stuff was under the bed.)
I have some mysterious holes in my yard that I'm curious about. I'm not sure what exactly is living there. I am tempted to set up a camera, but I'm also lazy
It's not taking videos of yourself or loved ones to hold onto memories and such. People have been using cameras to record each other since their invention. It's taping every little thing then posting it on the web for the world to see without thinking of what sicko might be watching.
You think people are masturbating to dad saves child from falling videos? Turn off your computer. Go outside. Meet actual human beings. Talk to them. Make a genuine connection with them. Your fear of a "sicko" is very unhealthy and I think it stems from you spending too much time on parasocial media sites like imgur.
It’s a pretty damned obvious spike on the traffic graph when a camera or NVR starts actually sending data somewhere. I don’t care that John Q Dipshit thinks China can watch my house. I can watch who’s watching my house, and unless they’ve somehow invented some new physics, they simply ain’t.
Yeah, even with my cameras recording only to NAS and not to the cloud, I still only plug in indoor cameras when I'm on vacation to be able to check on the cats. It's too creepy otherwise.
I think the only acceptable reason to have a camera inside your house is if you're living with/caring for an elderly family member. My grandpa had a fall from a heart attack and passed away. Grandma put up cameras after that so my mom (who lives with her) could be alerted if grandma fell or something.
morrighan42
People acting like falling over going to kill a baby, like I get it's not ideal but lots of these saves just look stupid and staged.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
best giant panda video ever
joshuasplinth
Bruh took a flying baseball bat to the forearm, musta hurt like a sonofabitch.
ALTEFFFOUR
I'd like to know why there was an airborne baseball bat over the audience. I've never been to a sportsball game, is that something that normally happens?
SacrificialClam
The last video being with all the others implies that the skater is actually that guys son
AvidLebon
As long as he calls the mat tosser daddy it qualifies. ;)
LivingDecomposition
Kids do just be trying to die
PantlessThunderGoose42
Parenting is like 75% keeping the kid from dying the first few years.
AzazelOmega
I do that too, but when I try to catch my falling phone i end up smacking it full force into a wall
NomadUniverse
Half these kids falling are a result of neglect in the first place. A bit more vigilance and they wouldnt be in a position to fall.
AtmaDarkwolf
I watch this and know I would make an absolute horrible Papa. Why? Cuz of my absolute next level ninja reflex when I drop a phone and end up kicking it into the wall leaving a gouged out section of the drywall with said phone embedded in it. Imagine the size of the hole if that was a kid. I could not afford the damage deposit issues.
Primotimewaster
That baby's neck really whipped Navi and forth in video #2. I winced watching it.
Humputse
Dad was very close to shoulder-tackling the baby's head as well.
kaijuuGold
dads is important yo
PantlessThunderGoose42
My kid did something similar falling backwards off the bed. I couldn’t reach to catch him in time so flipped him the rest of the way over and he landed on his feet. I’m not sure who was more surprised, me or him. It really was pure instinct on my part.
WhiskyBravo
most of these are just minor whoopsies... but a couple of them, like the baseball bat, or the baby rolling off the bed onto a hard floor, could have been bad
EveryBodyLovesMe
Bat, yeah, bed falling, nah. It’s got to be like 90% of babies fall off beds and like 98% are fine. If your parents told you they never let you roll off a bed, your parents are probably liars. lol. Anything less than 3’ is unlikely to do real damage. Same with the couches. The dresser one is like 50-50 on real damage and they should not have left the kid there, that was a bit irresponsible. The beds and couches though, I can’t judge.
Flyingfatman
This guy f@#ks!
4sambucas
wtf is fathastagks?
hendawg2020
What is fhqwhgads? https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1M3hnbjY3OTl5c2UwOHY1bjZrM2NhMTY5bXZjeHFnaHVieHNpNGo5OSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/g84EyzElhVoD6/200w.webp
NightOwlRally
You can cuss here, we won't tell nobody. :v
poopsmagoo
And that's why they call him, Snake Portal Man.
poopsmagoo
Or maybe snake holes
poopsmagoo
But Captain Snake Holes.
SubiBryant
Pretty sure one was displaying mom reflexes
IAlMOSTFOUNDWALDO
I'd call her Daddy
Charlawilliams70
I'm pretty sure that is Shawn Johnson. Still has her gymnast reflexes.
GreenJayBird
I was expecting the dad to come in at the last second to smack her ass
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Or maybe sister!
HairyChairstepper
Some moms have to be the dads too
PutItInNeutral
Most of these wouldn't cause serious injury. But that flying baseball was next level daddery.
BananaForScaIe
Baby Foot Catch was tops for me.
4etherling
That baby sitting on the dresser would have gone head first to the wooden floor. It could have caused serious injury.
Blackfinity
The floor can be sanded and refinished.
4etherling
It would still have been tarnished by a babies head, and you can never undo that entirely.
DevilsAdvocat
remember that scene in zootopia, where they were selling the stained popsicle sticks as redwood? hmm.. ya know, I swear I had a reason to bring this up... : P
(whoever downvoted everyone for the earlier joke, this is just for you)
DevilsAdvocat
oh, someone was butthurt over that joke, downvoted even the people who commented approval of it.. next time go darker, just for them
Primotimewaster
I'm at work, and my coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing. Do I tell the truth? Then they'll know how dark my humor is. I've been filling them for almost 2 years now.
DdCno1
It's been three hours. Don't leave us hanging.
Elinialesnicknamehasbeentakenandthatsucks
Have your upvote you degen
FckleberryFarms
Sorry, is this normal that you all are filming yourselves at all times? In your own fucking home? This is some North Korean levels of what the actual fuck to me.
BananaForScaIe
You can't prove, in a court of law anyway, that I'm not filming you right now.
thejollybengaly
It's creepy AF.
jasondeslin
Yes, I have them secured, but holy fuck does it make it easy to sort out who started which fight. It also means that even with 6 of the 8 people in the house being on the spectrum, we can find the shit we constantly misplace. No more missing remotes, gamepads, tablets, keys, PC mice. It's convenient, and I actually know enough about internet security that I'm not opening my house up to random creeps.
The cameras are also only in common areas, and outside.
Draygen
My daughter kept complaining about things going missing, so my wife bought a wireless camera to put in her room. I said there's no way in hell I'm putting a wireless camera inside of a teenage girl's bedroom. Five years later, that camera is still in the original box, and my wife is sure she'll "find a use for it..." (Plot twist: daughter's cat is a sneaky little thief, and her missing stuff was under the bed.)
electronicbovine
I have some mysterious holes in my yard that I'm curious about. I'm not sure what exactly is living there. I am tempted to set up a camera, but I'm also lazy
1stDrunkJoe
Don't forget about the one that's probably in your pocket right now.
jonnnney
Are you genuinely confused why parents would want videos of children?
DarkfireDragon
It's not taking videos of yourself or loved ones to hold onto memories and such. People have been using cameras to record each other since their invention. It's taping every little thing then posting it on the web for the world to see without thinking of what sicko might be watching.
jonnnney
You think people are masturbating to dad saves child from falling videos? Turn off your computer. Go outside. Meet actual human beings. Talk to them. Make a genuine connection with them. Your fear of a "sicko" is very unhealthy and I think it stems from you spending too much time on parasocial media sites like imgur.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
MIL has Alzheimer’s. Since she moved in, we need to know when she leaves her bedroom so we have a camera in the living room.
I hate it, but it’s necessary
JCentauri
Yes, Americans think nothing of putting an internet-connected camera in every room that can be accessed by anyone with a little knowledge.
Tarmaccian
They’re useful. It’s that simple.
It’s a pretty damned obvious spike on the traffic graph when a camera or NVR starts actually sending data somewhere. I don’t care that John Q Dipshit thinks China can watch my house. I can watch who’s watching my house, and unless they’ve somehow invented some new physics, they simply ain’t.
sfrinlan
Yeah, even with my cameras recording only to NAS and not to the cloud, I still only plug in indoor cameras when I'm on vacation to be able to check on the cats. It's too creepy otherwise.
JaelitheKitty
My husband works in IT. He refuses to put any cameras in our house. I agree, fuck that. Its bad enough devices are always listening
Kmpapples
As a US tech worker, no. For me anyway. I can never understand the appeal, for this or Home devices (Alexa, Google nest, etc)
HymenTroubleNow
I think the only acceptable reason to have a camera inside your house is if you're living with/caring for an elderly family member. My grandpa had a fall from a heart attack and passed away. Grandma put up cameras after that so my mom (who lives with her) could be alerted if grandma fell or something.
Kmpapples
Got me there, that's a pretty good reason
PaperinoVB
joshuasplinth
Straight dude over here and I’m like, ok Mr. Man.
Imtoolazytothinkofaname
Gotta watch out for those portal snakes
beachbum273
Seems really hot and humid in here all of a sudden
trythebleucheese
DeepSpaceNetwork
Oh daddy! Hopefully he has other mattress/throwing skills as well.
salunatics
"when you come in first you act like you've been there before." vibes
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Damn!
rockhydra
Another handsome man smile to break the interwebs, like in the good ole days?
circlebreaker
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy meme vibes
Pulsahr
Oh damn that's an old one.
f3n1x187
whachutalkingaboutitcameouttoday.....
NCPBullet
Daddy reflexes on that one
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
(Robin Williams stole my line gif)
EngorgedPhallus
Man, I'm glad I checked before trying to grab the exact same frame.
lurkyloos
Same. It’s like seeing gorgeous marathon dude for the first time
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
I love the story of “gorgeous marathon dude.” I bet his kids won’t believe him some day.
Kimsgrim
Handsome feller and I'm a feller with no dick slerping tendencies.
sparmek
I've never heard I'm not gay like that before. I like it.
Mophandleman
He didn't say he wasn't gay. Just that he didn't slerp. He's a pinky out kinda gentleman.