SubtleOrc
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Apr 10, 2026 10:27 AM
SubtleOrc
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RigidGristle
Sqeezytzatziki
Who told him he's KING of the WORLD??
wario37
TBF, his tiny hands make his dick look huge. Unfortunately, he hasn’t been able to show this off for 29 years since he hasn’t been able to reach it.
Machi4vel
/gallery/DLWnO1I#AWjlc8W
DynamoJoeHoHo
Win/win
aufdie
I was just thinking his hands make his dick look normal.
509tigerfish
sadurdaynight
If he negotiates any harder the US will have to surrender a state to Iran every time we want a tanker to roll through.
ElvenLibrarian2
its good he is that imcompetent, this will hurt the american empire so much Israel might be destroyed as a result
jekath
Doesn't sound like him..no grift? Nobody getting hurt? Not even blaming Biden? I just don't buy it.
twodamngoon
So.....same as the last deal.
rudy2wheels
Bahahahaha thank you for sharing this little ray of sunshine
mycatsings
Orlandonuts
NACHO. Netanyahu's American Cuck's Hella Old
OutspokenHBW
But it was all worth it, because on dick weasel made bank at the stock market. /s
albakSPrince
first of all he cant reach his own dick, that's why he wears the long ties. And I for one feel sorry for the intern who has to help him urinate, well at least when Graham isnt available.
GravyEducation
Let me at the white house
Nukls
the mushroom kingdon
Iaimtomisbehave
So once again Donnie succeeds at nothing. *shrug* Some things never change.
mycatsings
bad1080
art of the deal
deadmanstar
But they gave him the Iranian Peace Prize! /s
mycatsings
This is close to the mark.
TheFullLength
Again, "Is this real or satire?"
xaxen
All of it points to be true.
Hexidimentional
considering the posts from the various iranian embassies, it sounds like something they'd say
yellowgage
Satirical, but accurate.
BananaForScaIe
Trump can't even TACO very well anymore.
EMHPicardo
tinytyrant
TAFU... trump always fucks up. rolls off the tongue.
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Some of this is not chickening out. It’s market manipulation.
yellowgage
The problem here is that we WANTED him to chicken out - bc he'd backed himself into a corner where the alternative was genocide
ShieldAnvil1
1000% this. I was generaly scared to wake up and find out we had started lobbing the sun at Iran.
RooGryphon
i was hoping trump would be just that level of stupid to actually do it. i want to see just how FAR americans are willing to go with this living garbage heap of a man
ItsATrap
Well, remember that MAGA americans are largely evangelical death cult types who think they need to gather all the jews in the middle east to be nuked so jesus can come back. So.... they're all-in. And the republicans in congress are desperate to keep their seats of power so they have to please the death cult. We don't need a genocide to know there is no bottom to these people.
Sticklebrickk
He's all talk and no walk. Dude hasn't even made a sandwich before, he knows how to do literally nothing.
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
All mouth, no trousers