A language barrier is in the way...
Well, this sucks...
Not a drag queen
Take a quick purr break on me
You're killing me, Smalls
Two weeks after coming home from the shelter...
Finally!
Why delay the inevitable?
Soon I'll be annoyed again, I'm sure
The poor director...
My bestest girl
Cool new discovery
When my favorite chef turned a crushing loss into a win.
I've crossed over into an alternate universe.
I just met Emily today and if anything happened to her, I'd kill everyone in this room and then myself
Or several, I don't care.
I.T.P. Ain't Nothin' to Fuck With
Pendulums for the 14th
"I can't carry your burden for you, but I can carry you."
Happy Birthday, HailMilo666. It's not a call from your mom, but it's the best I can do on short notice.
Group photo, everyone smile!
I guess I'm about to get some crash course training.
She is my warrior queen, and she will show no mercy.
The life you save may be mine.
So what happened here?
Political posts are fun!
Warhorse
It had to be done.
No homo? No, homo!
Not again.
Y'all want my 13th favorite? Okay then, here it is.
My boss has her job because I turned it down
There's no shortage. My wife just gets 75 cents off a can for the dog food. Chill the hell out.
The only way to deal with neo-nazi scum.
Blue (Da Ba Dee) turns 25 years old today.
ITP still ain't nothin' to fuck with.
I'm trying my hand at a new hobby.
Kong: Skull Island
Urine for a good time with this post
And it's the people who's job I'm doing that are doing the most bitching.
"Your car is totally fucked up. You should do drugs about it."
Confessing to myself more than anything.
Rocky, the most bestest
It's November 5th, y'all.
I think my story was supposed to end
Playing some Fallout 4 today and came across this huge weapons cache
Every single time, especially if you work outdoors.
Guess what day it is!
The Warhorse
Not recent, but my latest craft for the trophy.
Save the hate. I'm #BLM all the way, and anti-police brutality. But I've still got a job to do.
My son was watching cartoons and I had an epiphany.
Just a reminder for anyone who needs it.
Today was a good day.
Can't keep a good ninja down.
It's the small victories that make it worth it.
Parenting Win
Maybe this has a happy ending, but I'm not there yet