Why you cheeky cunt!, Ill wreck ya, I swear on me mum!

SpicyFlamingCinnamonRollTigerBearOfRage

My chihuahua does that

9 years ago |

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ConvertedTrash

Did you know that Markiplier says 'Swear on me mum' in an episode of his FNaF series???

9 years ago |

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spunkypewster

A Room For Romeo Brass.

9 years ago |

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TheOneTrueRing

Old woman I used to see around. Her dog was so overprotective I had to warn her, it comes at me again and I'm reporting it.

9 years ago |

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Freudy

Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!

9 years ago |

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krishwedds

He'll kill you with cuteness

9 years ago |

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wombmate

He’s so brave!

6 years ago |

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PreciousTritium

Nice house

9 years ago |

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Monkeybone5581

Puppy McNugget.

9 years ago |

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BirdOPrey5

Heroism comes in all sizes.

9 years ago |

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salandria

It just isn't as effective

9 years ago |

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deadmansshoes861

9 years ago |

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CaptVito

Is that how girls react to tiny weiners?

9 years ago |

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Pacifisticuffs

"I will carve up your motherfucking ankles I swear to god!"

9 years ago |

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CommentsWithGandalf

It's funny until they rip the Achilles tendon

9 years ago |

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anonwhymouse

Then it's hilarious

9 years ago |

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Arcman304

Bit that's training your dog to to be a little shithead I don't think I was ever able to give my grandma a decent hug as a kid

9 years ago |

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MulansSzechuanSauce

Thats b3cause your grandma didnt like you and trained it for that

9 years ago |

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HighlySexualLobster

Its always cute until they take a chunk out of a toddlers face and they have to put the dog down.

9 years ago |

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MagesticHeap

Girlfriends dog is the same way. Nips at my face if I try to kiss her. She thinks it's adorable.

9 years ago |

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glitchead

Had a girlfriend that had one of those. Was not a nip, though. She called it her baby and said it was just jealous.

9 years ago |

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batts

Dachshunds were bred to be brave

9 years ago |

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frmendoza

I grew up with one. I've never seen a meaner dog.

9 years ago |

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OneGreatFap

Most aggressive breed, experts claim.

9 years ago |

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neeks64

I have never met a dachshund that wasn't a mean little shit, so I agree with the experts.

9 years ago |

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ajizzle

all the dachshunds I have met have been loud but very submissive up close

9 years ago |

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neeks64

I've been bitten by 2. For sitting on a couch. Fuckers.

9 years ago |

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myheartisstarkmyspiritistargaryen

I thought that was chihuahuas

9 years ago |

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KiyaSeraphia

I feel weird now, I have a dachshund-chihuahua mix and he's mellow and loveable to anyone he meets, family or otherwise. Luck I guess.

9 years ago |

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neeks64

I think theyre up there on the list too

9 years ago |

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