selfie approval day
Vegan Fishing
Spongebob’s Patrick in the peel
Conference call bingo
My starved passion
Woo me, Will
This little ray of sunshine
Where in the rule book is this ok?
Shit ass drawing with nice words
O’atmeal
Physicsly thicc
Mama’s little helper
Cake day baby cake I made
Ancient stolen relics that are more relatable during quarantine
My bestie, Betty
Serving’s aight, but these kids’ letters though....
Making sure Jesus didn’t die for nothing
Secret of a Navy sailor
Kindness that brings me to my knees
Wait... my mom what?
1st gravesite birthday gift for Dad
My anti-depressant
I'm a shit bridesmaid
Day 1: quitting smoking
Otis
Holy shit, that’s what he’s peddling
Hump day Dick pic
Bahrain hates Crocs THIS much
The perfect portrait exists
Friend sent pic of his newborn, I sent it back better
OMW
Does this come in my size?
Hate mail fortune cookies
Quick fix for a bummer morning
Romance comes in many forms
Brutal love
You don't say
I never have anyone come over due to an irrational belief they will never leave
Mob boss
Almost gave in today
He wants to say hi
Ruined my co-worker's day when I told her she ain't no vegan mackin' on honey like she do
Super Great
From pounded to grounded
How do I convert
Wild Style God
Ringtone; it's not just a sound
A cake day to call my own! Suck it, twin brother; I don't have to share this with you!
I am a laundry millionaire when I get a fresh roll of quarters
How to make these Polish cookies everyone loses their shit over
Show me on this doll where the Christmas spirit touched you
It's my cake day! Thanks, Imgurians, for entertaining me this year while I poop
It's my cake day! In exchange for 1 year of lunacy, I offer you a piece of sage advice.
This sums up shopping as a 30 year old woman built like a 12 year old
Keeping busy at work
Still so damn funny
Alternate weapon
When I hear a woman say she's only friends with guys bc it's less drama
Damn, he's good